Boom boom clap!
We are we are Walmart!
Boom boom clap!
Boom boom clap!
Lucas Cruz
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Ryan Smith
surely this has to be illegal to make employees sing and dance and shit.
Chase Morales
Was that before or after the mass shooting
Bentley Robinson
El Paso?
Joshua Kelly
Places you would see this shit: North Korea. China. USA.
Christopher Robinson
This is what caused it
Jacob King
> Boom boom clap
Can i help you sir?
Jacob Martinez
How long before white collar wagies will be forced into these shenanigans? They seem to think they are above it but it’s simply a matter of the house slave being above the field slave.
James Clark
Japan is really big on this too.
Kayden Moore
You gotta admit the guy wrote a pretty catchy tune. It’s kind of infectious with that melody and the stomp claps.
Austin Cook
Matthew Sanders
Will the future look back on us and call this tortune? Inhumane? Or will it be like watching the emotionless puppets from the silent era dancing around strangely?
Benjamin Brooks
These are the comfiest threads.
Luke Baker
This was after it. It was the Walmart memorial dance to honor the victims.
Nathan Carter
>mfw i see this shit in my local walmart
>irl shitposting: activated
>walk up to the fat middle aged dude right in the middle
>ask him very loudly if he can help me find my son, he went missing in the toy aisle maybe 5 minutes ago
>whole line falters, the dude doesnt know whether to keep going or help me
>negress next to him goes 'some bitch' under her breath, drops her arms
>dude at the beginning of the corporate conga line is still dancing, doesnt realise everyone else stopped
>gets through a whole other boom boom clap all by himself
>i just walk away
Wagies:
[ ] Learn
[X] Never Learn
Leo Garcia
>implying this wont remain peak comedy for generations, like the original 'Who's On First'
Anthony Robinson
I thought my job's non-optional photoshoots were bad but my god
Jonathan Allen
>A&F?
Ethan Cooper
Carson Rivera
Nah. Did you see American Factory? The chinks actually brought american workers in their country and made them sing and dance on stage like monkeys lol.
Dominic Price
chainlink will ensure we see this in mere months
Michael Garcia
Fucking based
Cameron Long
Charles Hall
Extremely inhumane.
Gabriel Lee
They make our office people do stretches and shit before work unpaid
Zachary Ortiz
> implaen its not here yet
In walmart you can be sure noone will make you dance in your off time.
If you work in office, god forbid you dont retweet that massive piece of news. Oh, and that shit has to be done by Monday. You dont need to come to the office in the weekend, we know you can work from home.
I bet walmart drones never get urgent emails from their ceo in Taiwan who tells them to go unload a truck by morning.