I live in apartment. It's sometimes shady. Where is a good place to hide my silver?

kek

buy some dragon dildos
fill a bag with them
put the silver at the bottom (or under the bag)

Stick the silver in your ass and put the dragon dildos in a fireproof safe

he should make a plug out of the silver and really give that boipucci a workout

melt it all down into a pumpkin shape and put it out with a bunch of other pumpikins as a display

>pumpikins

>pumpikins

Buy a sailboat and put it in the boat

this man has a family.

Get one of these and hide it between a hollowed out book.

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find a vent in your apartment that has a 90 degree bend close to the opening of the vent take the vent off and place the silver behind that 90 degree bend so even if you look in the vent it's hidden around the corner. I used to do this to hide money in the house but after breaking bad I stopped since it was common knowledge for awhile there but nowadays I think most people forgot about this

Put it all in a small lock box, and hide it all under the sink, under all your cleaning shit.

hide it in an educational institution

No country for old men did this as well.

how about the freezer?

That's .. actually a really good idea.

thanks lad

I once tapped a gold coin behind my calendar.

Sub zero temps turn silver to tungsen no bieno mang

Lead, not tungsten. Did you fail 1st grade chemical atomics?

Stuff it in your mattress bro. Like rip a hole in your actual mattress, put the silver in it, then sew it back up.

hardware walllet

Unironically go to an isolated part of woods/forest and bury it

>neighborhood kids smash it on the ground

The dildos will be worth more than the silver and stolen.

>Alchemy

If you’re renting you can’t buy a tactical wall so I would suggest a safe if it’s for roommates and burglars. If it’s just for burglars and you trust your roommates best place would be to hide it in empty food boxes and cans in the pantry. Also you could buy some ice cream, vacuum seal the silver melt the ice cream, place the silver on the bottom of the container and place it back in the fridge. Some people have done with this with frozen meat too. Whichever works.

In your trash can under the trash bag. No one will think to look in the literal trash for something valuable.

Buy an old boxy tube tv, hollow it out except the front glass, get a nice sturdy wood box & glue it inside the tv, place the tv in your closet or somewhere it wont be easily noticed but if noticed wont arouse suspicion, have a story on hand if it is noticed " hey user whats with the old tv?" (Oh that old thing, was the tv i had in my old house when i moved out so took it with me, it stopped working though after a month so i just threw it in there and forgot about it) lastly don't forget about it and throw it out one day when your house cleaning

Actually, don't sew it up, just fuck the hole a few times and make sure to cum all over the rim so everyone thinks it's just your fuckhole

Searching "freezer" and "money" on google turns up a lot of results, which suggest this place of hiding is pretty common.

Get creative then. That's all I can tell you. Maybe just walk around the whole place and see what you end up thinking about.

>pumpikins
hey, thats my pet name for my gf!

Make dime sized coins out of it and mark an M on each one. Then get a box and label it "monopoly money hard mode" since the coins will be small people will just think they are fake dimes.

I have a hole in the wall behind the mirror over my bathroom sink. The mirror has some extra hooks to make it feel pretty solid and attached. I keep all my valuables back there.

based

Hope you enjoy them downsizing, using their new money to afford a spree of vacations, then downsizing again to afford a classic car because their financial advisers told them it was safe to do so and they really didn't need all that space since the kids moved out a long time ago.

This. Hiding the silver in plain sight is the only way
>ayo tyrone check it, its shiney
>naw nigga they just pumpkins
>awww shiit nigga, you right you right

Hide them bitches in the bottom of a dirty laundry. My bro had such a shit ex-wife that when they were married he hid her birthday gifts in the bottom of HER laundry, and figured if she ever got to the bottom of that she deserved the gifts early.

Slovenly bitch never found them.

There's always money in the pumpikin patch

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Top kek bruh

make full silver body armor, wear it to work

my nigger thinking like walter white now haha

rent a lockbox at your local bank.

make a custom power extension cord where the conductor is your silver instead of copper

Hahaha "wow, why do all this guys steaks weigh 20lbs?"

LOL
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Holy fuck this thread is pure gold. I mean silver. OP, put it all in your septic tank, the water is still clean so you can just grab it out, and the nogs might not look in the toilet

>november 2006
cool. that's one theft in 13 years.
last year, 1,401,840burglaries happened in the us alone