I haven't paid my rent for four months. My landlord has been trying and failing to evict me this whole time...

That’s actually badass. There are deals I’d you know where to look. Do they know you are sleeping there?

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kek then are restaurant owners parasites for holding back sustenance which is necessary for survival. Neck yourself commie

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I don't think so. I'm not there during the day. Im either at the lake across the street drinking and on my laptop with powe rbank or at the library

(((LANDLORD)))

Yeah they just change furniture and repaint the exterior every once in a while for hundreds or thousands of dollars a month, such hard work

>essential

Reeeee why doesnt big daddy gubment gibs me food and shelter and clothes and sex its all essential for survival

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How many months have you not payed your rent for?

>Demands to get what is necessary for his survival in a vacuum for free
>Calls the guy actually building and maintaining viable property a "parasite"
Oh the irony.

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Fucking kek most landlords haven't built shit they just inherited whatever they own

>Restaurants (non-essential) are the same as housing (essential)
Yes very based indeed

This board is fucking retarded. They'll complain about "wagecucking" and how over half their income goes to living expenses to "jews" but then when you question why that's the case they'll start praising LE BASED capitalism.

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Keep it that way. Most people who rent office spaces forbid you from sleeping there. Some landlords will drive by at night and see if the same car is parked there every night. $350 a month is way too good a deal to fuck that up. How do you rent office space that cheap?

You must be 18 to post here.

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Forget their pathetic snivelling that "jews" won't let them live in a house for free - I guarantee EVERY FUCKING ONE has a plan to buy real estate when they "make it" for "muh passive income".
But hypocrite is the nicest word you can use to describe them.

>expects shelter to be built and maintained by others for him to live in
>the others are the parasites

reading commie posts makes my head hurt, nobody can actually be this stupid

It’s much more than that. They have to own the fucking property outright to make any money. Also:

>Theft/property damage
>Electrical problems
>Plumbing
>Foundation problems
>Rats
>Roaches and insects

The list of things that can go wrong is very large. You have to get that shit fixed QUICK, or you will have no tenants.

That certainly clears it up, but what about just changing the locks when the tenant is gone after giving him several weeks notice?

>Food (non-essential)
Based retard!

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As a famous jew once said
>Who? Whom?

4 months.

I said restaurants are a luxury whereas you literally need a place to live and landlord parasite raise rent just because they want a higher return on their investment.

What usually happens is they'll have the sheriff come by and padlock the door. He'll have to work with the landlord to get his shit back. If he doesn't, the landlord can legally sell anything of worth, and throw the rest in a landfill.

But hey, buy more Link, while making yourself completely ineligible for future housing and employment! You're gonna make it, champ! All the way, Tiger! Your Linkies will keep you warm at night in your cardboard box under the freeway, in December.

Vegas is littered with idiots like that. "The next one is the winner, I'll spend all my rent money, the next hand is the winner!"

I once left an apartment for 2 months and came back, he wasn't agreeing to take my checks. He refused to let me in so I sued him. Eventually settled for $25,000 for emotional distress.

If there is any dispute over tenancy it has to be resolved with a court order.

>Eventually settled for $25,000 for emotional distress
Yeah, that didn't happen.

What has your landlord been doing the whole time?

You are so ignorant of the landlord-tenant laws that it borders on the delusional.

>motion to quash
>demurrer
>discovery
>voir dire
>trial

can all end up amounting to one or two years of delay.

Trying to evict me. He had to voluntarily dismiss after the first motion, and now is trying to serve me again.

Nice troll. Nother better to do today?
>He had to voluntarily dismiss after the first motion
Yeah, that didn't happen either.

You're either a special snowflake sovereign citizen type who likes to throw legal words and phrases around to make it seem like you're more knowledgeable and powerful than you are, or you're a troll. Either way, you're boring.

Based

I'm sorry, I just realized you're from a third-world shithole of a state. In real states, such as California, we have something called pretrial motion practice. I suppose you wouldn't ever have heard of that, though.

Nice LARP, dumbass. It's easy to get someone evicted if they're demonstrably not paying rent.

