Million-dollar idea

In this thread, we present our million-dollar idea.

I'll start:
>A wheelchair with pedals.
If your arms are tired, you could use the pedals.

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Wouldn't be surprised if you're actually serious

maybe like nail polish, but for other parts of your body, besides nails

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Suicide booths

buy 1000 chainlink
wait

Ive got tons
1. Escoins
Pay escorts in anonymous fungible escoins. smart contracts oracles blockchain

2. customizable car horns. one horn isnt enough to convey information. cars should be able to emit more than one sound to convey important information to nearby drivers

3. ass kicking bounty app. getting cucked? rejected by stacy again? school bullies taking your shit? gym teacher getting too rowdy on penis inspection day? well put that ar15 down and download the ass kicking bounty app!
step 1 place bounty on asshat
step 2 wait for video submission(s) of the asshat getting his/her ass kicked.
step 3 pay the video creator
step 4 live peacefully.

4. Asteroid insurance

Elon? Is that you?

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If you can get around regulations this would be a billion dollar industry.

Christmas lights on tracks with a remote control. Tracks stay up year round.

i'd remake the fuel station industry overnight.

>design the fuel station as a circle where all pumps are equal distance from the center cashier enclosure
>hire five or so wagies (depending on the time of day) as gas station attendants, like they have in New Jersey
>ban people from filling their car themselves
>ban people from sitting in their cars during fueling for "safety reasons"
>stock the center area with loads of 7/11 style snacks, the saltier and more sugary the better, just make sure none of them require utensils to eat and can be consumed easily from behind the wheel

for what amounts to $100 or so overhead every hour for the wagies I reckon I could bring in thousands in food/snack revenue with this model. most people will be uncomfortable watching some wagie fuel their car and since they cant sit in their car they'll go inside to "browse" what's around.

ZERO GRAVITY MANUFACTURING

i tried that it's already been patented by numerous people yes really!

Ground coffee in little bags like teabags. We have teabags. Where the fuck are coffebags. No need to press that shit anymore

Cake business called “Not Just Birthdays” or maybe “Cakes for all Occasions”.

Other occasions include “Divorce” (you get half a cake), etc

Maybe an “Alzheimer’s Diagnosis” cake too. (this is definitely your second cake)

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A phone case with a flip up mirror on the back that reflects the flash and high definition camera for selfies.

All 13 people in this thread give me $100,000.

Sex doll rental delivery, essentially a decentralized brothel but without the roasties

Like a bicycle?

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Penetracker - A small sensor implanted inside a vagina that tracks every sexual contact and uploads it on the blockchain, it can differentiate between a pounding and masturbation based on motion. It will make long term relationships more viable, especially for army personell. I expect a big demand in Saudi Arabia.