Imagine not being born rich or with superior genetics

>Imagine not being born rich or with superior genetics

sigh... why even live bros

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dude weed

lmao

Fat druggie women are fat. Imagine wanting to date one of these idiots.

I hit the genetic lottery. Unfortunately the world isn't actually built for people like me. It's built for people with slightly above average intelligence who inherited wealth, possess slightly above average looks, and who aren't quite smart or self aware enough to question their own existences.

Then I'd be king. Except for the last part.

>Fat
the key to judging a woman's body fat % is looking at the upper arms, how fat they are and if they have bingo wings. by this criterion, the one on the bottom is fat while the one on the top is not.

If you are self aware enough to question the above then the illusion shatters and you lack the confidence to walk through the doors open to you.

>I hit the genetic lottery.
i did, too, in some ways
>5'10'' (lol manlet)
>low appetite, so have always had a 6-pack, but have been lifting for years so i'm shredded
>7.5'' dick
>took an official IQ test in university that I paid $20 to take. some official test. scored a 138
>no allergies
>no genetic deficiencies
>good social skills on the rare occasions i'm in a social situation
and yet i'm a complete loser. life is a self-imposed existential hell

I don't care if you like fat women, suit yourself.

nice digits. I'm not a chad or a genius but I'm pretty sure these two are my only good traits but being born into a broken low middle class family has me relate to you a lot. I hate that I have to agree with you

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post body

Ever had sex while high? Of course not your both virgins. You'll never experience what its like to cum inside a girl blitzed out of your mind

ye basically

that's sick I love dopamine bro

>Ever had sex while high?
oh weed yeah but i've never been able to fuck on molly or lsd

pussy

>I hit the genetic lottery.
>5'10''

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I COULD HAVE HAD THIS
SHE LOOKED LIKE KORRA
SHE WAS 19
WE SMOKED TOGETHER SO MANY TIMES AND SHE EVEN DRESSED UP EXTRA GIRLY SOME DAYS TO HANG OUT WITH ME FUCK WHY AM I SO STUPID
KILL MYSELF
KILL MYSELF
KILL MYSELF
KILL MYSELF
KILL MYSELF

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Oh the memories... Nothing beats the trifecta tho: booze, weed and mdma. Haven't tried this with a chick yet but the faps were out of this world

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Incel

Sex on LSD is objectively the best high to have sex on. Maybe shrooms as well, but honestly don't remember. Weed is w/e.

>Sex on LSD
I COULD HAVE THIS TOO
SAME GIRL
FUCK WHY AM I EVEN ALIVE

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Lmao I fucking hate roasties so much bros. I dont know whether to hate fuck them or ignore them forever. "Look at me" AAAAASSSSZAZZAAA make it stop

I've hear about shrooms from a friend and anecdotal stories. I don't know about lsd tho. Isn't it risky? What if you get a bad trip during sex? Idk man, I haven't done lsd yet but I;m looking to get some in attempt to fix my shit i have for a brain.

5'10" is Ultra Chad status, unironically. Lanklets will never understand. Its about compromise between strength and agility.

LSD will leave you utterly defenseless. If you aren't at peace with yourself it can be dangerous. But it will let you know. Its sort of like dying.

If you're having a bad trip I don't think you'll be interested in sex to begin with lul. Like if you're already straight up not having a good time having sex is probably going to be difficult and not fun at all. On the flip side if you're having a a good trip, you feel like a god and pussy is amazing. Also vidya is pretty goddamn good as well.

I found sex on mushrooms to be meh, once you're proper tripping you lose all interest and ability to focus on fucking. It's great on weed cos if anything it helps focus your mind on doing one thing really well, including the associated sensations.
LSD I imagine would be like mushies but worse (not had sex on it yet).

Mdma on the other hand is amazing for sex but the killer is not being able to keep it up. I guess that's karma

>It's great on weed cos if anything it helps focus your mind on doing one thing
Weed doesn't work like that for me at all. I can't focus on a single thing at all and it makes me anxious because I feel like a retard who has no idea wtf is going on.

Sex on MDMA is okay, but the drug already feels great enough that sex doesn't really add that much to it. Feels just as good dancing or doing nothing at all.

Sex on MDMA is great, makes me last forever too

Sex on MDMA+LSD is even better

I think I'd be too scared of doing both, I "felt" like I was conscious of my heart on mandy, almost like I could tell it was working a bit harder than normal. And being off my face on LSD feels like a step too far, like you wouldn't know if you were getting into trouble.

I've never felt like that before on any drugs and I have no family history of heart issues. Maybe it was just my mind...

sex on LSD is actually amazing fren. you can fuck for hours and not bust. i recommend it 100%

Agree, I'm in a bad place in life atm and sex drive is low after JUSTing my life. I'm not having sex on lsd before doing it to unJUST myself. My understanding is that when you're tripping on lsd your vision is completely shut down. I guess I need to look it up more.
Quite the contrary, I've never had problem keeping it up on mdma so far but I was drunk&high most of the time. Coke on the other hand...
Yea, focusing can be tricky when fucking while high but I try to refocus on the partner when my mind is about to flip out. Random thoughts are a pain, if you refer to this.
I had the idea this was for mdma. What if the visuals get out of control?

Thanks, It's on my bucket list.

When I fucked on mushies we just quickly lost interest in the actual sex and wanted to listen to music and stuff.

Hopefully my bod responds better to LSD. Also last time I did it I had a 24 hour bad trip so kind of treating it with respect atm...

Fat druggie women are top tier
Weed and sex is a crazy good combo
You will fuck like a true animal

So that you can become rich and in a few decades turn yourself into a literal god through nanobots and stemcells.

>being this dude weed lmao

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>Lesbian porn

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Idk i candyflip whenever I go dancing, I swear by it

>WHY DONT YOU NOFAP!

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Have sex

>I "felt" like I was conscious of my heart on mandy
euros calling it mandy instead of molly is one of my favorite small cultural differences.

you sure that it was lsd? it shouldn't last more than 12 hours

This, sounds like a DOx

To obtain wealth and fuck women with superior genetics?

>be mexican
>look more white than mexican
>named after a salad
>wish I was white because spics are impusive degenerate fucks

ima change name to john smith or something and never look back

thats horse shit, eugenics is for retards.

>DUDE EVERYTHING IS ABOUT SEX LMAO
cumbrain detected

Coping that hard lel