I JUST WATCHED THE BIG SHORT

I JUST WATCHED THE BIG SHORT.
DUDE... what if student loans was the next bubble haha. DUDE... what if you could short.. student loans... I so smart for figuring it out before anyone else, I am a evil genius with a high IQ

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In order to short student loans, you would have to short the US govt.

Fat chance of that happening.

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Should i feel bad for having friends like this?
They're really cool in other aspects, I swear.

>he fell for the Jewish scam of “friends”
>he wastes time and money on people he likely won’t be talking to in 7 years

this hurts to read, i know too many people like this irl

>he doesn’t become “friends” with people in order to utilize their skills/networks
Ngmi

Or short banks in case the solution is forcing banks to eat the defaultment, or short the middle class if the solution is "taxing the wealthy OOPS we only taxed the middle class again hahaha funny how that keeps accidentally happening"

Seriously they need to ban this film. The amount of brainlets I've spoken to who weren't aware of the causes of the 2008 recession before it was broken down into easy to digest movie form, my god.

>he fell for the Jewish scam of “friends”
I feel sorry for you

this pasta forgot to mention his debt

The money went to colleges so the colleges should pay for it. We should introduce a special academia tax, any and all professors with tenure pay 20% of their income as interest on the total student debt of the colleges students. Furthermore every other employee must pay 10%.

Just buy gold nigga

Does that movie even address the Jews or the federal reserve? Something tells me Steve Carrell didn't have an entire monologue about the Rothschild's so I doubt it really gets down to the root cause of our problems

>taxing socialists exclusively
I like this.

> He has to become “friends” with people in order to utilize their skills/networks
not gonna /makeit/

What's wrong with that?

You clearly don’t have the patience for investing

Literally everyone is shorting the US gov rn that's why metals are pumping :^)

what will happen with crypto if 2008 happened today

hoppy ipa's just taste so good man

Heres an idea for burgers:
>take out a massive student loan
>go all in on crypto
>vote for bernie
>debt gets wiped out

Ez gains

>hondouras gangsters move in next to you and kill your whole family
but at least you are going to feel the bern

Moon. Look at 2013 with the cypriot debt crisis.

200 iq