Duuurr I'm a boomer

>tfw security job
>tfw boomer tells me to "get a real job"
>tfw want to smack him for thinking I can get a decent job out of thin air

Why are boomers such fucking retards? Like, even I admit my job is embarassing as I literally get paid to walk and pretend I'm looking (so I basically just bullshit the whole day) but don't tell me to just magically find a better choice as if it were in my power.

Plus, he made it seem like being a bitch = success. No. Jobs = build capital to invest and pay expenses. Nothing more.

When I make it, I'll flaunt my money in front of boomers.

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What makes you think you'll make it? Do you have a plan to get a better job or start a business? Or do you think Pepecoin is going to make you rich ?

Boomers are a bunch of clueless retards who think there's well paid jobs for everyone just like it was in the 70s

Yes. Have a lot of stuff going on. Tesol cert will be completed hopefully by the end of the month. Wasted time with an associates. Need a yr for a bachelors. Plan onnstarting an ecommerce wholesale amazon fba business, but since I only expect to make 10% roi a month with that (AFTER all expenses including fees), I am throwing money on crypto first. Obviously I'll make it. I just hit bumps on the road thanks to bad luck (long story for you to even understand what I mean by that).

Also, don't underestimate crypto. Have you even invested anything into it or are you so much of a boomer that you don't even know how to buy them in the first place?

Also, the faggot made up a story how "4 years ago, a guy where you're at got hit by a baseball bat and was killed".

I said "this job is temporary" and he gave a shitty comeback of "these bats were 'temporary'". Fucker didn't even make sense.

yeah you should get a real job loser

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Fuck off. I'm applying, but employers are picky.
Please tell me you're just joshing me?

hahahahahahaha he thinks he'll make money selling bullshit on amazon and buying shitcoins.

oh man that's gold.

Brainlet detected. TESOL won't make you shit. Crypto is dead and you're about 2 years too late to do drop shipping

Coming from a faggot (you) that has done neither and is probably a loser himself.... Lol

Oh please tell me how rich you are. Oh wait, you can't :). Because you were too much of a PUSSY to invest. You're probably a broke loser with nothing going for you.

Tesol = work from home teaching english. I've done a few interviews and they pay okay. Dumbass lmao

2. Too late for crypto and amazon?

Holy SHIT. And you call ME the brainlet?

Crypto has massive rois TO THIS DAY. Fucking IGNORANT.

As for dropshipping... who the fuvk said ANYTHING about dropshipping? Do you even know what wholesaling is, literal retard? You contact SUPPLIERS and you buy their bundles cheap. You then sell them at a higher price on amazon. Literally like how walmart does it. It also isn't a "monopoly" as everyday joes can still make momey off of it.

Showing your ignorance. Have you ever ONCE invested money? Ever?

I feel bad for you user, but you sound young so you have plenty of time to turn your life around. But it won't be with anything you mentioned. I've heard becoming a code monkey can get you the big wage cuck bucks

>dur hur I missed bitcoin so I'll never make an roi ever again
t.brainlet

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Says the guy that literally works as a fucking security guard and gets bullied by boomers then cries on Jow Forums. LMAO.

Yeah keep investing in wojakcoin and pepecoin and chainlink I'm sure you'll become rich soon.

I'm pretty confident with compounding and swing trading crypto.

Teachers also get 4 months off in the year while making middle class salaries where I live. Lmao @ "none of your methods will work".

>getting a real job where you actually do something
Why would you do this?

Don't listen to boomers. They set the whole world on fire. They think a firm handshake will get you any job on Earth.

THAT'S your counter argument? I'm still young. What's YOUR excuse, loser?

I meeaaaaan I get paid a little under 15 an hr which is like... whatevers I guess. I probably make more than the cashiers that are actually providing a real service (weird).

Personally, I just don't like it is the thing.

The only way to avoid wagecucking is to go all in on an investment that pays out x4 to x10.

You can calculate the average wage in America from the 1980s to the 2010s, and say if you had a 3 bedroom house with a mortgage in your formative years and used the leftover money for investing in stocks/living expenses.

