/smg/ - Smoking Market General

sometime it nice for just smoke whole siggy in one rip and feel numb

Popular brokers:
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Some basic stock market terminology:
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(Please don’t use the N-word and remember to thank your januaries!)
Free advanced charting tools:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/
finscreener.com/

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php
ThinkorSwim

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>javcl.com/slender/
>heh, nice touch

Stock screener
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Members of the Thieves Guild:

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=BiBYJfoNVJQ
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you can't smoke the whole cigarette in one rip... i've been smoking for years, and unless you add an accelorent to it... not going to happen.

nigger

the best numbness comes from like an orgasm, or a cigarette, or some heroin.

You just have pussy lungs. If you cant smoke a whole carton in one puff you arent a real smoker

All time highs by November

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Thank you Januaries!

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All of those ass exercises.

why did this make me hard omg am I a creep

When is the big one happening? I'd like to know so I can take my money out of the market beforehand. Thanks in advance!

CRASH TODAY

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One year from now when everyone least expects it

You think it'll happen BEFORE the election?

has to, otherwise trump gets another term

I was just thinking the exact opposite:
If it looks like Warren is winning by a landslide, the street panics and gets the fuck out.

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I hate working out indoors I dunno how people do it

i dunno i diidn't find her attractive at all, am i gay?

Fuck farmers desu senpai

warren doesn't have a chance, she can't debate trump.... i mean i'd love to watch her try, but she doesn't have a foreign policy.... i guess her policy can be fuck trump is wrong, lets bend over and take it, but she's not the girl that can articulate that to the constituents

No but she also wasn’t wearing very revealing clothes and she was actually exercising not doing thot shit

i mean if it comes down to warren vs trump in the general, warren won't win... she can't get the black vote, she can't win primaries in southern states... she'll never win the primary so this is a bull shit argument to be having in the first place. Cory Booker will surge, and get way more attention as the time comes. I told you guys.

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she looks like a midget. what is she like 5' 3"

The us isnt ready for a bald president. Not gonna happen.

Why don't these windows have screens?

Also I bet like once a day a bird crashes into those windows.

BLCKN

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lmao nice bait

A warren sanders ticket would crush trump pence.

As far as debating, trump didn't do the greatest with Clinton with only one clear win. Warren understanding of geopolitics far exceeds Trump.

i don't have a 2nd story window and birds crash in my bed with me from time to time.

I'm just developing a "what could trigger the great crash of 2020/1"
>booker
kekkies you don't really believe he has a shot, do you?
delta three? Three doves? Seething anime girl?

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>A warren sanders ticket would crush trump pence.
you don't get the black vote with that ticket, you need carmella harris or booker on that ticket, two progressives.... you're fucked.

>Warren understanding of geopolitics far exceeds Trump.
her domestic policy sure as hell is great too. might as well buy my mexican casa now.

The black vote doesn't matter and it never did. They don't vote that much to matter. Trump will get like 1/3 of the vote. Warren is going to landslide.

Good lord. Will that be enough to summon The Bear, or will we have to wait for the alt-right armed insurrection?

The alt right hates white women, thinks marriage is a scam, but wants an Asian qt 3.14. They aren't a threat.

spaghetti

I went to sleep and woke up and ya'll filled up TWO threads on a Sunday Afternoon
usually we have a single thread last us all day Sunday into Monday morning

what happened? are we at 3000 yet?

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Sounds like you're describing Jow Forums, minus the LARPs, insects, and brown people.

I was thinking more of the stormfront/infowars folks.

desu I think everyone consciously or subconsciously understands that Trump's re-election chances will be primarily affected by whether or not the economy holds until election day, which is why there are so many conspiracy theories about it.

Baggy, what's your discord?

God damn I hope your a brown person. To be anti trump now basically means you hate whites. Its literally over for this country if he doesn’t get re-elected and even if he does its still unlikely we’ll survive.

They don't want to wagie on Monday plus futures aren't really sure which way to go.

Oh come now. We survived eight years of Obama. I think we can survive eight years of Elizabeth Warren.

Pro-Tulsi is pro-white
Anti-Tulsi is anti-white and anti-American

ty
is there anything good in the entire last thread or is it all fluff posts?

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Lately the quality of smg has gone up. I think it is becoming the best of biz. Though it is a lot to read through.

it's just... he's so fat and retarded it's kind of a bummer. I'd be happier with a prez pence, but I'm fucking freaking out if we get like a prez cumilla (and I'm guessing so will the global economy)

>inb4 never gonna happen
Yeah that's what I think. BUT I also thought we'd have a president Jeb so what the fuck do I know.

