Jackpot winner. Didn't make it

>The first things she splashed out on were houses for herself
>Callie is now earning just £12,000 a year as a carer and living in a £500-a-month rented home.
wat
fucked up big time

lol i actually took a look at the article

>Callie is now earning just £12,000 a year as a carer and living in a £500-a-month rented home.

bitch did end up losing everything and is now shifting blame to other people

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>230k on crack
>1m on fucking rangers
Norf Fc. Not a meme.

Lottery winners singlehandedly BTFO people who say things like "I could be a billionaire like Blumpf too if I had a million dollars"

No you couldn't lol

>He and his pals would also drive around the Norfolk countryside in luxury cars throwing Big Macs and nuggets at pedestrians.
>In 2005, he was given an Anti-Social Behaviour Order for causing thousands of pounds worth of damage during a drunken wrecking spree with a catapult.
>Pubs I’d been going to since I was seven or eight-years-old closed their doors in my face
>"On any given day I might shoot up to 400 cattle. It was great."
>girlfriend said he was aroused by the smell of chip fat on her uniform
>he also splashed £90,000 on bail bonds for his druggy pals.
>The non-stop parties infuriated neighbours and Carroll added to their anger by racing old bangers and dirt bikes around his estate at all hours and hosting demolition derbies, smashing up cars for fun.

A king amongst men

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hes on a different level tbf.
11 on the Banger scale:
>Magistrates heard how he smashed 32 shop and car windows with ball-bearings fired from a Mercedes van emblazoned with the phrase "King of Chavs".

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Money can’t buy class

I'm American, I've fucked a lot of bongs and Irish and Irish trannies tho.

>UK's youngest Lotto winner reveals 'fake friends and lies' ruined her life
The irony of the lottery is only dumb people play it, people who are less likely to be able to use it wisely and not just blow it. Then they have the issue of not knowing how to manage personal boundaries wisely, so the winnings are easily able to comprise their relationships with family and friends.

These same dumb and poor people will be resentful of the wealthy and petitioning politicians to give them gibs for the sake of "fairness".

>“You are only a 16, with all that responsibility. At that age, you can get the best advice ever," she said. “But you are not in a position to listen. I was too young."
"I was too young" is just a cope excuse. I would have made a couple irresponsible purchases at age 16, but I wouldn't have been so stupid as to go around loaning people money for a new car. IQ was obviously her issue, not all teens are stubborn and avoid any and all good advice. By making the young excuse, she's less likely to be as humble as she needs to be for being that dumb. She probably fancies herself as experienced and wise now, while still making dumb decisions that she's equally unaware of as she was money management at sixteen.

Also she looks mid twenties, not sixteen years old.

oi m8 u better show me ur yikes loicense guvna

Lmfao

It’s not fair. It’s never fair.

All you have to do is to divide the money by how many years you want to live from that money and again by 12.
That's how much you can spend in a month.
Are these people fucking brain dead ? Just buy some gold and some propriety in case fiat gets cucked in the future. Enjoy life.

Lottery winners are statistically more likely to declare bankruptcy within 5 years than the average American

Neighbors of lottery winners are significantly more likely to declare bankruptcy within a few years of the big event than are people living near ordinary folks. Every $1,000 increase in lottery winnings raises the risk of bankruptcy among the neighbors by roughly 2.4 percent

papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2731562

No, you just invest your money in low risk, dividend-paying stock.

£1.8m can easily net you £60,000 a year in dividends and the value will be preserved against inflation

Okay now why would that last part be true. Neighbors trying to keep up with the lottery winners neighbor showing off?

Keeping up with the Joneses. Your lottery winning neighbour buys a speedboat and throws an extravagant celebratory party, you gotta show them you're just as successful

Why is the lottery even still legal and why are the liberals, of all people, still pushing it? It's the most regressive and predatory tax against the uneducated class that exists.

And what happens to your stocks when the market crashes ?

low risk recession proof stock, Shorting, EFTs.

What happens in 60 years when inflation means that the monthly figure you calculated in 2019 that allowed you to live lavishly now only buys you a coffee?

Brainlet ho gets a sudden bucket of cash.
What could go wrong?
Oh, I know, another brainlet
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/jane-park-euromillions-winner-youngest-drops-sue-lottery-bosses-ruined-life-loose-women-a7583326.html
>"no guidance"
She had guidance, she was just too tarded to understand it was guidance because it required thinkmaking in the brainpocket instead of dickbanging in the cockpocket

Gold, real estate ? I doubt kilos of gold and 3-4 apartments will only get you a coffee in 60 years.
When you've already made it a low risk to lose most of your money is still too much in my opinion.

Reminder that if you ever make it with LINK (or other coins), never reveal your wealth to anybody besides your closest family. Be nice, buy your parents a house or something, but that's it for spending money on others. If you tell your friends, even friends that you thought you could trust, it will always be about money and you will always be the asshole for not wanting to give them stuff or "lend" them money.