The S&P 500 is up 2,000% since 1985. Not individual stocks. Just the entire index. You buy and you buy and you buy.

If you bought that house in a suburb of a major city in the USA, I'm sure the house would be worth 500% in the same time period easily.

THAT is the key to the boomer's success. This is crypto-level gains over time, even with the average salary.

I actually make a little morr than what I made as an electrical helper wtf.

In other words, you need to invest every spare dollar that you can lay your hands on into appreciating assets.

Being in cash, unless it's right before a market downturn, is useless. Taking out loans for consumption is just useless.

You can use debt but you better be DAMN sure that whatever you're buying is going to appreciate.

>Someone points out your ideas probably aren't going to make you rich as they're oversaturated
>You start calling them faggots and losers

Okay whatever

I'm a security guard at well, but I don't think that the job is fake. It's literally making sure that shit dosen't escalate or of control and preventing people from stealing shit.

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They probably think everyone can be a brain scientist or a physicist or build a machine that gives you limitless food and cures death.

Look user, I'm going to save you a lot of time, money and heartache if you hear me out. You're really not as smart as you think you are, its obvious to us that you're suffering from the Dunning Kruger effect, which is why the majority of us are shitting on you. Lucky for you, you don't have to be smart to make a lot of money, but you at least have to be aware of your own lack of intellect. To prove it to you, try answer two questions to yourself. Without googling anything can you explain a basic concept such as hashing? Should you really be investing in something where you have to google even the most rudimentary concepts?

we need to start exterminating boomers. Put them in fucking camps, gas them, I don't give a fuck. End the generation here and now. They don't deserve any more time on this earth.

>You're really not as smart as you think you are, its obvious to us that you're suffering from the Dunning Kruger effect
I lold. I see myself as an idiot currently. Stop projecting, loser.

>Lucky for you, you don't have to be smart to make a lot of money, but you at least have to be aware of your own lack of intellect
Obviously I know this. There are teens with an eccommerce business that happen to be millionaires and they aren't as smart as engineers for instance. Hence why I believe in working SMARTER, not harder.

>Without googling anything can you explain a basic concept such as hashing? Should you really be investing in something where you have to google even the most rudimentary concepts?

Pointless. Retard, let ME teach YOU something. Trivia =/= "smart"

I can be a dumbass (like you) and ask you to give me the definition of some random word. That doesn't measure IQ, dipshit. Lol failure.

Go get rekt millennial scum. We boomers are why you are even here on this board. Your idiotic generation has destroyed our beloved /b/ it has destroyed MEN as such. Because real MEN do not fucking give a shit about all this social understanding you promote. You are the problem you clueless young need idiots, not us boomers. We know things you havenÄt even dreamt of.

I wouldn‘t fuck with this boomer

Our generation is gonna put you in camps and march you fuckers up to the wall. Hope it was worth it.

For fucks sake. Really. The only generation in modern history that doesn't rebel, doesn't stand up against anything, just wants to be a need. And they dare give the likes of you a lip? I will teach them.

Don't reply to the boomers and discord trannies. They're going to shit on you but in reality you're leagues ahead of these retards because you have the drive to keep trying. They hate themselves deep down. Believe in yourself and you'll make it, user.

Holy shit OP is BASED. All these boomer and zoomer and millenial and whatever else hateful loser faggots replying BTFO eternally. That's the spirit.

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You are first you worthless imbecile. What are your skills. Can you do ANYTHING?

Hopefully burning boomers inside their houses they don't deserve constitutes as a pretty neat skill in your eyes.

You are invited. I doubt you you would dare face me irl though. You are nothing, you have no skills, you dare badmouth my generation, who made this place possible for you? You are a fucking disgrace. And you have made me angry now.

nigger

If your generation made all this possible, then why did shit get so much worse once you faggots were actually in power?

Securitybro here.
Stuck in some glorified athlete school/dorm watching over dumb niggers and future fbi crime statistics in a fucking turd world country/shithole. Day and night. Risking getting shot, sued or humiliated.

