A woman coworker texted me

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congrats on HR violation

It's a trap, stupid.
She's trying to sue the company for sexual harassment after you show her your gross wiener.

>woman

Be ready to lose your job and get into a judicial battle if you respond.
She may not be after your job, and she may not want to file a false rape charge on you, but be ready for it.

So what should I say?

Nice. Invite her to the liquor store to pick up a bottle.

Just don't respond

send the weiner pic with a knife in youre other hand
if shes DTF, you get easy puss
if shes not, she never contacts HR as you know she was the one to snitch

>"hey user, i'm going to coachella with chad tomorrow, can you cover my shift? thanks"

This, you are a busy chad with a lot going on. Maybe get back to her in a day or two or when she texts you again.

Say you just got a lot of scratch off tickets and ask if she wants to help you scratch them

You got insta-friendzoned. If she really likes you, she would call you instead

What did she say

im gonna try this w/ a girl...

>call
it's past your bedtime, boomer. Nobody calls anymore.

KEK

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ask her how you can make money by fucking her

I can't wait for the followup greentext you write the night you get out of jail and are moved back into your moms basement

>big girl trying to get with me
>go on some dates
>she is solidly 3-5/10 which is same as me
>do some background digging into her
>find pics of her from ~5 years ago, shes a solid 7, hottest girl id have ever dated
w-will she lose weight one day?

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From a guy that got fired for a woman reporting me to HR for harassing her when all I did was try to ignore her entirely, don't do it user

No. She's already past her prime

The best advice here. Yet, you uncles are too dumb to realize.

Now what?

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based

based and autismpilled

Godspeed

>What?

Lmao friendzoned af. You better say “sorry wrong person”

>Skull emoji x3

nice work OP, nice work

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“Hey herman, Chad blew my back out last night and you’re the biggest pushover I know, can you disregard anything you had going on and be my little bitch?”

You have to be at least 18 to post here, kid.

kek

Its a trap, OP.
She just wants to sue you for harassment.

Lmao your name is Herman? Are you a 30 year old black man with an aunt named Jemima?

>No girl has ever texted me
le sigh

>former qt coworker gave me her phone number for “career advice”
>she has a boyfriend
I’ve wrote like 6 drafts

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Kek

Nothing.

Wtf!??!!
Why did you listen to these faggots?

Get her a treadmill for her bday.

>Not liking fat chicks

Get a load of this low test cuck

>herman

Christ, I'd give up on fucking any woman that wasn't a prostitute if that was my name

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ehhh you know it MON

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I died

Rape her!

top fucking kek

When she was hot there is a 99% chance she got deep creampied multiple times by many men all better looking than you, some of them probably black. Now that she is fat, used up and well past her prime she finally gave you your turn. How does that feel user?

>OP starts flirting
>gets fired and sued for sexual harassment

>The Tales of Herman and Jessica
post more

Tell her to send feet pics and that you want to sniff her farts.

Start looking for another job. This won't end well.

fucking idiot redditors on nu-Jow Forums, he is USING A FAKE TEXT GENERATOR, it's obvious from the font and I don't even use iShit products, how gullible can you be?

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Let the zoomers enjoy their epic meme facebook post, it's the only joy they have in life

based. you know what to do next right? send her a pic of your dic. women love it when we do that.

based
>you don't get into trouble by giving a roastie potential future paper trail ammunition to use against you
AND
>you gain the mysterious albeit temporary aura of CHAD

>qt 8/10 bar lady tries hitting on me
>she wiggles her ass against me and calls my name softly
>going to make a move and ask her number
>she says she has to think about it

she was just fucking fake hitting up on me so I would come back every week and spend money on drinks. FUCK WHORES

Absolutely baste put me in the screencap

This

This is the part where you don't be autistic and sell it with a joke like "Well I figured with that kinda luck, you're overdue to win one and we could split it 50/50 jess! lol!' She will reply "LMAO HERMAN!", and then you just keep up not being autistic until you fuck her.

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from what I see, she literally wants you to work instead of her

Now this is the type of content I like to read, absolutely based OP

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No because she resigned herself to being a fat piece of shit and you clearly haven't. Either take the disgusting pussy you can get because you're also disgusting, improve yourself, or kill yourself.