Office Politics

>office is a fucking bloodbath
>boss and team member both got fired
>three other people fired in the past month
>3 team leads did a hit job on my boss to take over our stuff
>somehow I'm not fired yet even though those leads think I'm a useless retard
>somehow survived here for two years
>on vacation atm, no idea if I'm getting knifed when I get back
>want to resign before I get fired
>no interviews lined up yet
>can't bail before I get a job because need to make sure I don't run out of money for taxes in January and very expensive rent in the meantime

What do

This shit is like Risk

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If they fire you you collect unemployment senpai

Thats a really awful situation. I hope you can jump ship before the entire office burns down.

Literally nobody fucking cares, wageslave. Complaining about intra-office politics to people who don't work with you is the single gayest thing a soislave can do

Keep your head down user. Don’t be late for anything work related. Secure another job before informing coworkers to kindly rim you.

1) make sure you’re laid off or restructured. It’ll be a huge hit to your ego, and you may be embarrassed having to tell your family or friends, but if you aren’t in a place to quit you need to collect severance pay
Before you get laid off...
2) refresh your resume TONIGHT
3)apply to jobs
4) talk to people you trust in your firm about new opportunities, or potential openings (worst case it’s a hold over until you can find a new job you like or pays more)

Wake cucking sucks... it’s just part of the struggle on our way to becoming neets

>somehow I'm not fired yet even though those leads think I'm a useless retard

Maybe that's why you were'nt fired they don't see you as a threat. Continue doing what you're doing, while looking for new job. Good luck

Dubs of troof. Keep the retard act going OP, it's taking you places

Unironical this, never choose sides and just do your job.

Start working asap for a new job. Did your old boss liked you? In that case ask him if he got a job.

Just relevant for Boomerxer. I change my workplace like others change their underwear. If it starts to stink like politics, I keep out, let the hit happen, quit and write a letter to the board of owners that they should get rid of the Putschist and depending on the company the customer. Last office Machiavellies I came across got fired to and the company lost their biggest customer while I was long gone working somewhere else

This.
Be sure to talk deliberately slower and in a stunted fashion. They might start to feel bad for you and keep you long enough for you to get a new job.

based retard
I'm like this somehow I've seen my team get replaced except for the lead.

downsize your life so you aren't a slave to your job. sounds like your rent is too high

Mine is $2500 a month, single bed

Useless retard is what yoy want to be during office politics, no one sees you as a threat

>$2500
>single bed

JUST

this is kind of true. The best is when you are "outside" the system but still work there, like being a consultant, or a younger worker. even though you get the same benefits people don't perceive you as being part of the political system.

being retarded is one way to make this happen.

eek. move out. get rid of your debt too.

if you can't quit your job at anytime you lose your only bargaining tool

OP here

Roughly $2k for a 2-bed, actually cheap af compared to what's nearby, rent is a fucking scam

Won't getting laid off suck for the next job though? I'm considering resigning for that reason so I can say I quit when being interviewed

Though I do need that severance

Cali?

you don't need to pay taxes until April 2020 and you can file for extension.

wtf are you doing running a tax liability though. lost some crypto?

Not in Burgerland so taxes and rent are a bit different

What's your job and monthly income?

I left a company that was like this. Resignations and firings back to back for like 6 months straight. It continued even after I left. Overall around half the company was replaced in the course of like a year. 3 years later they're still in business and somehow more profitable than ever before

>Junior Assistant Wageslave
>Not enough

no they'll just think he's on drugs tard

>fire all the shit employees and let the retards resign
>replace them with actually competent staff who work for their money
>?????
>profit

Ask me how i know your retarded

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Don't worry, they're working on making ownership illegal and you rent everything onions

You don't have enough context on the situation. Sales people who pulled in millions in profit a year were jumping ship.

So? Is that supposed to indicate their valuable? If your only making a couple million in sales when the competitor is making tens of millions with just a website its time to fire some shitheads