/smg/ - Smoke More General

REFR edition

Popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

Some basic stock market terminology:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ
(Please don’t use the N-word and remember to thank your januaries!)
Free advanced charting tools:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/
finscreener.com/

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php
ThinkorSwim

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>javcl.com/slender/
>heh, nice touch

Stock screener
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

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Thank you Januaries!

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It amuses me that you even post on here while slinging loot of that magnitude.

is economics a meme degree? i also have this problem that economics is a very broad term. i know it is what i want to study, but not the specific degree. what are the best economics degrees?

is that Interactive Brokers?

You think that is such big gains that it's IB? I'm only 25 and I feel like I don't have shit

IBS is rough I hear

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Mint chocolate chip and French vanilla are the top two.

>turbo shit
Just swap an LS in there, kid.

wait, why should IB be only for richfags? i don't understand your question, user

Buy WKHS before it's too late for monster gains friends. AMDCHADS you already know.

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What a boring day.

wtf dont create a new thread before 310

Seriously guys, I have one play that can make money easily you have 30 minutes to accrue 5 (You)’s I want you guys to make money seriously.

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Why make a thread when the other has not even hit a bump limit? Board visitors need to be executed

Didnt get my slice of dpz
missed the 225 window

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Faggot OP wanted to shill his shit stock
Lets bump the other one's limit before posting here

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I want money

Eh fuck it 2 is fine good luck getting a decent fill
PAGS 52.50 9/20 call GO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY IS EVERYTHING STILL GREEN YOU GUYS SAID IT WAS GONNA BE RED SO I COULD KEEP SHORTING THE MARKET WHAT THE HELL!

Its my money and I WANT IT NOW

You got snibbed next time your try to time the market don't. No matter how apparently obvious it is.

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those commercials were so much better than the opera ones

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50% USMV
10% TMF
25% NEED
15% TQQQ

What does /smg/ think?

I copied this bet I saw on WSB. It seems like a good plan if you don’t think the trade war will happen. The premiums on these contracts seem pretty fair and they should double as long as no more trade war shenanigans happens.

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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .88%, not amazing but what a surprisingly boring and low volatility day. I was expecting some crazy shit, looks like we just have to wait.

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Checked.

If only some high IQ user warned you not to buy LCI two weeks ago when it was being shilled by LCIguy...

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SNAP calls are amazing. shame you all ignored me.

I’m up 22%, but thats just a little more than I lost friday

Up 5.37% ($1,203). Looks like PHUN finally stopped being gay. Dumped half of my holdings just in case it resumes being gay tomorrow.

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I was posting snibbity snabs all weekend, bud. You and the other doomers didn't want to listen. It was recession confirmed and all on fire blahblah.

Beauty of a day. +6% overall and what appears to be higher low confirm trend reversal on dude weed lmao Cresco Labs (+10.5%).

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i really dont recommend brokers you can just buy stuff online, like for example if you want to buy @telecoin just go to LAtoken and you can buy them with zero commission

Not me :) I actually appreciate the user last week who noticed the option movement in Oct calls and snapped up some for 19 strike very interested to see how they pay off after the strange pump today

Up 4.12%

1 mini pizza

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+0.77% on a upro/tmf. More boring than writing calls, but eh.

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Snibbin and snabbin

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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JNJ mooning

Maybe you just picked the wrong stocks, kid. Me? I'll be losing money all week long.

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Based and divvy pilled.

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Is the verdict in yet?

Which dividends can you grab at a discount? ABBV and MO are said to be heavily undervalued by Dividends Sensei, but what else?

>JNJ

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Monsieur, we presume you mean the Pepper Pal's 6" Pepperoni Pizza served with choice of side and a drink?

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yes, the judgement ($527m) was less than expected.

Did LCI guy leave his mortal coil? Hes been afk for awhile...

>Judge rules against JNJ
this fucking queer.
But it's going to pop in the short term, there could've been 10's of billions at stake, this was for that 572 mil.

>someone sold from the verdict to hit my limit buy at 125.9
kek
REEEE WHY DID I HAVE IT SET TO BUY ONLY 1 SHAAAAARE!!!!

Hello fren, I had a good day today. But I'm nervous of an after hours development.

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dat was me

Green on every timeframe. Forged in crypto, bred in penny stocks, bow to the new king of /smg/. You guys better get used to this, you're gonna be seeing a lot of me around here.

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thats pretty small
Ill have to get 2

what the fook 125

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wew. imagine getting hit for half a billion and breathing a sigh of relief. congrats JNJ bulls. I wouldn't touch last week due to headline risk.

Did anyone else DO anything today?
Your charts are nice, but lets see those buys and sells!

Me:
>got the fuck out of Kohls for a minor profit
>Sold some index (SCHG) at a minor loss
>Sold some 1 share positions that I DGAF about
>DCA'd down on JNJ, but I really should've fucking bought more
>Bought some more GOLD (Barrick) on the dip
Feeling niiiiice and REEEEEEEEEtarded

I'm only up 8 fucking dollars on JNJ, feeling like shit for not buying more.

IT'S DIVIDEND ROYALTY, recession resistant, a great American company that can weather trade headwinds (little Xina exposure). WHY HAVEN'T WE ALL BEEN BUYING THE FUCK OUT OF THE DIP?!

