WHAT THE FUCK NOW THEY ARE SAYING DORIAN HURRICANE CATEGORY 4

SHOULD I EVACUATE MY HOME IN FLORIDA OR NOT?

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that's kite flying weather, you big sissy

It's probably too late. There is only one road out of Florida and it's going to be at a standstill soon.

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>When you live 300 feet from the beach and a cat 4 hurricane is coming

Do I buckle down lads?

>listening to Jewish media

As someone who went through Katrina I would gtfo. If you are far enough away to not get storm surge you are fine. But a cat 4 hurricane storm surge WILL kill your ads.

Hi schlomo

Dorian "Satoshi" Nakamoto
this is it boys and girls
this is The Sign

Do me a favor and go to panama for labor day nigger

You've been found out, huh kike

how do i short anons american wooden made house

What what does it mean?

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I live in Sarasota and the exact same thing happened during Irma. Just chill dude

are you the european cunt who just moved to florida for your job? if it's you get fucked lol i told you florida is shit because of hurricanes.

imagine living in Florida lmao

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Just tie a rope around your chair and the other around your ankle. Will be fine.

You got me, your superior Aryan iq is no match. Its all a big lie so so all us jews can have Florida rented out on holiday.

Irma was a fucking disaster, what are you on?

How long have you lived there OP? No one gives a fuck about hurricanes in florida, they dont mean anything

Pinellas user here, we never get hit. Ever. This hurricane can kiss my stinky NEET balls!!!

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Ever since 1992 florida building codes require that all new homes be able to withstand a CAT4 hurricane.

As long as you are living in a newer building you will be fine.
This happens every fucking year. Calm down.

>was planning to go on vacation there
>go my tickets and hotel room ready
>this happens
I literally never go on vacation

Just go, nothing will happen, as always.

I gotta see what happens with my flight since it's on the same day the hurricane is supposed to hit

I don't know user, I'm in Eastern Europe

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Northern Bahamasfag here
Goodbye, anons
I regret nothing

JUST GO.

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Every fucking year the same shit. People are acting like retards, water is gone, gas is running out. I’ll do what I’ve been doing through the past 10 fucking storms, getting drunk, doing drugs, and having fun. Stop listening to the jew media. Florida houses are safe as fuck and we don’t have the flooding that Louisiana is Texas have.

IS IT 4 OR 5??

you'll be fine. take a large handful of strong painkillers to pre-empt any injuries, put a plastic bag over your head to guarantee an air supply, wrap yourself from head to toe in foil to stay warm, and climb the tallest tree you can find to avoid floods.

> florida
> home
evacuate regardless

I don’t know how to short it.
BUT you could invest in Homedepot for when he has to start repairing it.

lol, what kind of hut are you living in if you are afraid of a hurricane? like, is it made out of cardboard boxes, ha ha ha.

Can you stoploss a hurricane

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don't think the older trezor wallets support that function.

7. Bruh you're not going to make it. You need to leave

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Praise Satoshi

Based advice

how is this Jow Forums related? does Jow Forums have mods? or can i just shitpost here

>big one strikes

>mods
it doesn't have fucking posters, or (perhaps related) fucking posting capabilities - doubt the mods are a major issue at present tbqh

based

What the kikes have to do with hurricanes kek can i get a quick rundown im not american btw

If youre evacuating your home in Florida, than Florida is not your home. Sitting in my single wide, watching it head right at me... See you when you get back

no

Based and redpilled

they create hurricanes with the hadron collider

What are the chances that this could become a category 5?

Test

yeah you're fucking toast

also test?

Test

none of these worked

>gets rekt by hurricane
>doesn't have insurance

looool

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>insurance company goes bust
>doesn't have insurance insurance

looool

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'Bout the same as a frog's chance of hoppin' on ya.
>t. FL resident

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That's actually called reinsurance. Buffett owned one of those companies for years. GenRe if I recall

So fuckin based

No but smart anons will take puts and shorts on insurance companies right about now