I work as a programmer for 2 years at a cybersec firm for about 2 years. AMA
What's your name?
What's your address?
What is your favorite color?
What is your favorite fruit?
Why is black cock your favorite?
They call me p.
Not giving that one.
Usually blue but recently into black and red
I would say banas. I eat a lot of them
I do indeed own 4 black chickens.
what language
youre a faggot go back to work wagie
Python, versions 27 and 3.6 . Recently doing a big project by myself.
Honeslty i would quit but its my only income. 9-5 grind.
I get paid 12k year.
Why don't cybersec teams ever steal from their own clients more often? Or do they do it more often than we think, but they just get away with it?
I'm I IT 25 years and have a postgraduate, cissp, ITIL as well as other shit like cisco and an MBA. Why the fuck do I need to as a hire and burnout pleb like you anything? You are a few notches up from callcentre peons but just as they burn out and churn so you do you. You are literally fucked and you don't even know it.
wagie wagie get in cubicle cagie
ie out of this board
Wtf? What country? I'm a part time tech support monkey and make more than that
>I get paid 12k year.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
I GET PAID 180k A YEAR PLUS BENIFITS AND WORK FROM HOME THREE DAYS A WEEK. I QUITE OTEN HAVE A FAP AND WATCH MOVIES INSTEAD OF DOING ANYTHING. YOU FUCKING LOOSER
python? do you write scripts to exploit some vulnerabilities?
>python? do you write scripts to exploit some vulnerabilities?
hahahahahahahaha DOES NOT KNOW WHAT A REAL SECUITY GUY CISSP DOES. WE FIND THIEVES AND FUCK THEM FINANCIALLY, COVER UP FINACIAL SCAMS AND FALSE ACCOUNTING AND MAKE LIFE HARD FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO FUCK WITH OUR MASTERS. BUT MOSTLY SIT ON OUR ASSES BEING TRUSTED. WRITING PYTHON SCRIPTS LIKE A FUCKING MONKEY AHAHAHAHAHA,
Whats your portfolio OP?
What do you do?
HE'S GOT 12 RUPEE AND A FAKE ROLEX.
well paid good goyim
>Adolf Hitler
>DEUTSCHLAND
>Purple because of Mitx
>My favorite fruit are big tiddies of a preggo milking out Mitx milk out of her tiddies
>What do you do?
security consultant to a major bank, I've caught thousands of staff trying to steal over ten years. They just pay me to sit here on a retainer in case they need me. The starting salary for a junior cissp is 120,000 and they are just gofors.
steal what
bills? pens?
>well paid good goyim
Long time ago I say a dilbert cartoon where there was a guy on payroll who had been sitting behind a pile of boxes marked danger in the basement doing nothing for 20 years. I knew immediately that was the way to go. remote working and retainers just make that sweeter. All the CEO sees is that its the security budget and I report direct to him if his internal security fucks up or he suspects them. Have not heard a word in four months and then it was just because some pleb quit and he wanted me to checkout what he had been doing, Mostly shitposting on social media on this iphone as it turns out he was tagged with a keystroke and mouse logger a year ago when he moved to fraud so you could literally replay him against a dummy ERP and mainframe (he did nothing for six months). That kind of stuff.
>12k a year
this can't be real
malware bullshit or exploit development?
sounds more like a mandarin than a goyim
>steal whatbills? pens?
Its usually stupid shit after they run gambling debt (mainly) or occasionally a coke head, trying to duplicate lodgements or transfers or some moronic crap like that. Last actual attempt to steel money via penetration was about five years ago and he would up getting the money stolen back and his mortgage foreclosed after then missing three payments. CEOs like vengeful shit makes them feel like they have genetalia.
he had a mortgage at your bank?
>he had a mortgage at your bank?
No. Banks are very into each other. Bounce money to each other all the time on a nod system real life is harsher than people think.
Prosecute? Bad PR
Same with staff, fucking employment tribunals lawsuits all that shit. Just fuck them in the ass and dispose. I'm the flush.
Wanna know how I know your a pajeet?
Yo any chance someone can get into the field with only a Security+?
