>very prestigious job
>paid extremely well
>10/10 virgin gf
>own place
>nofap
>lift regularly
Yet I just fantasise about the days where I was an incel working part time in fast food, playing vidya, masturbating and smoking weed
I think being successful made me realise success is overrated
I don't know how much longer I can pretend to be a normalfag
Should I have kids? Maybe that will make me less miserable
>listing all these things and still come to this shit hole
I think you need to dilate
Stinkie linkie detected.
Women are cancer. Drop the bitch, set the bar higher. Become a billionaire and change the world. Thats my mission.
I've been on Jow Forums since I was 15 which is around 12 years ago now
I think I'll be here forever whether I like it or not
>Virgin gf
>Don't jack off
Wow dude
Congrats pewds, yes you should have kids. Use your success to start a whole dynasty man.
>Become a billionaire and change the world. Thats my mission
You sound like a nu male onions fag
>being so desperate for attention and validation you make this thread on Jow Forums
I dont know what would be sadder, if its a larp or if its real. Either way you should slit your throat
Try having sex with your virgin gf before she cucks you bro.
I fuck her
Give me some of that money and I'll be your bro and keep you feeling good. I'll be the Cliff Booth to your Rick Dalton.
Don't beg other men for money it makes you look like a beta male
Trying to figure out the purpose of this off topic thread
I'm not asking for money, I'm asking for a job
I’m 32 and I’ve been here since I was 16, so I’ve spent literally half my life on Jow Forums. I also was successful and had a pretty high paying job in my 20s but I quit to become a full time neet a couple years ago. I’m enjoying life a lot more now than when I was employed.
I post what I want
i hope that's not your gf
Wish it was desu. Literally perfect
the problem is you're not jacking off. you must jack on.
id beat the shit out of you. Sick blog larp btw.
Nah you wouldnt, you've probably never thrown a punch at anyone you feminine little pussy
I would absolutely beat the shit out of you. Im in houston right now, will be relocating to sunnyvale in 2 weeks, where you at? Maybe we can meet up
You're larping. The only downsides of success are you have more to lose and you attract more people seeking to help you lose it. If you don't capitulate to the whims of those around you, then you exist in a perpetual state of most people wanting what you have and kissing your ass accordingly. You have to be eternally vigilant which can make you into a bit of a stubborn hardass, but if the alternative is being dead broke and functionally invisible, I'll take getting called some variation of a dick by some frustrated gold digger 10 times out of 10.
Okay post address I'll meet you there
>virgin gf
unironically have sex weirdo
But she's worth more in mint condition.
Don't take her out of the box, OP
Lmao jealous much incel? I fuck daily
Being functionally invisible is infinitely better. The key is having wealth that nobody knows about so you can be free to do whatever you want and never be bothered by anybody. If you have a “career” that you need to protect to maintain your lifestyle you’re even more of a wagecuck than minimum wage mcdonalds workers.
Based NEET.
Sweet Vishnu look at the toilet on this biche
fucking daily is overrated
Based. Always lie about your salary if you earn good money.
You can also tell that you have made investment in small businesses that struggle so you can't enjoy your high wage.
Drive a car not flashy and 2-3 classes under what you can afford. So if you make 200k a year, drive a prius.
Have kids buddy. Unironically continuing your bloodline is the most meaningful thing you can do.
You have a prime girl to breed with and all the money you could need to help with making sure your kids are raised to be very strong and competent.
You unironically made it. Honestly very jealous but happy if you are a white person, because we are dying and we need to have as much children as possible or (((they))) win.