How much you need, OP? Maybe I could wire you some

It still takes months to a year to get to that point. In California, tenants have a right to a trial by jury and the full suite of motions that a litigant in any civil case has, plus the right to an automatic stay after filing a petition for a writ of mandate after a denial of a motion to quash.

I pay $10 a month for my legal insurance from my employer.

Honestly, it would be nice to have more money, but I have 50k saved up and I feel like your charity would be better reserved for a more desperate person.

I live in CA, troll. And you're still full of shit, and boring. Savor your last (you), dummy.

Nope, sorry you can't deal with the reality of what happens when a tenant actually gets a lawyer instead of cowering in their slum and waiting for the sheriff to come.

one day you come back to your home and your key doesnt fit and all your stuff is on the street.

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How?

It isn't essential for survival. Not one of that quality, even if it's shitty. Homeless shelter is free. That's just essentials. That's where you should be. Food is essential too, but you don't deserve olive garden just because.

You're a fucking moron, getting a lawyer for an eviction instead of paying rent? Some jews are gonna show up one day along with the sheriff/a bunch of cops and you're gonna get locked out.

He is lucky if he doesn't get beat up or worse I would open the door with a chainsaw if it was my property

absolutely depends on the state.
No sane landlord would do this.

>tfw no government assigned gf

What's it like being a nigger?

What's it like being a jew?

Since my state isnt run by commie fags, I can post a 10 day eviction notice after the 5 day grace period written in my leases. I've only ever evicted one person, they left within the 10 day notice, because I don't rent to degenerates in the first place.

>In California, we are all massive faggots that love housing and pro-tenant regulation
Now you know why housing is unaffordable in your state, Jose.

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Nope, it's a long-winded process that has to make its way through the court system. Some cities/states make it nigh impossible for a landlord to do in any short amount of time and tenants can exploit so many loopholes to extend the process indefinitely.

I would never buy property in any niggerhole with laws like that.

I'll add that many landlords have a "cash for keys" protocol in place precisely due to this, offering to give the tenant money or their deposit back if they just peacefully go.

Pretty based actually you get a community that looks out for each other and a big tittied wife ready to open up her legs and birth your spawn

>tfw whites broke the game the last time we all banded together so we'll never have a community again

I know you, are you that tranny Amy from that cutetrans server?

Not how it works, bud.

>not cucked enough to pay rent
>must be a tranny
Nice try.

I know somebody with your same story, and he happens to be a tranny. Yes, or no? are you that tranny?

Nope.

... hmmm, aight. I'm watching you nigga.

You can eat food that doesn't come from a restaurant you fat fuck.

OP are you worries about being able to rent a place in the future?

>all the mad jews in this thread

>but but muh hard wooork

lol sure.

We are being raided by Reddit commies

He thinks Sovereignty is fake

>Do you understand the charges presented before you even though I've been speaking English the entire time?

They ask for your permission before taking you to jail

Have fun with your 3rd grade English user it's not like you'll ever make contracts in commerce

Pleb

Enjoyed being sued and paying all this shit with interests + fine.

This

Lol just delete your social number

Squatter's rights. It's one of the telltale signs of whether a place is a shithole.

>I would never buy property in any niggerhole with laws like that.
That's why I always tell others not to buy property in Spain or any other South Euro country where there is no rule of law and there's not a functioning court system.

Lightskin or darkskin?

What county are you in?

Kys bootlicker

So you could argue the state is obliged to provide you a bed in a hostel or homeless shelter. You have no right to be housed for free in a private citizens property (plus utilities, repairs etc). The analogy is closer to a restaurant than you're willing to admit.

why do commies come to this board even?

I have no car and I've lived here for almost 2 years. Office spaces are really cheap

>you literally need a place to live
Exactly. Society is about making people productive. You must earn your place to live or someone else will earn it instead, that is how we evolved out of the caves.

if i was a landlord and someone did this to me, i would make some thugs throw the place around and steal every valuable item while we are in court.

that is if i didn't want to really fuck up the individual, in which case planting drugs and tipping off the police "anonymously" will fuck him over even more.

Same reason there's commies in the stock market general. They heard crypto is a way to be able to live without working, which is all that communism is about.

Any of these things will cause you to be sued for enough that you will likely have your property foreclosed on.