In this thread I'm gonna explain very accurately how every single marine can change his daily routine in order to influence the memetic fields and use the power of intention to make Link moon.
Strap in boys this gonna be gud
HOW TO MAKE LINK MOON AKA HOW TO SHAPE REALITY
Owen Clark
Bentley Edwards
Link will moon by itself. That 4,50 forced Jow Forums shit show was neither welcome nor planned. Quit this nonsense.
Aaron Young
>That 4,50 forced Jow Forums shit show
what do you mean by this?
Landon Richardson
That it was not expected that Jow Forums hypes this to a point that makes it ejaculate prematurely.
David Richardson
So basically you have to do nofap. Yes, semen retention actually works and nolinkers don't want you to know it. That's why shills are always making new threads with lewd women, they are trying to make you lust and masturbate.
DON'T GIVE IN
RETAIN YOUR SEMEN
CHASTITY GIVES YOU POWER OVER THE MEMETIC QUANTUM FIELDS AND LETS YOU MODIFY REALITY WITH YOUR MERE INTENTIONS.
The power on reality grows exponentially the more marines do this. If you want Link to moon every single marine needs to defeat the tentation of lust.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT. BE CHASTE AND THIS SHIT WILL REACH 1000EOY EASILY.
>Pic related
Brayden Reed
biz had nothing to do with 'hyping' link to $4.5
You can thank google and coinbase for that
Ryder Walker
based and nofappilled
Austin Long
No. And you know it.
Just because something shows up on Coinbase doesn't mean people buy it.
It was all that hype you Anons put into it.
Let it rest for a while.
It will be sexy on its own in time.
Luis Nguyen
No it fucking wasn't. Biz has so far had zero influence over the price. The only people we shill it to are other anons on this board. The only thing that pumped it was those big announcements
Sebastian Garcia
this is wrong
you have to charge the sigil daily and visualize 1k EOY in your mind while you cum
David Miller
poon
Carter Thompson
What about sexytime with your waifu?
Mason Clark
Wrong. You really thing the things that get hyped here do not make their way elsewhere? Let alone to people by word of mouth?
Jow Forums did this.
Believe it or not.
And it was too soon.
Let it rest.
Brayden Perry
Sigils are meant to be destroyed not reposted magic tranny. Have sex.
Charles Edwards
You're beyond delusional. Sergey has spent the last 3 years giving speeches and presentations at major conferences and events. He shills to fortune 500 companies. People know about chainlink. The kind of people who have enough money to pump LINK to over a billion dollar marketcap.
This board is a bunch of retards who make memes and larp as insiders. You'd be an absolute fool to believe that biz played any part whatsoever in that pump
Jonathan Gray
Yes. Yet who complain that it is always the same speech and presentation? YOU do. Why do you do it? Because you are a retarded fag that wants to make 1 dollar ro 1 mil in 3 days. Go away please all of you. I am very sorry this project was ever on you radar. Forget about it. Look elsewhere
Jason Scott
If this were true we should try shilling it to those who hasn't bought yet: The low- to average-IQ retards.
My suggestion is we do it the same way the pajeets do it, by posting brappers and milkers.
Jaxon Martinez
>projecting this hard
Jason Brooks
Link can't moon anymore. The market knows that when it pumps above $2.50, it can expect a guaranteed 700k sell off. Even if they are done dumping, which they aren't, any pumps will stop themselves because they will be anticipating the dump.
Ryan Hernandez
>Disgusting pointy elbows
>Gross chunky fat thighs
>Vomit worthy tattoos
Why would you post such a horrendous beast?
Logan Evans
Point is to appeal to the low iq masses, but here's another brapper without tattoos
Gavin Morales
Thanks for this user, really.
$1000 end of the year
Parker Kelly
He requires something, you know.
ps I just bought in when it dipped under 10k, figured now's the 2nd best time. My strategy is to periodically (monthly)buy more and more Bitcoin, plus put half in a group of shitcoins.
Henry Evans
I love chainlink. All the drama, the memes, the community surrounding it, it's really something. But what I love most about it is knowing that in couple years I will be a billionaire. It's not even a 99% chance, it is quite literally guaranteed. As a result of that knowledge, I stopped showering and brushing my teeth over a year ago. There is simply no reason for me to do it when I know I'll be rich. I will be fucking whores every night and laughing as they're throwing up from my disgusting, stinky body and mouth. As they kiss me on my rotten teeth, or suck my stinky, 2 year unwashed hog. It will be quite something. In fact I am already seeing effects of my stinky adventure. Yesterday I went to a shop to buy some cheese and make a stop at McD's for a big mac and the cashier at the store was visibly gagging at the smell of me and trying to hide it. Other customers were standing like 5 meters behind me. It was truly hilarious. And none of them have any idea of my guaranteed, future riches. They must already be so jealous of me. The stinkiest billionaire ever.