I need portfolio building advice from old fags

I have 2000 dollars in savings that im willing to put on the line. Please for the love of god help me.

I'm a walmart wagie have mercy and held a nigga out

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100% chainlink

Buy Bitcoin.
Everyone else here will shill you their shitcoin so they can dump their bags on you.

should've listened a year ago.

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Bitcoin.

dont fall for the shit thats already been pumped, with such small amount you're better off looking into low caps that have higher ROI potential. Usually found on IDEX

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This.

The only safe bet is BTC.

Everything else is literally scams to try and extract BTC out of you.

Unironically at least 1k in XRP, wait to see if it hits the teens in cents first

Like what?

What about % allocation?

Ask your former boss

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Bitcoin as well as some RSR for future proofing.

ddex.io/trade/SHOCK-WETH

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It's difficult to suggest without sounding like a shill but look into XDB (digitalbits) $2.4m mcap and Julie Lyle former CMO of Walmart is an advisor. They are targeting loyalty points/rewards, definitely do some research user

Who is this Kathy Bates looking hag?

Santa Maria

Read the picture, Julie Lyle former CMO of Walmart, now advisor for digitalbits

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Did you used to get crushed between those thighs sir?

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My man wojak is a manager

Fantom, fucking Fantom. Why is this not the instant answer of Biz for every question like this?????

nexus

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How old are you? What is your other savings? Willing to give a serious answer here.

22.

My total net worth is 5000 dollars not including possessions etc

2k is all i can play with here

You know the meme is mistaken then lol

Buy WMT and give everything you've got at your job. Read How to Win Friends and Influence People, read it twice. Become a manager. Walmart managers get fucking paid

I was at a low point in my life when I was working at Walmart. I thought everyone had it out for me, and I quit, and I'm not rehireable. I used to get drunk on the job a lot and I smoked a lot of weed. If I knew then what I know now, I'd be wealthy

pretty good for 22 desu. doubt I could have come up with that much at 22. I'd put it all in LINK.

You can turn $2000 to $200000 easily not even kidding. Put it in VID, its already at 170x in 2 months and its still growing....

This is the kind of shit you don't buy, already 170x? You can find better opportunities with a more multiplier bet. Like XDB

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>Become a manager. Walmart managers get fucking paid
You make like $50k as an assistant manager, and they get to decide where you live, shitty hours, gotta deal with shitty customers and shitty workers.. no thanks. Even if you get to store manager, for the amount of bullshit, and the extent to which you eat, sleep, and breathe your job, it isn't worth the $150k or so you make.
kek, I worked at Walmart in the mid 00's and we went through three managers in a short time because they kept getting caught fucking the associates. One of them was married to a store manager at a different store.

Where can I buy in?

Not on coinbase

IDEX

Save that $5k.
americanexpress.com/personalsavings/home.html
Don’t gamble it. You need it for expenses that ain’t happened yet.

I am proud you got a little fortune saved.

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>buy my bags they're already up x170 fold goy!

Worst shill i ever heard desu

All in BSV. It’s the only way to make money in 2020.

Here’s some old fag advice - buy Walmart stock. They have broken ground hard on a new project that is essentially an urgent clinic that treats the body holistically - eyes, hears, dental, acute care, everything. They have partnerships with the biggest companies in each of their respective spaces and this is their plan to go head to head with amazon. Amazon doesn’t have stores people visit and Walmart does. Something everyone has in common is their health. Create an urgent care you pay $35 to see a doctor and boom. Take your $2000 and buy Walmart stock.

t. insider

nocoiner faggot gtfo u think we gonna tell u wtf to buy after losing -90%

Will we see a dip anytime soon? 116 is steep for one bite.

t. trusting zoomer

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Walmart is also doing a lot of other innovative stuff with regard to blockchain patents. Going to be quite interesting to see how they adapt to changes in retail shopping.

I bought a bit on IDEX recently. Seems it has potential and coincidentally their team has the former Walmart of CMO kek.

Ok.

I'd set put in savings as an emergency fund. Just put it in savings. As you grow older you'll make more, but keep this as an fund to keep you out of debt for when you have emergencies.

All in someone from 2019 that's under a $200K market-cap like Cruzbit, and wait 6 months. Set a sell target. Sell. Don't regret it. Move on to the next. Do 3-4 trades / year and you will make it by 2021.

qtrade.io/market/CRUZ_BTC

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bullish for Zuckbucks.

Good choice

RSR, DUSK, ONE

do your own research

Yo user , you have 2k$ "Only" .
Save 2 to 4 months of Wage net and then invest. So you have a money shield.

