Okay, listen. I'm in DEEP shit. I need A LOT of cash, ASAP (around 30k USD). I have until 10.01.2019 to get it...

okay, listen. I'm in DEEP shit. I need A LOT of cash, ASAP (around 30k USD). I have until 10.01.2019 to get it. I'll be in the ground either way but at least I'll save my loved ones. What is the FASTEST way to get that kind of cash? Bitcoin?? Gamling?? My starting budget is 700 USD. Please fucking give me some advice please...

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What in the world have you done?

This first greentext then I give you some answers

normies make the weirdest larp threads

BitMex. 100x leverage. Pump all in at 1k or sub.

'nough said

>take life insurance that benefits your loved ones
>tell whoever is after you that you've done this and your loved ones will pay them
>die

Which broker do you use?

Fucking retard

Run away retard

You got me there, user

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Go on an online Casino, Put 700$ on black 21, problem solved.

Getting a job, Dropshipping, renting out Airbnbs, for ex trading but that's basically gambling, fleeing and the accumulating money elsewhere

Good luck user

Just kill your self and then everyone you love before the Mexican cartel (or whatever danger you are larping) can do it.

Come back and haunt them with your ghost family.

???????

Profit

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Make money by fuck prostitute

just take out as many loans as you can and flee the country

Step one-buy a good pair of knee pads. I know you need money but your a not going to want to cheap out on this part.
Step two-relax the jaw
Step three-cup my balls

30k? take a fucking loan you moron

I'd suggest kneepads

You do understand that people who need money that desperately are often not approved for loans right?

Can you simplify this for a literal retard ? I have 3 ETH lying around that I don't see going anywhere.. I want to do something crazy.