Fastest way to kms

take your belt, knot it around the door handle. sit down below it and strangle yourself while jerking off.

Thanks Epstein, but no thanks

Embrace the total freedom. Besides if you kys you will still have the same problems in the next life. Like a video game save file. Might as well deal with it here and now.

Tried everything
I feel that every move i make this shit gets worse.
Basically everything is dumping like a shitcoin.

hypoxia, nox or helium

In similar position. My life is over t 39, achieved fuck all. Try borrowing 10k and go to thailand and bang hookers or go to some ayahuasca camp to get perspective first user

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>look to the left
>look a little bit more
continue until you hear a snap sound

I'm sorry things are rough for you but please don't neck yourself. It destroys families and they will have to live with this for the rest of their days. Maybe try moving to a new city or going on a roadtrip or talking to someone about your issues.

How is talking gonna solve anything? Talking doesn't change anything. Even if I call the suicide prevention hotline they can't hook me up with a good job or a rich family. God I hate this fucking meme.

Been in this spot. Start lifting weights. I know it sounds ludicrous, but you can live in a trashcan if you lift weights and make your body your temple for a couple of years. It also fixes depression, so you'll have energy to push from the bottom. Again, it sounds absolutely retarded but it works. You have the capability to see everything in a vastly different light. Also: cut off sugar and alcohol completely and don't go back even when you start feeling better.

Also also: cut off everything that's stressing you out completely. Throw your phone in the river.

Both seem interesting choices, i'll think about it.
Fact is that i've no energy and feel harmless and lost.
This makes me mad, i can't fight like i used to in the past.

Done last year, i lost more than 10kg because i was little over-weight, now i'm not lifting but i'll restart soon.
Taking some natural meds too, hope they're effective somehow.

buy holo. its your last chance.

> shilling shitcoins on a suicide thread
this sounds desperate of you, are you sure you're ok pajeet?

this thread is wageslaving relevant

I find that cardio helps me out mentally, moreso than just weights. Both if them together (without overdoing it) helps out a lot.

Money up to a point will help. I'm sure you've seen some threads on Jow Forums where people make it with crypto and are as depressed or more depressed since the only thing that changed was money, nothing else.

Good luck, fren. Been suicidal myself. Once you get over the correction in life, things are better until the next correction. Just gotta have an overall upward trajectory.

That's a lie by the Jew so people stop killing themself and keep slaving.

I've always wondered why suicidal people don't use their freedom for good. Instead of shooting up a mosque like a faggot go shoot up a human trafficking ring punisher style. Go clear landmines in a third world country. Join the Free Burma Rangers and give aid in a combat zone. At the very least if you survive you might find a new will to live on the other side.

If you want to be remembered then start the new movement of altruistic suicide.

An Heroes International

You look at it from a normal pow.
Depression is like heroine, it gets stuck into your brain forever, you don't know anymore if it's your normal thinking about life being shitty or depression came back.
Life is without meaning, you feel without energy, strenght goes away, you're like dead.
No point in doing shit if you're dead.
I don't feel pleasure even if i get laid, lately.

You're not ready yet, just saying when the time comes buy a plane ticket instead of a gun and a bullet. Roll the dice one last time. Worst case you die slower.

Ayuhaska get me curious, but i fear that in my current state i would have horrible nightmares and go crazy