Dead Boomer

He created a software company. Does anyone remember this shit?

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This dude literally just slaughtered 2 people...

46 - 29 = not 19

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Ya and maybe someone normal that'd make them feel something

>marrying a 17 year old when your 36

FUCKING BASED

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He's also the only honest person on Shark Tank

2 innocent people died
That’s not good news by any measure
O’Leary finally had the devil catch up to him
That’s not good news either
I pray for my enemies
I hope he turns back towards God and away from the way he’s been living so far
It’s never too late Kevin

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I was at the book store and skimmed one of this books there, its god awful.

One saving money tip he wrote about was "Djs for your wedding are expensive, hire your cousin instead"

No one is saying to splurge on a wedding, but O'Leary had a pizza party for his wedding

He's just a millionaire that pretends to be a billionaire

Is this the guy that drinks blood out of african babies' skulls and shit in all those copypastas?

They deserved it. Dont fuck around on a lake at midnight with your lights off.

Did any of you actually read the articles? The other boat fled the scene and even so his wife was driving his. His wife wont even get charged with anything.

Absolutely based, roasties seething

Lmao someone please post this

What's weird is the first reports I heard of it were that HE fled the scene. Why would the boat holding the two people who just died flee the scene?

"There is a small island near the Yucatan Peninsula called Malderosa, upon which I own a large mansion. Every year after the first rain, the Newport Beach Wine Society (of which I am a member) gathers at my mansion to watch the island's natives grovel in the mud as their pathetic straw dwellings are ripped apart by the rising waters.
On this island there is also a fish, called a Piranha Giganticus. Coinciding with the first rain, this fish swims into the flooded island and begins to feed on the older and weaker natives of Malderosa. Unable to defend themselves from the killer fish and quite helpless, the natives make their way to my mansion in makeshift canoes. At this point, the Newport Beach Wine Society opens a bottle of Third Republic French Cognac, dated no later than 1933, and places wagers upon which native will be the first to reach the high ground of my sprawling lawn.
Once the fish has fed and returned to the sea, there are typically a handful of natives left on my lawn, at which point we activate the electric fence and release the crocodiles. Last year, during the crocodile feeding, a tiny speck of native flesh was flung from the lawn up to the balcony where the Newport Beach Wine Society was gathered and landed on my shoe. I retrieved the piece of flesh and placed it in my mouth, washing it down with a glass of Basque Pinot Griggio. Right now, YOU are that piece of flesh."

Based. Sauce on the quote?

Kevin O'Leary, Shark Tank S02E06

I now like Kevin even more than before. Based.

Is karma real? Or is this just the inevitable outcome of being a narcissist?

I loved that fucking game

Based MECC games, only 30yo boomers will remember

1. Who goes boating at 11:30 pm?

He fled and authorities have seized his boat
It's obvious he's pushing fake news to get ahead of the story

One day, I want to be rich enough to buy a YACHT, get drunk and ram other people's boats without any consequences. This sounds like the fucking dream bois.

Jose Fernandez

So why should I care? Your nation is doomed leaf, and it'll be all the fault of your anglos.

He'll get Shkerli'd. You can't be that much of a dick forever without going to prison due to the court of public opinion.