I also have 2 unrelated bachelors.
spooky
And no one here asked what cyber security company user works for??? Crowd strike?
>25yrs into career
>only making 180k
cringe
I'm 31 years old OP. Is it too late for me to start to learn A+, Network, Security, and all that good stuff to be a in cybersecurity?
How much LINK do you own?
can you hack a whatsapp chat?
>They just pay me to sit here on a retainer in case they need me.
>I GET PAID 180k A YEAR PLUS BENIFITS AND WORK FROM HOME THREE DAYS A WEEK. I QUITE OTEN HAVE A FAP AND WATCH MOVIES INSTEAD OF DOING ANYTHING. YOU
dont be such a fucking faggot, i almost made 180k this year and im probably 30 years younger than you fucking nigger
>Yo any chance someone can get into the field with only a Security+?I also have 2 unrelated bachelors.
Maybe if you have five years in financials and IT and a cissp and postgrad in it or accounting or forensics but you need networking, development, test, InfoSec and IT management experience as well as exposure to retail, financials, health, mobile and media in fortune 500 contexts something standout like OS or RDMS development or networking some standards bodies exposure and contributions. No crim record, good credit score etc.
>dont be such a fucking faggot, i almost made 180k this year and im probably 30 years younger than you fucking nigger
I'd made my first million by 27. You're not impressing me. Its good to have good relations with bank ceos you know.
>made my first million by 27
post your bank account or you are a fucking nigger larper
CISSP Experience Requirement
You are required to have a minimum cumulative work experience of five years of full-time employment in two or more CISSP CBK domains (there are eight common body of knowledge (CBK) domains in CISSP). The eight domains are
: •Security and Risk Management.
•Asset Security.
•Security Architecture and Engineering.
•Communications and Network Security.
•Identity and Access Management.
•Security Assessment and Testing.
•Security Operations.
•Software Development Security.
Then pass the exam
You can assume you need a postgrad also actually get hired but if you get hired you will start on six figures+
You want to see my old option balances from the 90s? No. First you must lick the sweat from my balls and only if I like your face
confirmed larper. this faggot probably makes $40k/yr giving advice on biz. fuck off retard
System architect here. can I make more in infosec
Looks like a no
I lose $2k a month holding chainlink AMA
>confirmed larper. this faggot probably makes $40k/yr giving advice on biz. fuck off retard
Stay poor bitter prajeet, stay poor. You'll not lie your way into this world.
larp harder nigger, you're the one coming in here all big dick energy. and you cant even prove it becuase you've been larping this whole time. eat shit faggot
How does sergays smegma taste?
What do you invest in? ETAs, mutual funds, crypto? Or do you run a side business.
>System architect here. can I make more in InfoSec
I'd say so and you probably would find the move good. Stay away from 'do' pleb stiff like pen testing. Yes you ned to understand it and be able to do it at a high level but you never should if you are at a decent level. Its all about risk assessment and mitigation
>larp harder nigger, you're the one coming in here all big dick energy. and you cant even prove it becuase you've been larping this whole time. eat shit faggot >>
Some poorfag prajeet would like a self dox of data from someone who works in security. You're poor for a reason.
You see this?? This is my BI-MONTHLY direct deposit. Thats right, I make over $6k a month POST TAX. Suck my fucking balls nigger
And I am half your age boom fag.
eh that's not much.
COPE LUL
I'm on cZpntSEO's side
I know how to post from my mobile phone, nice one retard
lol his ID is shit stained, leave that rajeesh alone
I have three pensions, property in two countries, art, antiques, pms, antiquarian books a stud farm, crypto deposits in dollars in euros and an offshore and stick money in and out of commodity markets if I hear things, I have a lot of small 10K or less in a plethora of different accounts from post offices, credit unions, banks in different places, I used hold a lot of stock and options but diversified a lot of it as I have sufficient exposure via self managed zero management fee pension accounts. I've never bought a new car in my life or bought designer clothes. The stud farm makes good money because its in a country that is tax free on it. I don't keep a car but use a private driver, I do have a time slot on a private jet that is paid for me for legs to and from a few places. My greatest possession is my dog. I have no debts and have never borrowed money. I don't lend either but I have given money to old friends.
