Sup guys, never really been on this board. How do I make money? I'm a 25 year old boomer with no education and about $2...

Sup guys, never really been on this board. How do I make money? I'm a 25 year old boomer with no education and about $2,000 savings. I am curently making about $1000 per month flipping burgers

Where do I even start? I need a quick rundown on anything as long as it makes more than $10/hr which is what I am making now. I don't wanna work at a factory or landscaping or something

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kneepads and grinder

dont be a fag man help me out

do you have any hobbies?

Go to school

If you have a car then deliver for a restaurant or do uber eats

>no education
> no skills or experience
>doesnt want to work in a factory or in landscaping
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I'm pretty ripped and shredded, lift weights 6x a week, get compliments on physical fitness, can tell fat people how to lose weight.
"burger flipping" which I meant work at a deli shop and I am nice to everybody and have great customer service, everyone compliments me and says they like me, I am nice to everyone
Built my own computer and know more than average idiot which isn't saying much. I am bad at math so I can't really do any scientific stuff or computer programming

You will never get any good advice from anyone here. This subreddit should really just be renamed to /link, because there is zero talk of actual business in here. All these losers do is talk about some irrelevant CryptoCurrency scam that they lost thousands of dollars buying.

Stop wasting your time lifting and start doing more wage work normie. Have fun working 18 hours a day to survive for the rest of your life since you're stupid.

at least i'm not a skinnyfat dyel like you

>Work at deli
>Take over the deli
>???
>Profit
Or maybe use your wagiebucks to pay tuition on a BSc in Kinesiology and be a trainer for rich people. Get into a privately owned gym while you're still in school. My trainer does this and he's 27 now. He trains athletes and doctors, plays golf, hits on girls paying his wage and picks my brain about crypto.

alternatively you could buy link

>bad at math
I used to believe the same thing.
10,000 hour rule.
Put the work in and it will pay off.

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>not buying TRUE for 61% cheaper than other exchanges
>Doesn't know how to use real decentralized IDEXs
> Not shorting OKeX
No wonder you're poor

Lern2weld

Check out becoming an electrician and buy link. Electrical work isn’t nearly as physically demanding as you would think or as other trades. I break a decent sweat but the problem solving aspect is the fun/harder part. Highly recommended.

>Check out becoming an electrician
How do I know if i'm smart enough to do that before I go try and do it? I've heard it's good money
>buy link
I don't know what that is.

Based linkie electrician. Truly the most intellegent of the trades.

Si senior I am electrician very good pay compare to my home country yes

This. In great demand, it seems that there is a vacuum in the market right now. Fill it and charge an exorbitant price user.

Bro, you’re smart enough. In the field everything will come with time. As for schooling it’s just about effort, if I can do it most people with ambition can. Go to your local electrical union hall or call them and ask them about becoming a CW or apprentice. More importantly buy Download coinbase and purchase Chainlink.

As true as that is at times, it’s not saying much. Painters and laborers can be impressively stupid. Kek

Becoming a CW is the step below Apprentice. No schooling required but you get to work in the field and see if you like it. The money comes later and it’s worth the work. No college debt with a masters degree income fren

Thanks dudes. Should I just look on the internet for electritions around the area and call them and ask if they need help?

First of all, go work at a decent restaurant as a server, and maybe work your way up to a bartender (or manager for experience).

Secondly, with your now better income, go to fucking school. Get a degree in something relevant.

Learn on your own time: Excel (Pivot tables, slicers, dashboards, index-match formula, not shit vlookup), Tableau (all data visualization softwares are transferable), and you'll easily find an analytics job.

Or, go the IT route.

Programmer/Engineering or programming are also great (but require more effort).

>guy with $2k throwing shade
I could pay you $500/hr to vaccum my truck in hot pants and pigtails, wagie

fpbp

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I'm up for that gig, where do i sign up?

Move back in with your parents, invest ninety percent of what you make, invest in passive income, invest that passive income in more passive income ect, buy a duplex, rent out half of it.

any good actual good forums for business then. I'm tired of all the crypto shit.

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based.

GOOD LORD I HAVE SINNED PLEASE I AM ADDICTED TO COPPERHEADED THOTS

I've seen your electrical work in New Delhi and the wires are all tangled up into a ratking nightmare because you pajeets can't be arsed to take your time

Dude trades lmao

>subreddit
You need to go back

This lmao, engineering isn't even hard you have to be an ultra dumbass to go for trades instead

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I make a better percent on my money than Warren Buffet in the same time by listening to Jow Forums

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you could always learn a trade. apprenticeships are free, or you can pay to go through school. I make like $35/h as an electrician.

Find chinese nutrition supplier.
Create random new meme superfood fad.
Make site claiming your abilities are due to this new superfood.
Sell meme product for 20x cost.

>Built my own computer
No. No, you did not. You assembled a Lego set for adults, don't you ever fucking dare say you built your own computer again.
You have no idea how a single transistor works, can't program one fucking line of code and have never in your life used a solder iron.
I built a computer is the same as saying I built a car because I once switched the tires and headlights.