How do I patent free energy?

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Just send that little diagram to the patent office. Then they send you patent.

what about the jews and their schemes

You're the jew in this scenario, user

Many free energy devices have already been patented.

how do I prove my experiment to free the world of the eternal kike
I don't have any money to build a pool and funnel

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Tubulcain Tubulcain Tubulcain. Orange alert: dangerous freethinker ideas. Recommend increasing chemtrail concentration by 1.5% for next 7 days.

here's something similar to my invention found in nature

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You will just be assassinated like that dude who made the water engine

send your drawing to the patent office

>Tubulcain Tubulcain Tubulcain

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I know
the jews will just shut it down

how do I harness free energy without the international jew shutting it down

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sorry, at least in US the patent office explicitly states they do not accept patents for free energy devices, sure there are some such patents that slipped though, but why bother with patent in the first place and not just to keep it a secret? there are foreign nations that do not care about US law and bluntly steal patents and some even claim US own military is somewhat exempt form the rules...

It looks like a trompe and is used a lot. It's essentially free energy

why not just have a turbine get turned by a river??
instead of this stupid, physically impossible bullshit.

lol.. the water would stop 3/4 up the third arrow you fucking faggot.

This is bait right?
You do understand the laws of thermodynamics right?

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true. I already patented pic related in OP actually. someone's gonna get sued.

free energy is possible, the jews are just hiding it to keep us enslaved.

Relevent I have a friend who's a physicist, claims he can do it with plasma. I think he's nuts but it does sound plausible and he has some promising data, I just don't think he will be able to scale up.

Laws are made to be broken dumbass