After that invest 20% in Dividend Stocks Etf and 10% in Emerging Market Etfs and 10% in form of Gold.
Do this with cost averagin' savings plan every month or twice a month.

Pro Tip and hidden Rule #3 of /biz :

Dont invest that amount of money you are going to need in Crypto . You're better off not investing in crypto.
Just invest in Companies which Produce goods you and your surrounding area use meaning products you know (coca cola , water works , waste management , medicine , pc hardware manufacturers etc)

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>not buying the absolute bottom of ZCash
no wonder you are a wagie

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and in 15 years you'll be earning $25 monthly!

>Just invest in Companies which Produce goods you and your surrounding area use meaning products you know
Finance is fugazi world
Finance finances itself
Finance don’t give a shut about real economy
Finance don’t give a shit about companies performance
Finance just need a way to pump their bags, and it usually finds many ways

>Pretends that as if Crypto is some sort of wealth storage

Lmao. You cryptotards dont realise how the real world works.
Im earning 1200€ per Year in Dividends and interest and i basically dont need to work half a month anymore if i want to and i began to invest this year.
Keep on believing that crypto created out of thin air (like fiat also is) is some sort of wealth storage Lmao.
Stocks atleast are having a real value behind it. With 1 owhership share you bought a part of the company and its wagies producing shit i dont know about which Npcs buy and need bringing me dividends in form of cash flow.

Yea so kewll my fellow zoomies keep on buying your magical fairytale coins aka buttcorn and cry cuz of volatility and post wojaks here. Meanwhile im buying shares of your Internet provider or healthcare insurance and you basically working for me.
Enjoy fairytale coins

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Sounds good to me. It's not even gonna go below a dollar so they say...

1000 in btc
500 in one
250 in eth
The rest find the most memed coin here just to try your luck

If you do this you will be fine

Thanks man i appreciate the advice.

Thinking about this right now mane. Corn could continue its death spiral though.

one third XMR, one third XSN, one third KMD.

Put it in your rainy day fund, so you're not screwed when your car breaks down or you need a new A/C unit or you get fired.

Assuming you've already got ~6 months living expenses in an accessible interest- paying account, put it in your Roth IRA (since you probably don't pay much in taxes right now anyway). Invest long-term in a broad-based index fund of US equities.

Boomer out.

BTC/XMR for safe/long term investment

ONE for high risk/high reward

2k is enough to pick up a making it bag of RSR (Reserve Rights)
its only been trading for a little over 2 months
its backed by peter thiel, sam altman, coinbase ventures, and tons of other big silicon valley types.
its a huge crypto, that will create an industry standard for decentralized stable coins.

reserve.org for more info and coingecko for accurate market data.
buy it on IDEX with ETH

XMR and all other privacy coins like it will be made illegal by world govts eventually. its already been delisted on several exchanges overseas and is expected to continue delisting on others as more countries outlaw privacy coins. youd have to be fucking retarded to hold that shit.

Although i would wait for 8k first on btc
It will dump. The technicals are beautifully aligned for 8k and plus token is dumping their scammed 200k btc which will dilute the market further
We will not see any significant pump before november

Coti will open ways for you !

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Isn't XDB the Console Connect guy?

XDB chad reporting in, unironically a sleeping giant

Time will tell if there are any Chad coins at this stage of the market. Even Chad can be cucked by big Corn

He still wont be able to buy a house or enjoy his youth out of walmart lol

He needs a higher risk factor here

Buy the dirt cheap COTI. Never bet against Jews, side with them.

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This. Add a COTI bag if you actually value your hard earned money.

33%eth,btc,link

DCA whatever you can into this until you retire.
t. oldfag.

Nigerian scam avoid at all costs.

XDB and VXV are the only low caps you should be looking into right now.

Morpheus "fucking" Labs will be a fucker soon. Not only on binance but also doing big business for companies.

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Buy fucking bitcoin, it may sound stupid, but buttcorn marximalists were right, I'm down -45% already.

>If I can't make a million dollars, I don't want to make anything.
Literally the mindset that keeps people poor.

>-45%
With NKN, VIDT, COTI and HOT. I lost my money on these scams so you don't have to.

Not one million but give the guy a chance at making enough for a deposit on a house at least

XDB is literally the lowest risk bet right now, the shills are ramping up and the fundamentals from the project are all showing signs of a pump. Get in before it's too late.

