How are you coming along, Jow Forums?
How are you coming along, Jow Forums?
Jaxson Carter
Isaiah Gomez
>21
>still haven't achieved any of these
Bros...
Samuel Torres
This whole thing is way off.
>Drivers license at 16
>First car at 16
>Lost anal virginity to bf at 16
>Graduated college at 18
geez i mean who doesnt rent their first appartment till 24 jesus.
Jonathan Young
It's from the UK retard. That said, bongs are fucking cucks.
Samuel Johnson
earning more than manager at 50yo level
rest of life is at the age 20 level
Adam Hernandez
>how to be the absolute best wageslave as humanly possible
the male prime lasts from around age 27-ish to 40.
Carter Foster
The normie's life map
Jaxson Gray
haha
Jaxon Bell
>start earning 40k a year
>age 37
lol try age 16 cuck just play internet poker
and my first job out of college at a startup i made 60k + options
Kevin Perez
What the fuck kind of person has a life like this and how are they having multiple children and owning more than one property with no more than $39,999 per year before taxes?
What the fuck kind of place is this and where is it so I can move there?
Jeremiah Miller
its in GBP
Henry Taylor
So that's even shittier money! The person that made this chart was inevitably delusional.
Christopher Wright
The chart was made by a loans company. It’s to encourage britcuck normies to get absolutely clowned on indenturing themselves to moneylenders
Michael Flores
>Didn't even get past the first one
Caleb Bell
>26
>kissless, hugless virgin
>live on my own
>own 3 cars outright
>only have 104 LINK
committing sudoku is my only option
Anthony Cooper
>buying a house to move in
>buying a BRAND NEW car
>engaging before 40
>not making 100k before 35
I'm fully triggered. Bet the jews made this.
Hudson Carter
This some kind of boomer guide?
Dude bought a house and car before earning average wage, and somehow an average wage in his field is less than 40k at 37.
Oliver Mitchell
>get married
>have a kid
>buy a house
>THEN you start earning average wage
Jayden Brooks
>34
>no wife
>no kids
>no drivers license
>two close friends
>own apartment in most expensive district of capitol city
>work remotely in IT (5h of real work per week)
>be in top 0.1 quantile of earners in country
>be in top 0.75 quantile of richest people in country
>crypto-rich
>spend all day playing wow on retail and soon classic
>have a high-class escort over once a week
>leave apartment maybe once or twice per week for groceries, gym etc.
Not even my family knows how much money I make/have, so yeah, I've pretty much made it.
John Johnson
Drivers license at 19...
First kiss at 19...
Michael Wilson
>buy a car
>buy a house
>buy a flat
>aged 37 start earning 40k a year
Charles Barnes
that is all bullshit
Christian Thompson
unironically based
Julian Robinson
I guess its time for me to get an AK and go to a walmart.
Brody Perez
Stuck before the kiss thing
Carter Edwards
>no drivers license
wtf?
Isaac Hill
Sell cars. Buy more link.
Blake Flores
I love how there's just a fucking gap between 39 and 60, as if you just don't do anything for 21 years. Also funny, at 35 you are meant to 'think about starting a business', but nowhere is it mentioned that you do so along the way. You are also not meant to build wealth, just buy flats, houses, holidays and cars. What a load of bullshit.
Sebastian Martin
>move out 22
>rent on your own 24
Sorry, so do you be homeless for a year or two before figuring out renting ...? but clearly you have a holiday and be a bridesmanaid inbetween.
Austin Thomas
My first and only kiss was in kindergarden. Otherwise I am stuck at 22, "move out". Will forever be stuck at 23 "be a best man".
But who cares? I have accumulated unholy amounts of wealth living at parents.
Julian Lee
>buy new Car
>Rent a house
>All Before Earning Average wage.
Lol
It doesn't happen like this retard.
You new More than Average wage for years at least to buy a new car or House dipshit
Alexander Morales
at what cost though user, at what cost?
no frends, no girl, no social skills, you will rattle around on your own always and forever, all the money in the world wont cuddle up to you at night and actually mean it, not without being on the clock at least.
No money will really love you and care for you when ill, or share life experiences with you and genuinely enjoy it.
Austin Adams
i have never masturbated
Jose Turner
What the fuck is this shit? This is a roadmap to fucking boomer city. I’m gonna be a fucking millionaire in 2021 @ age 25. And I’ll never work again. Suck my fucking cock you (((boomer)))
Jordan Brooks
Implying women love you and don't see you as a walking wallet anyway. I do have autistic friends with similar interests though. Sure I sometimes wonder what might have been.
Xavier Jones
imagine being this redpilled.
Nolan Walker
Surrogacy is the way to make kids.
Isaiah Richardson
>loans.co.uk
seems fishy
Joseph Thomas
>aged 15: first kiss
>aged 19: first full time job
>aged 20: pass driving test
>aged 22: buy first car, move out
>aged 23: first holiday with partner
>aged 24: rent on your own
>I have to do all of this and get married by next year
Hunter Taylor
>care for you when ill
you can pay for that - insurance
>share life experiences with you and genuinely enjoy it
you can also do that with friends and family