Wagecuck Stories

I hear webex calls like that all the fucking time. Fuck my life

>Start a new job in March
>Literally in my first 1-2 weeks about five people quit
>Whatever, I was unemployed and it doesn't matter now that I have a paycheck
>May comes, head of sales gets fired, about 6 more people quit between that time period
>Starting to realize companies a clusterfuck and people around me are retarded. No processes in place and the people around me arent smart enough to teach themselves
>Taking on larger accounts and get 3 direct reports in start of June
>Boss telling me im doing a great job and Im likely going to get promoted in July
>June 15th rolls around (my birthday unironically) and we get an unannounced calendar invite from the CEO at 4PM
>Mfw its called company update
>I go up to the third floor with about half the company. The other half stays on the 2nd floor and they got a separate email
>About half company laid off on spot for missing revenue goals. Completely gets rid of engineering, marketing, and analysts who do the bitch work
>Company quarterly bonuses and raises are frozen until Jan 2020 now, so I got no Q2 bonus
>Morale sucks for next few months, we have another team update last week
>CEO announces he is leaving (likely got fired)
>My last analyst quits, about 15 of us now
>Merging with the parent company. My new boss tells me in our 1:1 that he wants me to train 2 new hires and have them report directly to me
>Still havent received Q2 or Q3 bonus, doing multiple jobs.

Should I tell this nigga to fuck himself? He said he could get me promoted asap but its too uncertain with this merge, no ceo, and the fact I didnt get fucking paid money on big businesses I won. Im thinking of telling him I want a raise to reflect the misses bonuses and a title change, by x date. Already interviewing on the side, have a pending offer, and if its not met Im leaving

Thoughts, wagies?

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

I would seriously email/tweet trump asap. Unironically.

You get bonuses every quarter?

yes based on upselling. Should have gotten about $10k by now

Be wage cuck
Don't want to work
go to the outside bathroom and hide in their from around nine to lunch browsing the internet on my phone
No one notices
do this for like two weeks until someone notices and I get fired

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Lets put it this way. I've been in the workforce 3ish years, even though I graduated college over 3 years ago. Every job I've had has made.me less tolerant of putting up with a business pushing me around. Was looking to waste my sick time and non redeemable vacation time. Make up a lie. Suddenly this woman is willing to let me use the company car. Lol no I'm not putting a cent worth of gas for driving with it. Make up another lie. Family emergency and try to keep it private. Her busybody self keeps asking questions. Says something that basically means that it is more important for me to be there/she needs me more than my family. Was ready to quit on the spot even though I was lying. Was holding my badge ready to pull it out. Wasted my paid time for the most part but they screwed me over in not putting the correct hours I actually had. Nonetheless used most. Went in one day after a holiday so they'd pay me for a holiday. Quit that day with no 2 weeks notice and supervisor wasnt there lol. Left at a time when there was a lot of work too. Very tiresome getting taken advantage off for a hard work ethic, given lip service, and then when performance evaluations come...average on almost everything except 1. Slap in the face excyse she gave me, "Thats how my boss did it when I was in your position" garbage excuse, just makes me look bad too any other company that van dig up this evaluation. New job I quit on my second week. No longer interested in doing two weeks notices.

Basically if I were you Id ask for the pay before the end of the week (do it on Monday). If their response is anything but a paycheck quit on Friday while smiling inside because I began slacking off on Monday expecting this.

One of my jobs pulled passivw agressive stunts anytime I was gone for over an hour. Even had a supervisor who was utterly suspicious of me yet depended on me at the same time. Quit on her and did barely any work leading up to the day I ontended to quit without 2 weeks notice.