>she was actually exercising not doing thot shit

Thot exercises for large round ass gains.

it's like 10x our normal Sunday volume to fill up 2.5 threads, so I assumed that some kind of Armageddon was occurring
we haven't had a Sunday this thick all year
guess it's just a follow up to Friday

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Trump's shitpost was after the close, so futures were a lot to digest. Also user figured out that most posters were roleplaying heh.

everyone was angryposting and there was a mod in the thread fighting with baggie. How unusual, I think a lot of people must have been checking in to gauge sentiment before tomorrow's open

what fucking mod?

oh wait nvm I just went back to screenshot it and realized it was a green Jow Forums pass clover not a purple mod one. oops

Bed time. Gotta wage tomorrow. Hope my vanguard margin application is approved. Must buy more etsy.

Goodnight.

GOLD staying conformably at its new level. Thanks Jow Forums

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The metal or Barrick?

>taliban found new revenue source in methamphetamine
>found they could substitute a mountain bush as an ingredient instead of OTC cold and flu meds
Holy shit... are they even beating us at cooking meth?

The metal fuck barrick for taking that ticker

I don’t know man my barrick is doing well and it pays me a divvy, unlike good which you have to pay to hold, store, or rent via ETF.

Unlike gold*

Golden bulls arrived for futures

when gold goes up, all gold miners go up...
I'm in GDX for stock.
For actual metal, physical gold and silver.

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Oooooohhhhhh
youtube.com/watch?v=BiBYJfoNVJQ

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wow futures are still going straight up
golden crab confirmed

How the hell did this guy get into Jump Trading?

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We’ve got green on the screen folks

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Traveling in Eastern Europe most with a stack of SPY calls that are in a bad way, will be funny as fuck if these moon today. My American bearfreinds are gonna be in for a rude awakening, after all.

futures are up though. maybe it's not as bad?

Futures are up because Trump says that China is ready to come to the table. It’s this stupid cycle of bullshit lies again.

It seemed like over the weekend 90% of stocktwits, plebbit, investing.com pajeet forum, and /smg/ were collectively heavy in shorts. Today we begin the march to ATH. I scaled in to SPY calls Thurs-Fri last week. So far so good for me.

yeah, that's what's happening right now. i agree. just look at the markets, they're jumping up and down like crazy. it's just a matter of time until the trade war escalates and losses occur on both sides.

No way we can be green at open no way man .

BEAR FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

fxstreet.com/news/china-foreignmin-not-aware-of-us-china-weekend-phone-calls-201908260726

>China’s Foreign Ministry Spokesman Geng said that they are not aware of US-China weekend phone calls.

The USA is talking bullshit about having China on the line. Trump saw the futures market and he caved.

He CAVED.

What a fat fucking pussy.

Just a couple hours now until they start to wake up in the US

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love reading angry bear comments at a time like this

>"this is no fair, this is manipulation, markets should be down 5% REEEEEEEEEEEEE"
it's cute

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It’s a sign from God to just kill myself.

The Chinese know now that all they need to do to defeat Trump is to tariff him first. He'll cave.

FUTURES

MY FUCKING PUTS

>he shorted the bottom
every fucking time bears believe in the crab

is forex a meme?

ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING

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BEARS BTFO

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Yes

new futures candle, very red
new 5tb chapter leaks, very cute

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why?

PLOT TWIST

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>Chinese deny phone calls

Bears suddenly acting like the communist dictatorship is a beacon of honorable diplomacy beyond such outright lies.

FACTS DONT MATTER. HYPOTHETICALS ARE WORTH MORE THAN THE TRUTH.

BELIEVE IN THE MANGO, PROVEN PATHOLOGICAL LIAR

Best take

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Bulls acting as if a deranged, DOW obsessed boomer is a reliable source of information.

He fucking caved. He threatened to do something, and he caved. He's done it a few times now. Trump is the boy who cried wolf.

lots of people getting mad
lots of people getting snibbed
and the week hasn't even started yet
it's going to be a fun one

a little bit of HEAT to spice things up right at the end of summer.Remember to get all your August/September grilling plans lined up... I've got some pork in the fridge that's going to get lit up with the sunrise

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Do you guys think there is facial recognition software that determines if someone is lying or not?

>futures

Just Friday it started of slightly red, went green, then tanked hard the rest of the day. You can’t predict any of this shit on a day by day basis

well the beginning was Powell in the Hole, no one expected the Spanish Inquisition later

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!

prepare for red day

This used to be a predictably good general. What the fuck happened? You girls are worse than the crypto babbies now. Seriously stop acting like little bitches.

Its never going to happen. Too many people expecting it.

The market is driven by Tweets and headlines now.

Get used to it.