Damn this thread blew up. Gonna listen to the conservative old fags and play it safe but put like 15% in something moony

He's 22. I don't know how long it took him to get $2000 saved, but probably not that long. Saving responsibly into equities will virtually assure he can make a mortgage down payment within 5-10 years. Gambling on cryptos has a chance of reaching that goal within one year, but also a much higher chance of losing his initial principle. When that happens, he's actively moving backwards, getting further away from his goals. That's demoralizing - there's a risk he'd give up altogether.

(Obviously, if a down payment is the goal, ignore what I said about the Roth.)

Leverage trade those 2000 with x100 on bitmex and make 500% and invest those 10k into lowcap coins like LIT, COTI or HPB.

kek, even if he dodges the bitmex bullet he would still lose it all on COTI, good plan.

Put 2k into BTC, that'll get you about 0.2 BTC putting you on track to be a top 1% in terms of Bitcoin holders once the world adopts it.

Forget about it for at least 2 years and you'll have a decent chunk of money.

yeah user you're just not gonna wake up and "make it" with 2k. I'd make sure you take full advantage of walmarts 401k match if they have one, start investing in an IRA, and put the rest in BTC maybe. The BIGGEST thing you can do right now is work on getting a new job by any stretch possible. Move to a place with a Whole Foods, work there. I made 15/hr which is very nice, now I make 16.10 although I'm quitting to be an engineer somewhere soon. Don't blow your money into something thinking you're gonna get rich with 2k. It's just not gonna happen unless you're a masters stock option trader or leverage crypto consistently well. You'll lose most of it, and you WILL want to kill yourself.

Look OP, I’m not gonna shill you Chainlink, but at the age of 22, you HAVE to take some fucking risks if you want to start making some wealth. I’m about to turn 23, but one year ago today my net worth was around 10k Chainlink ($2,000) and $1000 or so. I kept accumulating obviously...but seriously, if you listen to boomer-tier advice like , you’ll just be spinning your wheels. If I had listened to people like him, I would still be poor rather than where I am today. Good luck OP. Take some RISKS.

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Imagine buying something where their creator is literally unloading bundles of 700k LINK on a near daily base

At least it's not fucking coti or nkn, link is a profitable coin.

buy bitcoin. but not right now. be patient and wait for a proper entry.

It's too late to make in crypto. This is the truest thing you'll read in this thread. If you're willing to hold for a few years you can probably get a 3x out of BTC or a 10x from LINK. Everything else is straight gambling.

>proud cuck

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Wrong assed nugga

It's comments like this that get skipped over and are the real gold amongst the shit. thanks user might grab a bag

Invest in yourself. Buy a course at Udemy that will give you skills that you can use to earn money.
Personally, I am going with web development but you can choose many other things if you want.

BSV the real bitcoin and only coin you need.

No, kys pajeet, COTI was shilled that way and it's an obvious scam.

Rather than screeching like a fucking retard, provide atleast the minimum of an argument as to why it's a scam

Why 144$ market cap 2018 ICO coin is a scam? Really?

Don't listen to this retard.

You can learn anything about tech by reading the official documentation (Yes everything is fucking documented), or going to one of the millions of free teaching websites, or just fucking youtubeing it.

Based on this comment alone proves just how much of an idiot you actually are

Low quality pajeet. Twenty mins ago you said that you "might grab a bag" and here you are full-blown shilling it.

I'm not shilling, I'm simply refuting uneducated comments made by you

Yeah, nice refuting, shitskin.

Just buy BTC, nobody who relied on alts survived 2018. Things may change, but BTC is the only one that recovered from bubble to bubble while most alts are scraping the bottom. Bagholders hope for stupid normies like you to buy their bags.
But if you want to diversify, drop only 200-400 in stuff like LINK, ETH or LTC.

Okay, I am a retard. Let's analyze the two options user has:

Option one:
>Buy a course in Udemy, spend 20 dollars because courses are 90% off most of the time
>Learn everything from a professional that has taught hundreds of other people in bootcamps
>Content is organized in a way that you will learn everything and get the big picture rapidly
>Put 10-20 hours a week in learning, be done in two or three months
>Start getting the first paid jobs, building a portfolio, etc
>Return on investment: 100,000% in a few months

Option two:
>Try to learn with no help from professionals
>Don't know where and what the relevant information is
>Don't have a definite roadmap to learning something
>waste months on end, not knowing when you're good enough
>all of it just because you're a cheapskate that didn't want to spend 20 dollars.
>Return on Investment: Your mom kicks you out of home and you suck dick in seedy alleyways.

I bet you're feeling pretty silly right now.

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AERGO

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Buy XDB. Too many have shilled it previously for me to feel comfortable about the prospect of it staying stable or dropping in price over the next while. The pump will probably begin in 5 days or something