It Can't be That Bad

can it?

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BEEP BEEP X 10000000000000000(repeat)

why do you all want to work at mcdonalds?

its a good opportunity to meet people/make connections. Especially if you work drive thru

good opportunity to fuck 5-7/10 17-21 aged girls (they won't be too hot as those ones were intelligent enough to work at the mall) if you're hot

easy as shit to work your way to assistant/general manager where you can make 30k

choose your specialty based on your personality before management chooses for you. If you're social, do drive thru, if you want isolation work on table/board, always make yourself appear busy or they'll ask you to sweep

stay away from all managers/the vicinity if somebody fucks up the bathroom with shit/vomit

Honestly in 2019 fast food is such a garbage choice. Do they still pay minimum wage? You can work at a warehouse for $16 an hour nowadays, or do security

>Honestly in 2019 fast food is such a garbage choice. Do they still pay minimum wage? You can work at a warehouse for $16 an hour nowadays, or do security
a jack in the box near me starts people at 13/hour. Chickfila is 15/hour

>hey user, the toilet has a major chunker clogging it, gonna need you to sort that our
>Sure thing Jimmy
>555-plu-mber
>Yea I need a plumber, contact Jimmy when you get here
>sure thing boss

Problem solved.

>good opportunity to fuck 5-7/10 17-21 aged girls (they won't be too hot as those ones were intelligent enough to work at the mall) if you're hot
Yeah, good opportunity if you're not a person who posts on this board.

>Chickfila is 15/hour
Christianity wins again.

Dude trades lmao

Hey I'm a sofware engineer making high in the high 100k's but I'm bored as fuck on the weekends with no way to meet people. Would it be worth it to pick up a side weekend wagie job at one of these restaurants or just become a barista or some shit? Would a place even hire me if I only worked weekends? I'd probably only do it for a few months max for pure entertainment and social reasons.

LMFAO

fuck my shit up I formatted my post wrong.

i just made the pajeet manager at burger king make me a new burger because the first one i got serverd was shit. then i went his bathroom and shit everywhere except in the toilet

fug it hurts

is this board full of uneducated NEET losers or what? wtf is you guys deal with working min wage jobs

there's more than one company in the world you know

No. Cool classy places need you to be a professional staff member (think upscale steak houses), and trashy places aren't worth your time.

I've worked in a couple of casual dinning places when I was younger and to be honest it's not bad.

It gets tedious and it's often a long time on your feet, but it's not difficult work.

It can actually be pretty fun depending on the people you work with.

but would those places hire some geeky tech worker with no retail experience who only wants to work weekends?

It's pretty fun and comfy, desu. The only that sucks about it is taking home ~$280 a week. That will make you want to kill yourself.

i was a barista for a while and it's not worth it

have sex

don't lie to the kid, fast food jobs are the absolute definition of shit jobs. There can be upsides about the job, like when I worked at burger king the guys I worked with were cool and I made friends that way. And we had a lot of good times, I have a lot of good memories. But the job itself is absolute shit.

true and checked

You werent embarrased to hit on chicks while working in a fucking fast food place?

I think you underestimate the difficulty involved. If you just work weekends you're not going pick up things fast enough, and things you learn aren't going to stick. You might start to piss off the managers if you're too slow, and you'll very quickly not want to work there anymore.

I recommend some volunteer stuff instead.

Hey user, we can't afford outside plumbers or even the right equipment, so you're gonna have to unclog the toilet with your bare hands
You're okay with that right? You're a team player aren't you???

checked

Pigs in shit like other pigs in shit and aren't embarrassed to be in shit

(There was a university student doing compsci at the time I was working at McDonald's, he'd been there longer than me and just did weekend shifts. He struggled worse than me)

>easy as shit to work your way to assistant/general manager where you can make 30k
>you can make 30k

>I don't
>understand
>how green text
>works

I heard it in my sleep for weeks

This guy gets it

You're more likely to find a new job as a software engineer than finding a job at a restaurant or coffee shop.

I used to work as a security guard through uni and loads of guys there had professional jobs and just did crowd control on the side for the fun of it. It's honestly a pretty enjoyable job if you're a social person, and the pay isn't bad at all for what it is. I only worked Friday and Saturday nights and I was paid $30/hr.

as a customer its annoying af

Anyone able to Identity the equipment in the image? How the fuck do I make a hamburger and deep fry potato sticks. Is the microwave there for when i bring my pack lunch? Where do I sit down?

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Former McWagie here.

The left is the hamburger assembling station . The right is the deepfrier and freezer. Middle back is the drink station .

>Where do I sit down
Lol. We're not paying you to sit wagie.

Honnestly McDonald's showed me a vision of a future I didn't want to live and I got my shit together because of it. Start looking for another job the second you start though . Like the other anons said the beeping will drive you insane and it's really a job for teenagers and third worlders

Buy SNTVT and save yourself.

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>two year tech diploma
>4 year apprentice ship
>still chronically unemployed

fml.

We are just that autistic. I got a part time job at radioshack after i graduated with a biochemistry degree from a top 5 university.

HOLY CHECKED

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Checked toilet time user

Fpbp. Never worked there and would rather dig ditches for a living.

>not making the best of a situation and practicing your game for when you're released from fast food hell

better to just be a complacent good goy huh?

yeah its cool if you like working with niggers