Sergey goes up to present his nothingburger in 3hours and 5 minutes from now
EST: 4:20am
PST: 1:20am
ETHBerlin - Sergey Nazarov - August 22nd @ 10:20am (Berlin)
Bentley Bell
Benjamin King
im attending the talk, lets just say multiple high profile individuals are discussing the presentation, there is palpable air of anticipation
can't say much more than that, just wait until the announcement
Jayden Flores
Hahaha. I’m actually here and you’re a lying bag of shit
Noah Gutierrez
you're in the wrong circles
I don't want to give my identity away but look out for parties related to the derivatives industry and piece the information together
Joshua Torres
Sigma prime rings a bell. There’s a connection between this and link.
Jordan Baker
Did you 2 just become best friends?
Jace Bailey
I know multiple billionaire CEOs who are attending the talk and they've all told me they just go to laugh at all the poor people who think Sergey isn't exit scamming.
Jaxson Morgan
Look at the title, it's going to be the same speech.
Hopefully he gets to complete all his slides this time. He had 60 slides and was only able to get to 46 in the Web3 Summit
Jack Cook
who?
Tyler Brooks
What in the actual fuck is wrong with you? What kind of pathetic life do you lead where you feel the need come and spew bullshit out of that dirty mouth of yours. Did someone rape you as a child and doing this is the only thing that makes you feel superior in life?
Go fuck a goat
Michael Watson
Hur dur hur hey guys super special important people of interest are here and trust me bros I can't divulge anything without compromising my tranny whore ways but trust me this is going to be huge.
Let me tell you a little secret. Absolutely 100% HIV positive that nothing.....not a god damn thing is going to be announced. Get a life goat fucker
Parker Nelson
HIV positive there are NDAs dude Freudian slip lmao!
Jacob Johnson
strm pls
Dylan Gray
My dad who's CEO of Google confirmed that he will be attending ETHBerlin with Warren Buffet to watch Sergey's presentation. Strap in boys its happening tonight!
Joshua Hernandez
ETHBerlin is where Angel Versetti showed the Jow Forums memes in his presentation, after the recent meme contest announcement i wonder if Sergey is going to keep the tradition alive.
Charles Stewart
That schedule is more messed up than my life, but if I'm reading it correctly, he has 10 minute slot. Which is about 10 minutes shorter than yesterday.
Thomas Wright
I noticed that as well. He can't really do much in 10 minutes.
Ryan Adams
>I live I dai
lmao
Ryder Taylor
Fundamentally nothingburger
Lincoln Watson
This is ironically where it happens and we make it. Sergey has always been notoriously anti hype. Knowing things got leaked about how big the month of August was going to be, he wanted to throw all the autists off the scent.
Larps were out in force about hour slots and huge announcements. All perfectly orchestrated by the Russian mastermind himself. After humbly presenting basically the same shit with a different wrapper, everyone lost interest and he could finally peacefully announce the brand name big boys without fear of autists emailing the cutest registered attendants about what they want for lunch from the store.
“We’re gonna make it.. like next month” -Sergey Nazarov like a month ago
Jace Cox
Almost starting
Anyone got a stream?
James Miller
This. We need a stream. My body is full of hopium
Connor Williams
3 consecutive Green IDs.
We all will make it.
Ryan Rogers
How come I expect a 10% dump after he announced nothing, despite nobody having expected anything? Am I suffering from link-induced PTSD?
David Powell
Yes. Why are they presenting though.
Blake Green
Nazarov is the perfect gaslighter
Ethan Sullivan
live stream but it's either delayed or they're behind schedule
Henry Thomas
twitter.com
And so it begins! @twobitidiot
@udiWertheimer
@koeppelmann
Livestream link: youtube.com
Julian Russell
confirmed: they're behind schedule by 30 minutes
Sebastian Torres
> 10 mins lmao
Next it'll be 5 minutes in the second stage. 2 minutes in the hallway and finally 1 minute apology tours in the car park where he just says sorry.
Then
Tyler Williams
>The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results
If the presentation wasn't any different for web3, it won't be any different for ETHBerlin. If you think otherwise, don't be shocked when you are wrong.
On the other hand, if I am wrong then you are free to berate and mock me, and I'll still be more thrilles than you.
Nolan Watson
this
Benjamin Anderson
Great i love nothing sergers
Caleb Martin
A nothingburger with extra mac sauce coming right up!!!
Charles Evans
He should be on in about 10 minutes
Joseph Moore
> Sergey walks out, bigmac in hand.
>”ehem.. I would fundamentally like to introduce our partnership with Microsoft.
Luke Gomez
My best friend works at a burger stand where Sergey often eats. Apparently they're announcing NASA partnership today.
Caleb Wood
Checker checked
Carson Watson
>nom nom
Blake Hall
Chainlink enterprise alliance
Tyler Bennett
Sergey is coming up!!!!
Jayden Reed
where pepestream
Asher Howard
there is no presentation at this nothingbrgerconference
Hudson Clark
is that fag wearing a bra?
Jack Cooper
Jack Taylor
>that same speech
Kek
Thomas Lopez
in the process to be removed
Colton Johnson
> some shitty conference with 30 people attending
> expecting a new presentation after he used this one for years now
Cooper Davis
...
Elijah Hughes
Sergey is so alpha he doesn't even bother mentioning Google, Oracle, Swift, Microsoft. "Just look us up online". Most legit anti-hype anti-shill CEO in the space.
James Phillips
I am financially ruined.
Discord trannies bsck on the muh anti hype. I miss drunk Sergey saying we will make it next month
Luke Murphy
"Really cool seeing Libra up there... the devil 666."
Gavin Gray
btw Anton, you should have added imprints to your businesses homepages, you should know German law. This is really too easy to fuck with your life for coming to Jow Forums and using it as a promotion page.
Isaac Cruz
Yeah it's all so tiresome
I don't know what he meant by that
Gavin Gonzalez
does the blue flannel guy have autism? the host kept making jokes and he wasnt reacting
Bentley Gray
Call them and tell them how you feel
+49 1521 5670440
Mason Russell
Checked. Its okay fren I've vented to you
Juan Cox
Same reason Vitalik hates Sergey and Chainlink. Those guys envision a pure, decentralised world. Sergey is ex-VC and works with big institutions and corps to bridge them across and let them get a slice of the pie. It will make him and us rich but yeah, you can understand their perspective.
Leo Bennett
Did sergers say that?
Zachary Ortiz
It is okay stinkies you fell for a Berlin based jewish marketing op, currently on doxing every one behind it - and reporting them to the BFM
Bentley Richardson
What are you on about? Explain?
Oliver Thompson
Sorry i dont speak nazi kthxbai
Dylan Torres
No the retarded host said it. He's cringey as fuck. Sergey looked pretty angry.
Christopher Wright
Fucking with German, Russian and jewish Hipster and soibois and ruining their lives. The usual.
Dominic Ramirez
what the fuck was the point of this? seriously another nothing-burger not even 24 hours apart
Cooper Hughes
What a fucking faggot. The guy who presented after Sergey also seemed fucking gay what even is that conference? I hate hipster berlin
Jose Richardson
The cunt was wearing children's clothes and a SINGLE DANGLING EARRING