What if we crowdfunded an hour with prostitute for one of you autists?

lmao

What do you even do when the prostitute gets to your place? Do you small talk? Start kissing her? Or just take your pants off and start ramming?

>most would start crying the very moment they see a vag

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What porn is this pls

36 y/o virgin here. i'd fuck a pornstar and livestream it for you guys.. but only if i can wear a mask. it costs $1,000. i could create an erc20 and make the video be an add for it. i'd distribute the coins to people who chip in for the video. lets say half the supply. and then we airdrop the other half to everyone else? just idea. id destroy the pussy of whoever i fuck btw

>Kissing a prostitute, who probably just got done blowing some other dude
You realize her other client's cum is ending up in your mouth then right?
Imagine getting mouth herpes because you decided to not follow the manual

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I got the clap in my throat from going down on a prostitute

I remember you posted in another thread about this. Goddamn that's brutal dude

I got the clap in my dick from fucking a regular not hooker woman. Gonna be honest I might've preferred throat, my balls hurt forever after.

You'd cum so fast you don't even know

>36 y/o virgin here
>id destroy the pussy of whoever i fuck btw
>only if i can wear a mask

unironically sounds like the perfect candidate

Be glad it was just the clap. Some men get oral cancer from this.

You mean from HPV or just going down on women in general?

Yes from HPV

nbcnews.com/health/health-news/silent-epidemic-cancer-spreading-among-men-n811466

Wasn't there something like this with some dude in a wizard hat?

This is why you should only ever go down on virgins that you plan to date. If you do it at all.

>virgins

where do you find one of those?

You don't.

Dude, you know pornstars fuck their subs on Onlyfans for free, right? Why would I pay $1000 to watch you fuck when I'm a plane ticket to LA away from fucking Adriana Chechik?

>Adriana Chechik
eww

Lol article written to scare little virgins

>This is why you should only ever go down on virgins that you plan to date. If you do it at all.
this.

dont go down on whores because you feel you have to

Shit taste

At least choose a better porn star

She's pretty fucking great

what if you like eating pussies?

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>Shit taste
bros please pay me to fuck Ksenia Kondratyeva. thanks

I had sex and it didnt change my life in any way for the better

So now what? An hero?

>what if you like eating pussies?
eww

I fucked +300 women in my life and 70% of them RAW

I never got tested only in army 3 years ago but I don't even know if they check if you have HIV or these kind of shit

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No kissing! But it's a service, not a relationship. Try "the bedroom is this way"

You might be gay

>Going down on a prostitute
What the fuck dude?

I guarantee you I'm not. I just was super ugly during the years it mattered and I'm pretty much scarred for life over it

Literally who

Based transcendental user. I used to care so much, now I don't give a shit

>Literally who

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she has AIDS

Her face looks pretty ugly compared to Chechik tho. How many cocks can she take in the ass at once, this will be the deciding factor

Anybody ever notice that a lot of girls look like guys in makeup and wigs? It kinda bugs me now

>Anybody ever notice that a lot of girls look like guys in makeup and wigs? It kinda bugs me now
i just found out twitch stream amouranth is a tranny yesterday. i fapped to that thing for years. fml

>Her face looks pretty ugly compared to Chechik tho.
well, i dont mind substituting her with these two

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Just as well don't fuck any girl whatsoever, anyone can give you clap nowadays

There are prostitutes with virtual relationship service, they speak to you like if they were your gf while fucking and they give passionate kisses and alike

More like than a lot of basedboys with low test look like literal women

Checked, one of my GFs is trans. She looks more like a woman than a lot of biological women desu. I love it

he*

I ate this girl out once and got strep throat a day later.

Prob got that cancer stuff now

100% you have HPV and herpes. You probably just never showed any symptoms

Whatever you wanna call them. Trannies do it better

faggot

Calling dibs on white-knighting the professional virgin for all of you friends and record all my valiand efforts. You know you want to.

Based and underrated.

Based and underrated.

pretty obvious with the butterface

lara is trash
you can find children in brazil with a better body than lara

what would we do for the other 59 minutes and 45 seconds?

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Alright boys. This is the plan. You guys are going to send me 200 dollars so I can get a hooker then I'll livestream Me fucking her. Sound good?
I'll take BTC.

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a9c7e995c4e9