Invent a Better Shitter

ITT: We discuss plans to invent a better design that will de-throne the common toilet. What complaints or concerns do you have when you are shitting?

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Complaint: I want to shit on the street but I don't know where

Invention: designated shitting street

also I am gay

>We discuss plans to invent a better design that will de-throne the common toilet
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The toilet gives people hemmoriods and fissures. Needs to be designed for a squat position. Current design is retarded.

this. i actually do squat on my toilet even though it's not designed for it. only at home on my own toilet though

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Splashback.
Sometimes toilets get clogged!

true, perhaps a bowl of running water with some foot pads connected to the bowl. It can come with a detachable nozzle that releases calming mists and plays jazz/spa music.

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Sitting to poop is bad for you. It cause hemorrhoids. Standard squat toilet much better.

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i want a toilet with a shelf to put a laptop on so jerking off in the bathroom is easier

Standing shitter when

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How do you even jerk it in the bathroom with the poop smells?

The seat should like memory foam to your butt, yet not be all warm and sweaty in the summer

That's why you sit backwards and put the laptop on the thing on the back

i imagine myself shoving my nose into some girl's asshole and usually say something out loud to myself like "god this girl's asshole smells so good like poop"
that's a good idea but the problem with that is i like to have the top of the tank off so that i can put a very long straw in it and drink if i get thirsty. wouldn't work with my needs

Squatting toilets are garbage. What happens when you inevitably get nasty diarrhea shits and make a huge mess? Also "muh hemorrhoids" is a meme. Only happens if you make a habit of sitting on one longer than necessary.

I AM FUCKING IN FAGGOT

Go to Japan, their toilet game is out of this world

>tfw regularly sit on toilet at work for 10-20min to shitpost
What if i keep my pants on?

Doesn't matter. If you stay sitting too much, toilet or otherwise, you become more prone to hemorrhoids.

Glorious nippon is living in 3019

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thanks Rusky

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