>doesn't know how to check for phoneposts
never gonna make it
no its really not very much. I'm not kidding. Its weird you even think it is.
keep coping ranjeesh
is this supposed to be impressive? pretty much any 20-something-year old professional makes this much or more in the US
Oh really? Thats what you think huh?? Well type go ahead and plug it in and tell me what the DATA says
O yeah I forgot, I have forestry to
Any kids or wife?
calm down kid its not that much but glad you are doing ok. Its not a competition, I'm twice your age ffs
I KNEW IT LUL
okay im done shitting on you all, i make much more than you think. thats just my salary. i have a stake in a small business, a lot of crypto, a lot of stock. etc
Yeah I have women and kids. Why do you ask?
cZpntSEO seems a more agreeable person than you
sure good for you but you sound angsty thing you need to remember is that you need to stay lucky and stay smart. For decades...... and not fuck up. Honestly I'd expect anyone with half a brain to be on that money in the second half of their 20s.
fair point, what other boomer advice do you have?
>fair point, what other boomer advice do you have?
You'll probably loose everything at some point. Its how you handle that that matters.
Just asking, you made it. Congrats dude. Any advice?
What where the most difficult area of your journey so far?
What kind of hobbies have you picked up?
O yeah and this
youtube.com
>What where the most difficult area of your journey so far?
War, avoid it
.>What kind of hobbies have you picked up?
Antiques and history and art and horses do these and you mix with money.
If we are sharing links. Im not financially savvy but I do dip my hand in metaphysics and fitness
youtu.be
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Also I suggest anyone should read ‘Theory & History’ by Ludwig Bon Mises
That's young man reading it. Now watch this.
Sorry for being rude. Keep going, two years is very little at anything.
What are some interesting things you have seen over the years that would shock the average pleb?
Any insider knowledge most people don't know about?
How Jewish is the top?
see
>Any insider knowledge most people don't know about?
There is about to be a massive recession. This should cause a short term flight to the dollar, I don't know what you mean about the top but non of the people I deal with are Jewsish. I did work with a Jew 20 years ago and he was a good friend had a Jewish layer that did a good job. Certainly in Europe or the oil states you won't run into many Jewish people and the only US people I work with closely are WASP or Catholic. I don't think jews control anything much compared to Americans, Europeans and some gulf money. You put two of them in a room and they will start arguing.
I think the height of the tech boom and nasdaq in 1999 probably outdid nero for decadence at times. I saw an entire pile of bodies block a small river once so that they acted as a dam once a long time ago with some of the arms sticking out into the water flowing over so you just saw all these hands sticking out of the flow. People who had been tortured and were still alive, Some nasty shit
Has the industry made you depressed and want to live off the grid as a homesteader?
>There is about to be a massive recession
Nope. It will only come years from now. For a old timer, you don't know shit.
But i respect ya.
Just watch. Its already started.
Starting out in college for a Cyber Security degree. Are they a meme? Should I just do IT?
I did shit in HS, trying to turn life around before it's too late.
You'll need a degree at some point, Finish what you start. Do some forensics and data recovery
Do you even know why there are recessions?
>Do you even know why there are recessions?
Do you understand what is going on in the UK and Europe? Because both are going into recession and if you look you will see the dollar has already sucked up smart money, neither the ECB or the UK treasury has any monetary mechanisms available and Greece and Italy, Spain, Ireland etc are in terrible shape except Germany and France are to. That's a massive chunk of global gdp, this will have serious consequences for China which is a house of cards and may bust any minute anyway due to HK and the trade war. Its a big shit sandwich and everyone takes a bite. .
What you see in the media, it's just to scare people . The real deal will come in a few years. remember this.
Sleep tight, boomer.
What's the fastest way for me to start making money off of being sort of smart and good at computers?
Web dev? Coding? Doesn't matter if it has a bright future or not, just needs to be something I can start quickly and make some money with.
it's the jews right
Recessions exist (are orchestrated) to remove financial bubbles.
why do bubbles need removal
You like paying 1 Million for a house?
no, but the orchestrators probably don't care do they