Help me escape my wage slavery. Best advice only

Help me escape my wage slavery. Best advice only

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>Inb4 slip on peepee

you don't want to work?
>don't do it
don't want to be a number?
>don't give them your name

it's your life. take it back.

go make a mess and then slip on it

true story though, behind a business I use to work at a year ago, there was a bank parking lot that had a huge pothole that I walked passed every day to get to my car...after that hole being there for 3 years, it was patched. How much would I've made if I (((fell))) in it?

kneepads

Buy some shit coins. Or go on welfare. Hard to get by without some kind of work user. Even sucking cocks is work. Running a business is work. Trading crypto or stocks is work. Try marrying an rich cougar maybe?

does ANYONE here unironically even make money at all from crypto?

This is the fucking thing. I want to work. O want to create. I very deeply want to work and be around people with a similar mindset. People who understand that the reward for good work is more work. I don't want to bang my head against the wall for $14/hr like I am now.

>tfw I make 12 an hour

I started at $12, got promoted 3 times in 8 months. Still not making enough to get out from under student loans