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no idea but he must be glad to buy cheap LCI. LCI is only a long term hold-gamble if you buy at those levels (you should be holding minimum 6 months and not be afraid of a potential 40% drawdown). but that fucker was apparently shilling LCI since 15$ so his opinion doesn't matter.

earnings tomorrow. may pump or dump

He hasn't left, he's just taken off his trip.

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>He doesn't YOLO market buy and sell single shares of them 3x leveraged ETFs
not gunna make it

Forgot pic I was so giddy

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OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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SDYL

I refrained from selling CRM today like I had plan on doing. I did sell half of my PHUN shares today though with the intention of buying it back cheaper if/when it dumps tomorrow.

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What a weird and also irrelevant coincidence.

>past reflects the future
Bears are so silly

Yeah, one of VERY few good things about RH: not having to pay $5 to buy one share of a $100+ stock, and trades occur during hours or after hours with no distinction.

Thanks for that, all the unrealized gains mean very little. And you remind me, I forgot that I
>Sold 2/3 of my CRM at $184.20
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
ITS FUCKING WORTH MUCH MORE I SHOULD'VE SOLD AFTER EARNINGS!!!

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>smoke more general
kekkies

What happened to phillip morris today?

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Bought a single share of Lyft today, foot in the door now, we'll see how this goes boy.

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I SET THIS SOOOOO LONG AGO!!!

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I got 4k to put into some dividend stocks and leave them there for years.

Any recommendations? Was looking at IIPR, for example.

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>but that fucker was apparently shilling LCI since 15$ so his opinion doesn't matter
It's still dumping. Glad I went with Tevanons shilling instead.

Are you stupid?

Yes

i literally fucking hate myself. why in the fucking hell can i not ever fucking commit to the early morning dip on monday's? ITS LIKE FUCKING CLOCKWORK and always recovers 2-3% throughout the day.

Like today, watching a particular stock-- at open, it dropped 3%, down from another 2% on friday... had the fucking impulse to fucking go ALL IN. Talk myself out of it because I really don't fucking know. Then sit here all fucking day watching it steadily rise like i knew it would. HOW THE FUCK DO I CORRECT THIS THINKING?>@#^>#Q$&Y

Buy high and sell low, the classic Jow Forums way.

It doesn't have to be all or nothing. If you're uncertain, just put the tip in, bby.

>Did anyone else DO anything today?

Nope. My "moves" were some buys and some holds on Friday. Tiday was all hodl.

fuck you

no because then i make bitch bets that garner jack shit

>no because then i make bitch bets that garner jack shit
You need a bigger account then.

Getting in on Chinese Disney at the ground floor!

These 5 shares gonna put my grandchildren through Super-College

Calm your autism, dude. You're writing like a child on too much sugar.

What is Chinese disney?

(You)

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just frustrated. and no one is telling me how to think the other way and just fucking commit

Every single stock I touch almost never comes back to the price I purchased at!!!

>buy a penny stock thats pumped and dumped for a decent chunk of time for daytrading
>dumps
>delisting from one exchange likely
>sell at a loss since there is likely no chance of a recovery

>investigate non penny stocks in a certain field
>all of them follow a similar pattern
>pick 3 out of like 12 stocks ranging in value (in single to double digit full dollars)
>a price pump happens in said field
>9 go up
>3 go down for no discernible reason
>guess which 3 i happened to own
>2 of the 3 I picked are ones that dump
>price pump stops a little?
>those 2 that dump, dump even more
>price pumps again
>those 2 go stagnant
>price dumps
>1 of those went up later for no discernible reason likely a big buy and goes back down

>buy during a dip when its at its "lowest" and purchases take a while to get fulfilled
>order finally fulfilled
>dumps fast

>sell when its barely pushing with heavy resistance at a bit above breakeven
>suddenly resistance disappears and it goes up significantly

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Honestly what has helped me is making and also losing lots of money. "Lots" being subjective of course.
After awhile it all becomes numbers on a screen. Then you will be able to use your big dick energy to buy those dips.

BPRO is the way to go. Fucking good chinese project. So far not many people buy it but well. Just wait for it niggas

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I have a similiar issue currently have lost money on the stock market when comparing profits and losses including non realized.

i'm up 44% on the year, which is fantastic off 4-5 trades. but holy fucking fuck it could be so much higher if i could just SOMEHOW find a way to listen to myself

Digging this fake Tom petty on the BiliBili CC.

BiliBros ww@?

Think of it this way, would every single trade you failed to act on resulted in a gain? I tend to remember the ones that would have worked out instead of the ones that would have lost.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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Which one of you is this?

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it is possible i'm looking through rose-tinted glasses but having tried to focus on just one or two stocks this year, i feel like more often than not, yeah they would've resulted in a gain. but then again, my buy-action could've resulted in a differentiation than me just watching it and hating myself for potential gains off a non-action

Why is noone talking about the business operater for the future companies? Mitx will be a killer in this sector. Fuck you all who didnt buy. You will cry later so whatever.

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Yes tell us, you can trust.us. We're good round eyes.

Dammit i shouldnt have sold that $4 call. At least i still have another 150