I'm at a loss here. I've been in a bad position in my life for about 7 years now, and I need to do something about it...

Advice from a programmer who makes 6 figures working from home: You are 10 years younger than me; your brain is plenty young enough to learn to code. Prioritize on the most employable and easy to learn skills (I'd suggest Javascript, PHP, Laravel, Wordpress, React, React Mobile, Linux, Docker, Git, Mysql). Relearn how to learn and spend at least a couple hours a night. Learning code has a snowball effect -- the more you learn, the easier it is to learn more.

Learn markets, I've been swinging and selling stocks and crypto for 3 years now and now I've decided the income is enough to quit my wagie cuck job.

Though my expenses are low learning markets has been fucking golden. Lately it's been +$100 days but if a recession comes I've got fiat stacked and precious metals to dodge wagecucking and admitting to everyone I'm a failure

how please

I literally don't have a dime to my name...

just fucking die then

I quite like living, thanks.

Change yourself. I may be some random faggot voice off the internet but the thing is if you're at this website and understand how to post on here you can do a lot more than what most people are capable of believe it or not.

Quit social media, video games, porn, etc.

Work on yourself.

>Quit social media, video games, porn, etc.
I don't use social media or play vidya.
I gotta start somewhere, but every new start seems to need money.
Which I don't have.
Or a car.
Which I don't have.
The fuck am I supposed to do.

>Every new start seems to need money.
No it doesn't don't indulge in expensive hobbies or pursuits

see
>I don't have a car
buy a piece of shit beater and I do know how you mentioned you don't have any money get part time gig or something to get enough money for a piece of shit 2k beater car

learn how to eat correctly, budget expenses, etc.

user I can't help you all the way the internet you're using right can be used to better your life I cannot stress this enough. Any little thing you want to know can be researched on the internet.

I'm not asking for shit and some people would just say "let this fucker die" but here's the thing I was in your shoes and the kindness of other leads me to be successful so I'm paying it forward.

>buy a piece of shit beater
I wasn't being hyperbolic when I said I literally don't have a dime to my name.
I literally do not have a dime to my name.
Actually, last time I had a bank account, it was -$78 in the hole.

What do you want? Donations? Gtfo my board fag

user just go out side and start applying and call everyone you know that you're looking for a job or a way to get cash you have to change your way of thinking.

"In personality psychology, locus of control is the degree to which people believe that they have control over the outcome of events in their lives, as opposed to external forces beyond their control."

Stop saying I don't have this and that and start saying what can I do to have this and that.

>and start saying what can I do to have this and that.
I doNT KNOW, that's why I made this thread.
no

I'll tell you how to make money and save the world

>set up dark web page
>"kiddie porn"
>accept only btc or eth
>pedos pay
>direct them to fbi website after payment
>???
>profit

bumping cuz very similar... can barely do anything past read shit online and zone to movies. trying t o snap outta it cuz holy fuck im not getting younger and its getting worse and worse these last 10yrs. investing has helped me snap out of it a tiny bit but throwing 50$ every month at shitcoin doesnt help me much.

side note for the younger guys please take school serious.. you'll end up like losers like me later in life with shit going on cuz we let it all pass us by being useless. If I dont fix this i'll laugh at the irony of my ending when I jump.

Download and sign up for this app called clickworker. Make about 100 dollars in a month if you bust your ass doing shit jobs. Use this money constructively.

I was in the same position as you 3 weeks ago, feeling life was passing me by, but most importantly, that I had ffed up somehow so completely that I didn't even deserve life anymore, to the point I would randomly break out sobbing throughout the day when I was on my own.

The number one thing that has helped bring me through that state - and I am not saying I am fully through it, but I am definitely in better shape now at least - was the total realization that I had ffed up, and acting in accordance with that. It's easier to just feel sad for oneself, or beat oneself up and lead oneself to the abyss of nihilism and eventual death, but if you truly admit you ffed up and are a small being, you will start working on the little things in your life, and start improving them constantly.

You work on the little things because 1) they are the only things actually under your control in your smallness, and 2) because, by accomplishing them consistently, you will start feeling good because of accomplishing at least these small things, and these small things being done will naturally start organizing your life behind the scenes more.

Work on the smallest things in your life that you can actually control, be a good person and don't give in to sin, and lastly (or firstly even) have faith in God, and things will improve for you. Practically when it comes to a career, coding would be the number 1 thing I would suggest eventually learning as well.

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>I have a very bad back, so I can't really go and bag groceries and shit for pennies.

Have you applied for disability?

You live with your fucking parents don't you? You need to stop being a fucking pussy - you don't have a bad back, you're just a bitch. Get a fucking job. You need money to make money. No one wants to pay some man child who lives with mommy at 30 years old.

Drill a hole in your front door and suck anything pushed through it with dollars attached

my moms friend's husband, stared to learn how to program in his early thirties. Now he is a millionaire.
this was in the 90s however, i am sure the demand for programmers are not what it used to be.

Anyway, you say you only have a laptop and a cellphone, so you have absolute no money? no crypto holdings? Because if you just had 10K$ or the likes, it would greatly increase the number of possibilities you have.

I was in the very same situation in live up until the last year when I fucked a mature asian hooker without a condom for 30$ allowance my mom gave me and contracted some strange desease or virus. Now I have a constant dizziness, tinnitus, bad memory and brain fog for like 8 month now.
So, however hopeless you situation is, don't make it worse 'cause it had turned out you could fuck it up further down. Jokes on me.

>money management
you should make list of what you spend and what you have end of the month .

you can easily learn python which is handy because it is most used language now

Wtf can you even do with Python? I'm learning the language but I really don't know what I'm supposed to do with it.

Honestly user just pirate some python lectures and do 4 hours a day for 180 days and you will be sorted.

It's a meme, you need lots of hours before you produce something useful. It's not wrong, but it underestimates the work it takes

I'm in the same boat OP. I'm going to be blunt with you, you're fucked (I'm fucked). Best bet is going all-in on a skillsket that requires no startup capital to learn. That's either trading the markets or programming as far as I know. You can get started learning to trade in crypto with just $10,-.. you're still living so you must have $10,- at some point. Or programming, you have internet so you must be able to acess/pirate online courses. It will be hard. It will suck, but atleast you have a reason to get out of bed in the morning. What country are you from? If it's not some third world hole you should be able to access some kind of welfare/charity.

Stop watching porn
Stop watching videos/series
Stop spending days on Chan

Buy a pull up bar and start bodyweight exercise 20 times a day everyday
Start meditating 20 minutes a day to improve your concentration
Start reading, even if it's just fiction it's better than nothing to improve conventration
Go out studying programming or whatever at your local library then join a bootcamp or some shit.
Use Anki and SRS to learn things.

Good luck.

I think the way to make it is either by having incredible people skills, you get them to like you and can sell them anything. Even from your home. I see people do this on YouTube like dropshipping gurus for example. Other way is learning webdev, and working for yourself instead of being underpaid by a company. Don't gamble shitcoins.

Can I atleast build decent websites with Python? I don't really think I'd be able to get a job in any language cause I'm to autistic to interract with others and the huge gap I have on my CV. But I got plenty of inspiration to build/create stuff? So far I'm really enjoying learning this language over any others I tried like Java and HTML. This one doesn't piss me off as often.