Why won't Millennials start drink beer?

Why won't Millennials start drink beer?

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gives you cancer, costs way too much

24 yo of millennial here there is these things called dab pens that are the new craze

i thought they drank bugman beer

>Why won't Millennials start drink beer?
Because they're not that pathetic to depend on fake, artificial enhancements & drugs....

>tastes like shit
>barely any alcohol
>get fat
>tastes like shit

Dude weed. If I drink enough beers to get a decent buzz my odds are 50:50 of feeling like ass the next day. If I smoke dope I feel fine, just slightly dumber.

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Alcohol fucking sucks

>millennials aren't pathetic
What the fuck are you talking about LMAO

FUCK YOUR BOOMER INDUSTRY. WE DON'T NEED ALL THESE CHOICES AND INDUSTRIES. SOCIALISM WILL DO US WELL WITH JUST A FEW CHOICES.

I do not drink but if i did w wouldn’t drink beer especially band name beer. Also it doesn’t fit my macros
Kys druggie
I wonder which companies they took into account when writing that article. I guarantee that Modelo is selling just fine.

Owen Benjamin fags need to go

hard liquor drowns out the pain faster and more efficiently, and is also less carbs

I think we just don't drink shit beer, that's the difference. Craft beer scene is booming. Local companies.

Pretty good if you mix it with some cheap wine

Try not changing the recipe to lower costs. Old Milwaukee changed the can design and recipe. You thought us dumb consumers wouldnt notice the taste change with a visual difference. I know your marketing tricks.

T. 27 year old boomer

I gotta choose: beer or food. Plus, beer is full of unhealthy carbs and loaded with estrogenic compounds, I rather buy some eggs with that money. Pass.

Kratom is way better

Enjoy not having a liver if you keep it up.

speak for yourself user the only reason i haven't necked myself is drugs and alcohol to cope

How dare they not buy products! That's stealing from companies!

Makes you fat and makes you feel gross.

That's gotta be it. There have been several breweries and distilleries popping up in my state over the last several years.

That shouldn't be happening unless there's a demand for it.

washingtonpost.com/news/voraciously/wp/2019/03/12/the-summer-of-hard-seltzer-is-coming-heres-how-4-of-the-top-brands-stack-up

>That shouldn't be happening unless there's a demand for it.
Not always the case. Sometimes it's boomers late to the party trying to get in on recently dead fads, sometimes it's a guy with a dream and doesn't care how it sells, sometimes those places go out of business in a year or two.

It contains too much onions

Kratom is shit. I can consume 100g of powder in a day and feel nothing, and I wait weeks or even a month between dosing.

What are you macros supposed to be? Are you low carb?

Yeah you're right.
I'll have to watch and see.

>I guarantee that Modelo is selling just fine.
Is that representative of millennials in general or just that the US is a mexican colony?

Yes low carb

the latter

I know. It was a rhetorical question.

25 here, I like a few cold beers, but my mom is a full on alcoholic (a nice one) so I keep that shit occasional.

alcohol is horrible for you body

call it a meme if you want, but if you HAVE to drink than a hard seltzer or hard liquor is the best choice because it has low carbs and does LESS damage to your body

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Pablo and his 22 million relatives really enjoy Modelo.

Also fore warning Texas, New Mexico, Southern California, Arizona are gone. Some big cities become cartel holdouts and the water is replaced with Modelo.

I'd love to drink beer but it's carb city.

>A FEW CHOICES
my soviet boomer parents tell me that their early life experience "shopping" was waiting hours in line to a store without even knowing what was in stock, usually to find 1 (one) thing for sale.
The worse part is that they enjoyed it.

used to homebrew. However since losing 50lbs I really just don't drink beer anymore as i don't want to get fat again. I buy a 12 pack of good beer and it lasts me 8 months.

What do you drink then?

Most beer tastes like piss; rather drink liquor.

You got to live in the us to think this. Come to Europe, notably Belgium and you'll have a new opinion on the matter. Though you'll get fat here too

Can you explain how this works for you? Maybe just cuz our bodies are diffetent but if i try low carb i basically slowly get very weak and my muscles become constantly sore and i have trouble sleeping. Are you active and all that?

