I’m a loan shark

What’s up faggots

This is easiest way of making money. I loan money to brainlets, with 15-20% monthy intrest. With 10.000€ loaned I get 1500-2000€ a month literally doing nothing except collecting money. Is it legal? Of course not. But anyways, 100x better then crypto or stock market

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What if they don't pay?

Organs are more valuable than the initial loan, so if anything he makes even more money when they don't pay.

OP is lending to ghetto niggers or trailer trash that will never ever pay him back lmao

Seriously though how do you realistically get your money back being a 19 year old loser skeleton like vitalik with ghetto nigger fantasies?

I would also like to hear more.

are you constantly being exposed to life threatening situations that's what I imagine you must do to get your money back

Pls dont break my legs mr shekelstein, I paid my student loan payment for the month

You don't unless you're a member of the 'Ndrangheta or any other criminal organization

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Ok I will explain. I’m not alone, I’m part of local group. In our town, there is criminal piramid. One guy is at the top. We are lucky to have one guy who’s uncle is very close to top of the piramid so we are allowed to do this any many more activities which I don’t want to talk about.

About the business:
Example: guy borrows 500€. Thats the principal, interest is 15% so it’s 75€. He’s payin 75€ each month until has 500€ to give back. So basically, he returns 1000€ for 6 months. Loan sometimes lasts for years.

It’s not that hard for him to pay 75€ each month and save his ass till next month.

If he chooses not to pay or show off we just increase his interest to 10% DAILY until he pays. In the end, everybody has to pay. Usually parents and families pays. Sad but that’s the cost of having degenerate gambler in your house.

In the end: It’s not ethical it’s illegal but money’s good.

How do you even advertise this shit? Where do you find clients?

Not OP butI had a friend who was a loan shark and if they didn't pay anything in 3 months he'd go to their house with a buddy and they'd rape the dude in his ass, take a bunch of pictures, and threaten to leak them on the internet or send them to his family and shit if he didn't pay in a month. They almost always payed up.
These are ghetto trash basketball americans and they always pay because they don't want their "homies" to know they got their cheeks taken. Pretty dark stuff, but that's the criminal world for you.

Are payday lenders legal in the EU? Do you have legal competitors?

>basketball americans
but what if he waits behind the door with only shootgun for company?

>Sad but that’s the cost of having degenerate gambler in your house.

a lot of happy fucking wanders in this world

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Hey Normie.

You'd be surprised how often these dudes will just open the door and let dudes into their homes on a whim, especially since they technically "know" them.

Kek
>tfw i genuinely would not care if my butt was raped and photos leaked

If this is all they do i might as well scam these

I don’t even have to. In my town number of gamblers/junkies is equivalent to number of population. They are always in need of money.

that's why when you are loan sharking you gotta choose your mark. You don't loan money to people who have nothing to lose or don't care; you pick people with a reputation they want to keep. Doesn't matter what reputation it is; as long as you can exploit them by threatening them you will always have a means to collect your debt in the end.

It's why loan sharks don't lend money to that random hobo on the street. It's not about finding an easy mark; it's about finding on that you can make pay no matter what.

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Very virtuous career sir. Imagine boasting about this crap for validation on a Siberian yak milking forum.

>no

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Has anyone ever tried to kill you while you were collecting OP?

didnt wonga go out of business because gubmint said they were unethical or some shit and they let people who borrowed money to never pay it back (legally)

He probably doesn't even want them to pay him back, he just wants an excuse to break their legs.

They rape the shotgun too, that poor shotgun, it can never be married now.

I can help you legalize all your money through an offshore LLC. @iluvwf on telegram. I'll charge ofcourse.

How big is your organisation?

whos responsibility is it to get a boner? do you makd him fluff you too if yr not in the mood

I do these numbers via p2p lending and its totally legal.

>tfw I ''scammed'' most of those lenders before leaving the UK
easiest £8k of my life

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