Good luck to you, user. We're still young, so research well.

I myself invested in chainlink back when it was $1.10, and hope one day it moons.

Also, fuck boomers and old people in general.

You mean made it nearly impossible for my generation to get ahead because of your generations endless greed? Fucking kek. You don't deserve to live anymore and your children were shit because you think "tough love" was a good parenting method, and that firm handshake will get you a job that pays a living wage out of high school. Imagine actually believing your generation didn't just get lucky.

my nigga
Lets gas these fucks. Everyone over 60 gets the rope

YOU FUCKING RETARD: I SAID THE SAME THING TO MY FATHER. IT ALWAYS SEEMS EASIER TO THOSE WHO NOT HAVE YET PUT THEIR BACK INTO IT.
But be honest now, this next thing is being proud of not doing anything at all...
That is new. Because so far youth used to have a culture. Be it Skinheads, Punks, Skaters, and so on... all idiotic things, yet better than what YOU show.. which is NOTHING... you are the first generation in human history that just sits there. No skills. no nothing.
And you think some miracle will happen.
You re so incredibly insane I must put u straight

Man that sounds like a threat. Might want to report that

Our culture is wanting you dead. That's what we have in common. That's our creed.

They're actually retarded. I had 4 in a room one time trying to figure out what 75% of 400 was. Every last one had the answer wrong. They were my bosses though, kek.

I hope this is satire or weak b8 honestly because if not.. please FOR THE LOVE OF GOD die. Your kids won't even take care of your miserable asses when you're on your deathbed. You'll probably donate your wealth and assets (that you don't deserve) to kike charity anonymous or your half brown grand children. Fucking revolting.

At least you have some sort of understanding.

Nah it isn't bait. There's boomers who are legitimately that retarded. They are the true snowflake generation.

get bent, old timer

That's right. We see right through you useless boys. You have no SKILLS not even coding skills although u sit in front of a damn screen all day. You are such scum it makes me mad. Useless.

You know what calms me down somewhat? Yo will learn. The hard way. Your pocket crypto money investment will fail. As always. And sooner or later you will be 30+... with no skills... and that is when I will remind you of tonight

You should get a real job. I also work security and not since gay retail shit like it sounds like you do and it's shit. The only reason I haven't gotten something better is pure laziness.

I am an old timer. And that is a fucking iron cross really, you noob.

Man, can't wait to hear more stories of mouthy boomers getting fucked with in nursing homes by savage somalians. Enjoy it, Der Boomer

You won't need to wait long. Check the video

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Neet... as if being able to actually do nothing and getting your ass kicked by girls is something that a youth culture can be built upon. If they at least said ' hey i teach myself to code' but they don't they are just choosing to do absolutely nothing.

Every so called wag deserves more respect than you bums

Your generation is the entitled one, dipshit.
You guys are called "baby" boomers for a reason.

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I'm in sales and boomers are my favorite customers. Care to take a guess as to why? You'll buy anything if it means someone will give you a chance to run your stupid mouths and talk about shit no one cares about. Because not even your own children give a fuck to listen or care about what you have to say. I'd feel sorry if I didn't know how pathetic your generation truly was.

Mhm... until you inherit from your parents. Don't you see? We used to actually do something with out youth. We did not sit around trying to 'make it' with some obscure net scam

I personally am the boomer you would never meet. I let other people do my chores

1st of all, pic related. Fuck you.

Secondly..
>And you have made me angry now.
);<
I lold

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And now sage you little idiots. Learn something. Learn a skill. You will need it when mom kicks you out und your money is gone.

God I can't wait for your retirement to drain down to nothing when hyperinflation hits and the dollar fails.

Based

STATISTICALLY speaking, you retards had it easier. More buying power and lower barrier to entries. That is a FACT.

Deal with it. Or don't and keep being delusional (it's what you boomers do best).

It does tho, doesn't it? Luckily, all I would have to do is blow wind in front of the boomer to turn him into dust.

pic related shows some dude... ok?

And u lold. ok?

