If dubs we all call off work tomorrow

If dubs we all call off work tomorrow

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I'm a supervisor bro I would have to wake my manager up in the middle of the night and he would have to start 5 hours earlier...

Sorry user Shekelstein has me by the balls. Basically whenever I miss a day at work everything piles up and it takes me the rest of the week to catch up

"Sorry Mr Shekelstein, can't make it in today, kek wills it"

>b-but mr. shekelberg please no i need to call out, my mother is in the hosp... oh... i-i didnt mean... no of course sir im so sorry... please forgive my audacity, yes 10% pay cut is more than fair... Yes ill be there first thing in the morning... oh, okay now works too, im already awake haha... yes ill have the reports ready for your daughter in the morning. yes. goodnight sir.

Fucking lol

Jokes on you I don’t work tomorrow anyway

looks like we all get the day off tomorrow

Dubs you go to work regardless

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....work? Heh, cute

Ok, this is based.

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>hardmode
You only get to call off work if you get repeating digits.

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welp looks like wage is CANCELED boys

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>work

Quit

re roll but trips

cant but whatever, roll

Just called off because my "grandmas in the hospital" who else is with me?

Jokes on you, this is my three day weekend

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>having job
>kek

lets fuckin do it

Roll

If trips you pussies can't make excuses not to do it.

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Dubs

Gibbe dubs

Trips I quit my job tomorrow

Dubs and you have to tell your boss its because of the clap

Alright guess I’m calling off

Roll

Oh nvm, misread the thread. Anyway I guess if OP and I both roll dubs it has to be fate.

Rolling

About 6 years ago I was working at a starbucks. Week 3 or 4 into the job I was set up to learn how to make frappuccinos. The process was so complicated and involved and even moreso when you had to stagger the steps based on high volume, that I determined I had to quit.

I came into work and pretended I had a limp. I went into the managers office and told her I was in a car crash and dislocated my spine and would give her a few days to find a replacement before quitting.

Spent the next 4 days hobbling around a Starbucks acting like rip van winkle. Was 22 years old.

Fucking lets go!

That's why frappartists make the big bucks

FUCK!!!

I’ll roll

NOOOOOOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEE WAGIES GET TO WORK!!!!

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do wagies really

Are you retarded by any chance?

dubs and i call in sick

Dubs and i'll call in sick

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