How to smell good on the cheap? I'm looking to up my game and get some cologne or perfume. How to do it on the cheap? I never worn that shit before, might be why I'm an incel.
How to smell good on the cheap? I'm looking to up my game and get some cologne or perfume. How to do it on the cheap...
Eli Evans
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Christian Hall
putting chemicals on your body gives you cancer
Hudson Young
/fa/
Gavin Robinson
while I am not a female, I suspect you may well have, eh, 'other issues' preventing your successful procreation. cheap cologne is not the answer user
Josiah Martin
They don't appreciate a subtle brap thread.
Parker Reed
Look in fashion magazines and rip out the cologne/perfume samples.
Aaron Myers
Just get Sauvage by Dior or Obsession for Men by Calvin Klein
Leo Wood
Rub your face in a trash can. It works just as well as anything I've ever used.
Colton Harris
>I never worn that shit before, might be why I'm an incel.
sure thing, must be
Christopher Stewart
Shower every day if you exercise, and at least every other day if you don't.
Comb your hair regularly.
Wash your asshole well to prevent swamp ass.
Cologne is for faggots, Axe is for stoners.
Brush your teeth twice a day. Floss too, bitch.
Different shirt and socks every day, different underwear when you shower, wash pants if they smell weird.
Your clothes take on the smell of your environment. Clean your place and crack a window open, indoors plants also help.
Trim your nails if they start collecting dirt.
If you're uncut, wash your foreskin extra good.
Get a haircut. Preferably with a male barber.
If your beard is scraggly and you don't plan on growing it to the point where you need to start grooming it, keep it short or go clean shaven. Don't use shaving cream, just cold water. Get a safety razor.
Recommended smells: Hoppe's #9, Head and Shoulders shampoo/conditioner (alternatively: whatever they sell at Costco), fresh linens, smoke, grass.
Dominic Cooper
Go to several different nordstrom, macys, etc. stores and ask for as many of pic related as they will offer you.
Idk what perfume/cologne is depicted but these little things last awhile.
Hunter Taylor
>not wanting to get cancer so you leave this shithole world faster without having to kys
Never gonna make it
Cameron Williams
this, op. just ask for 'samples' and tell them you're planning to buy a bottle, but you need to see how it reacts with your skin first.
jo malone is good, but expensive. they're a boutique. going to department stores is an easy way to score a bunch of samples.
Michael Baker
protip: use dickcheese
cultivate it and then smear a bit of it on your neck
woman dig this smell and it makes them very horny
Tyler Roberts
axe body spray
chix dig it
Joseph Morris
This might not even be a meme. Pheromones and shit you know
Jayden Wright
its not a meme thats what dickcheese exists for
Andrew Adams
CK1, whiskey, chronic and marlboros works for me.
you're probably an incel because you're antisocial. Bitches can smell fear and they have no respect for it.
Smelling good won't let help you. It's lipstick on a pig.
Talk to girls with respect, as if they're THE GIRL you want to talk to, but not with reverence. No reason to respect a brown noser. Approach them with mutual respect. If they're worth your time, you better be worth hers. If she doesn't get you, that's her problem. Move on and don't let it get to you.
Handling rejection like a man turns bitches on BTW. Don't be the bitch.
Xavier Powell
fap it and put semen in your hair. this always works for me on a night out.
Luis Gutierrez
imagine if that dog licked your penis and then gave you the bedroom eyes haha
Ryan Cooper
BASED
Isaac Walker
are you in 8th grade? Axe smells like shit compared to a real fragrance.
Nathaniel Bennett
Get some unscented deodorant and cologne.
Speed Stick Power Antiperspirant Deodorant for Men, Unscented - 3 Ounce (6 Pack) amazon.com
Grayson Robinson
Unscented deodorant + Dior Homme Eau for Men.
Dior Homme Eau For Men by Christian Dior for Men - 3.4 oz EDT Spray amazon.com
Julian Torres
buy samples, dummy
Levi Roberts
also, you can't really go wrong with notorious high fashion brands like dior, versace, gucci etc, you'll still smell better than most NPC's
Samuel Adams
Like many other respondents to this thread, I am dubious that lack of cologne is a primary causal factor in your status as an incel.
I take this impression because many of the times that I personally have been successful in having full sex my odor was that of stale beer and armpit rather than commercially brewed perfume. Indeed, given the state of inebriation of my partners I doubt they would have been aware of my wearing a cologne in order to va d been swooned by it. Many of them had slipped into a deep sleep or even vomited on themselves well in advance of my initiating the sex act(s).
I suggest you purchase intoxicating drink instead of cologne. Feed it to the women then just sit back and wait. You can even announce a “party” so that several of them will make themselves available. After only a few hours of “partying” one or more will have transformed into a candidate for coitus, any though she may not be in position to actively accept your advances she certainly will not be able to resist. My advice is to go for it, because deep down they love that kind of thing.
Andrew Phillips
I researched on fragrantica.com
I'm a white latino male, because you should know that perfumes smell different on different skins
here my results:
fragrantica.com
EUR 27,67
fresh spicy
ozonic
spicy
woofy
---> compliment getter, for dating, workplace, elegant
spring, fall, day, night
fragrantica.com
EUR 67,69
aromatic
fresh spicy
vanilla
---> formal, workplace, going out, versatile, upper class, sailing, da viaggio
spring, day
fragrantica.com
EUR 52,30
citrus
fresh spicy
balsamic
---> workplace, business meetings, daily wear in public places, no brainer
spring, summer, day
fragrantica.com
EUR 24,45
fresh spicy
aromatic
marine
-----> spray 2x
---> going out, dating [la nuite de l'homme improved]
spring, summer, day