This. I don't buy any macrobrews, disgusting shit. Microbrews and crafts exclusively (and no, this does not include IPA's or any otherwise intensely hoppy beers)

We have yuro beer here. Its shit. Hard liquor gets you drunk quicker for cheaper and less calories. This argument is already over.

Its because you are having sugar withdrawals. Get on low carb for a month and wait until your body gets fat adapted then that shit will go away.

I used to think this, but the US has an amazing array of small breweries. Besides, nothing wrong with some basic lager either.

millenials are too busy killing everything to drink beer

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Alcohol is for people who lack IQ

They are to busy using video games for escapism. Beer is a boomer way of forgetting about your problems

>drinking in 2019
there are less toxic drugs out there that make you feel amazing that don't turn you into a braindead mope

Just drink spirits you fags lmao. Some Zubrowka with ice cold apple juice is lovely. Goes down very smoothly.

Is there a sadder, more rage prone group than boomers?

like?

lsd

Nope

Millennial's, is there anything they won't not buy?

True! Just people that don’t know the truth about it don’t understand it

Onions milk, salads and vape juice

I only drink red wine for the health benefits

I remember when Anheuser Busch sold itself to Inbev in 2008. I thought, these guys know beer and know it's time to sell because the future is downhill from here for beer.

Food and gas for my car. Maybe a parking pass for the beach, or a water park. Maybe a video game.

dunno about rotw but Bong, -EVERY- fucking beer brand gets bought, then 'brewed' in some giant vat in an industrial estate in Norwich. Red Stripe - Fine Jamaican Lager (Brewed under license in Norwich) . Bongo Bongo Belgia, Belgiums Finest Beer (Brewed under license in Norwich). Its (naturally) all the same tasting evil chemical pish, no matter whats on the outside of the can. Cunts like Heineken and the other one who 'brew' all this god forsaken urine should be tried before The Hague

You Irish?

uk - Oirish have at least got Guiness

i stopped drinking beer and anything else because i decided feeling good for about 5 hours wasn't worth a hangover and accelerated aging, also it keeps me out of the gym so it just had to stop

>5 hours
Lmao the alcohol buzz lasts like 20 minutes maximum, the rest is just mental confusion.

Benzos are cleaner although less euphoric

frankly you couldn't pay me enough to drink murrican piss they call beer

Hops are estrogenic. Hard liquor is cheaper and has less calories and carbs.

>20 minutes
not if you keep drinking, i was putting back a bottle of whiskey every 4 days for more than a year

because they are smarter than degenerate fucks dying of liver failure.

Because alcohol is terrible for you

Been at it for 3 years buddy, 10g per day. Go spread disinformation somewhere else kike. My bank account likes when I take kratom. I’m willing to bet you’re on adderall rn

Bunk shit you're buying bro

You’re doing something wrong. Were you addicted to other opiates before you started dosing? Try l-tyrosine when you take it or agmatine on your T-breaks

Decided to give up alcohol in any form after working in a bar for a year.

Decided quite rationally that I didn't want to join degenerates in a never ending spiral of self destruction...

And not surprised ITT the theme starts with a guilt trip. Alcohol is the only drug that I can think of where it you are on invited to partake, and decline, everyone jumps on you, with "why not?" and other forms of coercion

Either bunk shit or tolerance is through the roof. 100g is not a small fuckin number. Has to have a high tolerance from past opioid abuse

No friends no money

Honestly this. Want to quit alcohol forever? Spend a day sober around drunks. DUDE THE WALL IS SO FUNNY GIGGLES. If you need alcohol to be more confident you're a loser too. So many people are casual alcoholics it's not funny.

that combo tastes like hamster food

>Why aren't millennials buying houses?
>Why aren't millennials buying diamonds?
>Why aren't millennials buying cars?
>Why aren't millennials buying beer?

based wine cork

shitcoins and bath water

The boomer who wrote that has obviously never had a white claw

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>makes you fat
>disturbs your sleep
>makes your breath stink
>causes diabetes
>kills your neurons
And you're supposed to pay for it?

>water is replaced with Modelo
lmao

No. Eurofag here, our beer is arguably even worse. At least the horrid taste is watered down in American beers, ours is just pure unadulterated shit. Hipsters are pretending to like craft beer just because no one else likes them.

Imagine getting this passionate about various flavours of the shittest tasting drunk ever brewed.

Beer is fucking great, you degenerate