Driving

>driving
>haven't kissed a girl in 5 years
>katy perry "i kissed a girl" song comes on

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>listening to music

>yfw kissing a guy or a girl will feel the same

Go to a hooker you looser

bullish af

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who the hell would want to kiss a hooker

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Just go to a bar a kiss a girl dude what's the problem

have sex

OP don’t lie. You’ve never even talked to a girl before. Did you kiss some chick while she was sleeping? Creepy

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I hate bars

no u

No but I did pull her pants down and take pics

Tfw dogs and women have a better chance of making out with a hetero girl in 2019 than you

JUST

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Yes!! Finally I meet someone who does not like music, i have felt so alone

>i kissed a girl just to try it
>i kissed a girl and i liked it

Get a hooker that lets you kiss

...

Life is suffering, bros. Love, or the lack of it, hurts so much...

>implying hookers even qualify as "women"

This. Fucking hookers means ur basically gay

disgusting and untrue

Only kiss I have was a fat chick at the bar who attacked my face with her fat mouth. I don't know how much longer I can continue with this pathetic life.

>has kissed a girl
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

classical and electronic is ok, the odd golden oldie that isnt too degenerate. The Bee Gees "Staying Alive" for example.

based mohist

Of course you do
You have autism.

Tfw when the closest thing to kissing a girl was hearing, "I kissed a girl" Katy perry song

No one goes to bars alone

Grow a backbone.

MAGA

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Bump

>Bee Gees Staying Alive
>Not degenerate

The song is literally about how a guy is trying his best to maintain an erection while looking at photos of his family

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You saved a lot of herpes.