So user!

So user!
We heard that you invest in Cryptocurrency!
How is that going?

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Hheehhe no you heard wrong, its just a hobby of mine. Who told you that? Karen? That son of a gun, she cracking jokes since 04

>tfw can't even remember what family gatherings are like
actually i remember, its awkward and frustrating

Up 120k next question?

Nah I just made like 10 bucks but who’s counting any way. Let’s eat before the food gets cold.

Good i am a neet now and I am happy to not be going in for 8 hours everyday into the cage. I spend my day enjoying friends and doing what I want. After I made a 100% roi from the bottom at 3k which I did mention to everyone remember? I am sitting comfy waiting for at least a 50% retracement to purchase more coins. With my gains I diversified into many different assets including precious metals, physical and etf, $tsla stock, and occasionally other stocks that I view as potentially lucrative.

But I know you don't care about my life as I don't yours. Good luck tomorrow back in the cage wagie.

t.22year old Jow Forums neet

>Good i am a neet now and I am happy to not be going in for 8 hours everyday into the cage. I spend my day enjoying friends and doing what I want. After I made a 100% roi from the bottom at 3k which I did mention to everyone remember? I am sitting comfy waiting for at least a 50% retracement to purchase more coins. With my gains I diversified into many different assets including precious metals, physical and etf, $tsla stock, and occasionally other stocks that I view as potentially lucrative. But I know you don't care about my life as I don't yours. Good luck tomorrow back in the cage wagie. t.22year old Jow Forums neet

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Plausible deniability

Eternally based

going really well thanks for asking i put my entire net worth into a company that's given the same powerpoint presentation multiple times a year for the past two years the guy who runs it wears the flannel shirt every day and a bunch of people on an antarctic bonsai tree trimming forum call me a pajeet or a retard constantly i love it so much and i will never stop

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who tf r u niggers im an orphan and my fiancees parents died

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>most of my family is dead, scattered around, or estranged from one another
>I will never see OPs pic again with my own eyes

Feels really bad man. Cherish it while you can if you have it.

>antarctic bonsai tree trimming forum
kek

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I would actually kill myself if my family was full of fucking white people

Made me kek, thanks

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What are you people doing in my house?

Go forth and make one, user

Sh..shut up

I wish I had saved more of these from the rapid descent from all time highs. Oh well, there’s always next time.

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Imagine being a shitskin lmao

Any anons remember a thread with this exact pic related way back in 2018? One of the posts was a greentext about how an user would pretend to crawl under the table and then get kicked in the gut by his family, only to be to embarrassed to come out from under the table? Shit was so funny I'm cracking up writing it. I could never find it in the archives.

Imagine being such a brainlet that you actually tell people you made money with crypto.

'i trade options not crypto, now tell me why we all seem to be eating wedges of some dairy product, is that cheese or butter?'

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I bet the bald asian dude with the pregnant qt owns btc

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Really well. I've never been this successful in my life.
>sniff
I've so far managed to hang on to my 5% profit thanks to an investment in the future of humanity. It's called CHAINLINK.
>gulp gulp gulp
My profit
>AHHHHH
used to be 1,200% but I dollar cost averaged on the way up. Pass the bread?
...
Please?
Thanks
Anyway, I think i'll be able to quit my job in a month when SWIFT announces it's involvement with the project.

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G-great
definitely not down 80% from ATH haha...nope

don't compare to ATM, what's your )current value - avg purchase value) * # of shares owned

please

guys please just convince your family members to buy

im in debt and i need this

Cope

That would make for a funny sketch. A family of white people break into a nigga's house just to have a peaceful dinner.

Going great! My only regret was that I did not invest earlier into VID seeing that they are at 170x....They are still growing though...

Doing fine, thank you. Mom can you pass me the salad.

Me on the right

My sides lol

cool starry bra

unironically made this in december 2017

These “chinese cartoon imageboard” variations aren’t funny.

im hungry

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never heard of it or any electrum wallet with 2 million dollars worth of private keys

checked & white peepo pilled

*Ahem*

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

*360 and walk away*

>he bought a cult memestock
NGMI

>antarctic bonsai tree trimming forum

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