Dorian

>ATTENTION ATTENTION. WITH HURRICANE DORIAN EXPECTING TO MAKE LANDFALL AS CATEGORY 5 ON MONDAY ALL WAGE SLAVES ARE REQUIRED TO SHELTER IN COMPANY SANCTIONED CONCRETE SHELTERS. EACH EMPLOYEE IS PERMITTED TO ADMIT 1 ADDITIONAL FAMILY MEMBER. IF AN EMPLOYEE IS DISCOVERED TO HAVE SMUGGLED IN MORE THAN ONE FAMILY MEMBER INTO A SHELTER, THEY WILL BE FIRED AND REMOVED FROM THE SHELTER BY ARMED GAURDS IMMEDIATELY. EVEN IF THE HURRICANE IS STILL ACTIVE.
>ALL EMPLOYEES ARE REQUIRED TO BE AT WORK THE DAY AFTER THE HURRICANE SO DONT EVACUATE TOO FAR AWAY, OR ELSE.

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Yes, Chef

Hurricane Dorian Satoshi Nakamoto

YES YES YES YES!

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grey?

PANIC SEX!

fuck that looks grim

BUT BUT it's labor day

BUT BUT it's labor day

quick Jow Forums how can i profit off of this?

Finally, We need more destruction in the USA. Why does all the bad shit happen to the asian countries, why not the USA for fucks sake I want to see this shithole in chaos more than anything maybe besides israel.

short insurance companies?
or long? I'm not sure how this works

Have cash ready to buy property

Florida judge fucked Craig
Now Craig unleashes vishnu into Florida

*STOMP STOMP*
*CLAP*
*STOMP STOMP*
*CLAP*

Fucking kek

>ALL WAGE SLAVES ARE REQUIRED TO MAINTAIN A HUMAN SHIELD AROUND THE PERIMETER IN ORDER TO PROTECT MANAGERS
>ANY ATTEMPT TO BREAK THIS HUMAN SHIELD WILL BE DEEMED INSUBORDINATE AND MET WITH DEADLY FORCE

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Loot

>ALL EMPLOYEES ARE REQUIRED TO PERFORM THE COMPANY FIGHT SONG BEOFRE DOING BATTLE WITH THE HURRICANE

LMAO

unimaginably based and redpilled

So the path of this thing appears to be U.S. Virgin Islands > Palm Beach. Shouldn't it be named Hurricane Jeffery?

Kek'd

What if Dorian became a category 7 which is when hurricanes typically develop sentience and it just decided to hunt wagies and as it did it, just to terrorize them further, it slammed their cars and loved ones into the pavement to the beat of the Walmart chant?

Jacksonville user checking in. It's like being stalked by a fucking turtle.

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>about 700k

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I got a couple slutty ex's that live in Jacksonville. Look for a flaming star tattoo on the left boob and ask her about the D-Train back in 2012.

what if Dorian becomes cat 8 quantum AI and steals all our internet coins?

Long oil. People are expecting reduced production for this weekend. Shortage means an increase in prices.

Will do, my man. Haven't seen her but will be in the lookout

By short term calls on zephyrhills and aquafina

Last I heard she was going to AA. She used to do lines off my d right before I put it in her b-hole. Got her pregnant, made her get an abortion and dipped. She also gave the best head and has no gag reflex. The b hole and the vag are probably blown out by now, but her throat still works.

LMAO