Well...
twitter.com/needadebitcard?lang=en

Good advice. Even more, if your ''''friends''''' find out just dump them and find richer friends. Problem solved.

average people can't manage money
that's why SEC has to protect plebs from investing in startups/ICOs

Imagine being her child, wagecucking 8 hours a day, your mind constantly reminding you that if your mother wasn't completely fucking retarded you could've lived as a king NEET alongside her.

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Real estate is far riskier. Changes in rental laws, falling house prices, structural damage, repairs, bad tenants, economic conditions can all ruin you.

The housing market is already vastly overinflated.

Besides, you didn't say that in the first place, you said to just ration out your entire fortune over the course of your life

>tfw

Good thing I don't have any friends and don't get along well with my parents.

youtube.com/watch?v=0_Wkmuq7nK8

>Old woman gambles away $4m in 7 years
>NEET son in the background "th-that's alright with m-me. She can gamble away my inheritance a-as long as she's having fun"

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This is really old news. Wasn't there some really recent story about a lottery winner?

>This is really old news
no shit, the check says 2003. It was literally half her lifetime ago

If they're good friends make sure they don't find out. I wouldn't call myself rich on a global scale, but in my country for a 20 year old I am absolutely loaded compared to my friends, all thanks to LINK. It's honestly hard hiding it from them as they complain about working to be able to buy a $200 graphics card and I just bought a $10,000 used nissan skyline 2 months ago and built a $2k gaming setup few months prior. It actually got to a point where I take the bus to my friends house because I don't want them to know. I honestly do wish all my friends were rich so I wouldn't have to deal with this, but good friends are rare and I certainly don't want to lose them.

No, it just means that people who play the lottery are complete retards. Who would've thought?

>Changes in rental laws
Don't rent them, they're a store of value in case gold shits the bed as well
>falling house prices
Oh yeah, remember that time when the market shat the bed and your $50.000 house is now worth $500 ? Never happened and it never will, but with stocks it might.
>structural damage
Yeah, if all of your proprieties collapse or catch fire without being used you're pretty much fucked since the universe obviously doesn't want you to make it.
>you said to just ration out your entire fortune
Because preserving the value of your money and converting it to fiat to use it is impossible right ? I'm starting to believe you're retarded.

do they not notice you haven't worked in months?

>Just find richer friends bro
It's not as easy as it sounds

Kek'd. The comments are bretty good as well, she needs to fall down the stairs before his life is completely fucked.

We're all still in school but some of my friends have part time jobs on the side. When they asked my why I don't have one I just said that I don't really need money, which is a blatant lie but since they don't know that I'm rich and have stuff they believe it.

>I just said that I don't really need money, which is a blatant lie but since they don't know that I'm rich
Quite the oxymoron there

I'm not a native english speaker, I know what an oxymoron is and maybe I'm just a retard but I can't figure out what's wrong with that sentence?

Just buy hookers and cocaine to get rid of the loneliness with the money you've allocated yourself for a given period of time.

"I just said that I don't really need money, which is a blatant lie"
Implies you're poor in that you really do need money (i.e. not needing money is a lie) but then you say that you're rich and therefore don't need money

As a male I’d die to be in this situation in order to slam and ghost gold digging cunts consistently and shit all over my friends who stopped talking to me. Pretty beta post but that’s how I feel.

you build an index fund across multiple non-cyclical industries and include a good amount of bonds in your portfolio to hedge risk.

real estate is worth it for the tax benefits and the leverage requirements

once you are loaded up on equities and real estate, you start looking into more esoteric wealth vehicles like art and precious metals.

Absolutely.

unironically true

>mother of one
What precisely did the mirror mean by this?

Irish trannies are the best, desu

>I just said that I don't really 'care about' money, which is a blatant lie (so don't want/need a job)
- would probably have been what you aiming for, rather than 'need' - but any non-pedantic retard could have guessed what you meant anyway

Oh, I see. Makes sense now, no idea why I wrote it like that. I should have probably worded it like this
"I just said that I don't really need money, which is technically true but not for the reason they think."

Men do everything better

>230k on crack
Christ there's way better drugs out there

>"I was too young" is just a cope excuse.
You have to wonder why doesn't the media call people on stupid statements like this. They just present it as self evident.

Yeah, this is definitely a lot better than Thanks anons, I'm still trying to improve my english so this is pretty useful.

Lotteries are stupid people tax. Try again, OP.

>>Magistrates heard how he smashed 32 shop and car windows with ball-bearings fired from a Mercedes van emblazoned with the phrase "King of Chavs".

You can't say he wasn't self aware then. FUCKING HILARIOUS

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>libtards are hypocrites
News at 11

based

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