>They're actually retarded. I had 4 in a room one time trying to figure out what 75% of 400 was.
>Every last one had the answer wrong. They were my bosses though, kek.
Topkek!

You absolutely insane newfag! Have you not checked who I am? I never worked a day in my life. I am filthy rich. All that you think you wanna be, that is me.

Ya, I know. I genuinely don't like it and have applying to stuff + here's more info This really is just a temporary thing for me. Hopefully by sometime next month, I'll be able to change (preferably to an education related job).

How can they? You said it yourself: no skillz

I'm not inheriting shit actually. I wish I were lying.
>We did not sit around trying to 'make it' with some obscure net scam
And that's the mentality that caused people to not buy various coins with good potential and as an effect, missed out (most famous example being bitcoin, but obviously there's more).
Guess what? What you said would have merit IF rois weren't a thing with crypto. Guess what, idiot? They are. Literally just go to the coinmarketcap.com and see for yourself, brainlet.

See this is why I don't take advice from retards (you). Why take advice from people like you that haven't succeeded in life?

....are you pretending to be stupid or are you actually this stupid?

No one gives a fuck who you are. Pay attention. Boomers gonna boom.

I missed out on BTC that is true. But guess what .., it does not make a difference. If I own 300 million or 3 billion, what's the fucking difference? None to me.
Now translate that to your neet genertaion... having 5 dollars to eat or nothing? Might rather learn a skill?

I am not deeming it worthy my time, folk

My point being crypto still yields ROIs meaning it's still a legit way of making more money, retard. I know the dementia is making it hard, but stay focused on my point, dipshit.

>But guess what .., it does not make a difference. If I own 300 million or 3 billion, what's the fucking difference? None to me.
So having enough money to retire with "makes no difference" to you? It's that kind of mentallity that makes you a loser.

So much for being this "rich" guy, lel. Oh larpers are pathetic

You disgusting little brats, really. Fucking disgusting

Say that in front of the mirror and it would make more sense.

Reminder Your generation is trash

Next fail... boomers means anti crypto.. why the fuck do you think we are still here at home you absolute fail bob?

And yes, no difference. If you have 300 mil or 3 big, it makes no difference unless you want to mingle in monaco amongst the yacht crowd

You do that once, just to see it. Then you come back to here, where retards like you try to tell me what's up? Learn.

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What are you gonna do? Get angry at us again? Oh my fucking sides.

Yes. And when I get angry you might have a different experience here on this chan let alone investing.

They had it easy. The memes about shaking hands and getting jobs was true.

My dad told me he got a sales job in the 1980s just by walking in and asking for a job. He made 100k his first year. And this was 1981 keep in mind.

They had the world on a string and an incredible amount of selfish decisions sold our generation down the river. And the single most frustrating part is they have no clue what they did.

>Next fail... boomers means anti crypto
How is that a "fail"?? Try to make sense, brainlet.
>why the fuck do you think we are still here at home
Literally what the fuck does that have to do with anything?

>And yes, no difference. If you have 300 mil or 3 big, it makes no difference unless you want to mingle in monaco amongst the yacht crowd
My POINT was getting enoigh quickly to be able to retire DOES matter so you won't have to be an employer's bitch as long. Absolute idiot.

>learn
how to be a retard? No thanks.

The sheer disrespect of a bunch of incapable know nothings ...

>they have no clue what they did.
they literally don't even feel bad about things because they're into their exit strategy and don't see how bad they made it. They have no idea.

Yeah thanks for the 225 trillion debt and unpayable liabilities gramps. See you real soon.

Scary!

>literally handed down the greatest economy the world has ever seen
>squanders it all on boomer yatchs, rv's, cruises, houses, cars, social services, etc
>we boomers are why you are even here on this board
Yes, we are here because you left us a decrepit corpse for an economy and the only way the average millennial can make it today is gambling on shitcoins. thanks boomers, thanks a lot you senile locust.

Off yourself. You are unwanted. Your kids and their kids are disappointed in you.

Ikr? Fucking boomers are trash.