I recently lost my virginity at the ripe old age of 27 to my first girlfriend and accidentally knocked her up, now she's saying she wants to keep the baby. What's a good altcoin that will give me short to medium term big gains?
I recently lost my virginity at the ripe old age of 27 to my first girlfriend and accidentally knocked her up...
Blake Morales
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Zachary White
Larp.
Fuck off
William Davis
You sound like a nigger and should probably kys.
In the off chance that you are white marry her and have many more kids.
Carter Ward
Buy Trx you banana eating monkey
Alexander Foster
happened to my female cousin, now she has a Mohammed son. First time fucking its extremely easy to knock female up. Sex + protection involves a lot of things that are never teached in school or online
I will give a quick tip to virgins. Only buy Durex condoms (other rip easier) and ALWAYS pull out when its time to cum. I repeat ALWAYS
Ethan Reed
SHOCK
seriously stay away from alts in this market, you need BTC passed ATH or the halving. That's best case for alts. Buy deflationary tokens until the market improves
Henry Rodriguez
Cruzbit.
qtrade.io
Alexander Cox
Now your shitcoin stack can pay for 10% of your childs college tuition in 18 years :) No time to accumulate more, you need to save money for your baby! Grats!
Ethan Smith
Hi boomer, invest in JUST
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Colton Barnes
>takes 27yrs to get a gf
>implies there’ll be a second gf
I don’t think so tim
Nathan Rodriguez
SHUT THE FUCK UP. thats d only reason i am staying with my 2/10 gf
her acne makes her look like a burn victim
Henry Gomez
go abortion if you cant afford it
sounds cruel but if you cant affordit you cant give the baby a good future.
If you want to get some alts MITX is my bet , EOY 5x but it says crypto
Bpaas is completely new you should check it out , mitx has good marketing , listing now on bitmax and really hard good stuff coming out from team
Lucas Rivera
kv until 25, got gf now together for 2 years (27 boomer), raaaaarely use condoms (buy linkies instead), always pull out, 2 years and she's still not pregnant... do I need to worry about precum?
Easton Russell
>do I need to worry about precum?
you have no idea how close you came to ruining your life. no fuckin idea.
you played russian roulette for 2 years
in a % of men precum DOES contain sperm. i think in about 25% of men. the thing is this; maybe its just some sperm. BUT that little amount is deposited in her twice a week during sex
just google about precum sperm studies...i konw a bunch of people who got pregnant by doing exactly wat ur doing. the precum meme is real
Mason Powell
I wouldn't be risking it dude, rubber up and pull out, always
Brayden Cook
I always start sex without a condom otherwise my dick goes limp. After I'm good and hard, condom can go on. But if it doesnt go on quick i lose my boner super fast. Am I a retard?
Joseph Butler
yes to make it very clear to you newbies. use condom and PULL OUT even when wearing condom. Fun fact; some condoms break when you cum and also if during sex condom breaks you might not even notice it
Lucas Smith
F
Jaxon Fisher
i will give you a quick pro tip. Go to a herbal store an buy Largenine. Its basically herbal prescription free viagra. 45 minutes before sex take 2000mg. (i take 4 pills of 500mg)
thank me later; pro fucker bdsm master here
you will be able to fuck for an hour or 2 if so you decide
Andrew Brooks
Better load up on monero. You will need the onion money.
Colton Gonzalez
>Sex + protection involves a lot of things that are never teached in school or online
Top kek, did you have amerimutt education?
Luke Hall
>After I'm good and hard, condom can go on.
>But if it doesnt go on quick i lose my boner super fast.
You sound like a pajeet
>take drugs bro
Lmao. You guys need to cut back on the porn
Brandon Kelly
I'm gonna guess your circumcised, if not yeah you are
Jordan Scott
>you will be able to fuck for an hour or 2 if so you decide
>People need supplements just to go an hour or two
Haha you normiedick betas make me laugh
Adrian White
>now she has a Mohammed son.
Stone her to death
Jason Hill
invest in PPW (post pregnancy weight). Yo girl gonna get some sick gains brah
Luke Cook
come to the holy church bitcloud
Carter Thomas
Poor kid. Another generation of losers.
Chase Watson
>I fucked up
>Help me fuck up even more
Ryan Wood
new generation dont wanna work anymore,
here is a bag for short term , always risky but whateer u need the moneyz righ
marging trading eth btc ltc long x3-5
kucoin: coti
bitmax : mitx ankr bolt
good luck
Henry Parker
FUCK YOU FOR POSTING A THUMBNAIL OF THAT ASS
Jaxon Jackson
Coti is at insane prices now.
Accumulate if you want to win in life
Connor Moore
Fuck that bitch. Women are just unnecessary expenses, better put that money to work in quality projects such as BNB and MITx
Justin Hernandez
I was a virgin until 23. After losing it I went on a pretty incredible run with women over the next few years, but have settled down now at 30. Still sucks I missed out on so much before 23, though. Looking back at all the certain times and memories of college chicks practically begging to fuck can be kinda sad. End of
blog post.
Basically, try to get laid asap and hope for the best (paying is acceptable imo but only in respectable European businesses)
Isaac Barnes
Get ready for the next xFutures event. xAkro did 7.5x ath, xPerl 4x. It’s easy to get into if you are focused user.
Kayden Perry
Oh, and condoms are so terrible. Major benefit of a gf is the pill or iud, can’t imagine having to go back to condoms. Just be careful, what is meant to be will happen. Remember, there are happy accidents ;)
Asher Cruz
Personally prefer staking, especially knowing that XFT will get an IEO on OKEx, expecting 4-5x gains here
Christopher Thompson
user, my expectations are set at 10x. Amazon as a client, and the Government of Singapore as a partner
Camden Watson
...
Blake Thomas
lol AWS just got hacked hmmmmmmmmm
fud or not fud
we damp or not damp
whatever i am big in MITX and will hold 4 life
Thomas Cook
It's l-arginine you limp niggered bitch
Thomas Garcia
>What's a good altcoin that will give me short to medium term big gains?
Medium: BPRO
Short: COTI
Adrian Rivera
>Put penis into rubber bag
>No feeling
No thanks. I'll take my chances.
Thomas Baker
Not adding a MITx bag in Q3 is retarded, big news is coming out.
Josiah Robinson
don't hate the player, hate the game user
morpheus lambo incoming
Jordan Evans
With the team locking up private sale, prices can now breath. This is just the start, it's getting back to 0.10