I havent had sex in 2.5 years

how can I use my financial gains to acquire a loving girlfriend? no hookers pls.

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go out, start a hobby, group sports it's pretty easy.

Go to a redneck bar with a $50k jacked up pickup truck

buy plastic surgery and get jaw implants. the bog brothers are rolling in pussy

dance courses

Use your time and money to work out, dress well, eat right, read and practice based hobbies like hiking, fishing, woodworking etc.

this too, salsa classes and shit like that it's great.
You can easily call the girls in class to go out with you, if they're not interest hey could be your wingwoman.

so join hobbies and dress well and then a loving gf will magically fall into my lap?

yep

4,5 years for me.
My cravings stopped a long time ago. I guess it's an adaptation of the brain.

If you’re patient just seize the opportunity as soon as one presents itself. Opportunity=any women you are willing to put your dick in

Checked. Also this. Unironically.

the bogs are abominations...

No retard, it's not magic, but you'll probably run in to a group of girls multiple times while hiking in a well known spot. If you do all of these things you will exhibit more confidence

Gym. If you know nothing get a body builder personal trainer

Take improv classes

Jiu jitsu- will make you feel comfortable being a man and close contact with others

Chase your passions- have something interesting to talk about

And listen- can’t learn that anywhere. Actuallly Carl Rogers - motivational interviewing is the best

Good luck fren

Go to the bar and get something interesting. Sit in a section where a girl may be. Talk to male patrons first, then a female patron. If shes standoffish dobt push it. If you guys can find a mutual subject of interest land on it. Ask questions but dont end your questions in a question mark. Dont pry.

>I havent had sex in 2.5 years
Oh no how will you survive.

Fate has always bestowed a qt upon me who was a virgin and pure

Sometimes it can take years between gfs. I'm currently on my second and she will probably be the mother of my children

I met her through work.

Oh and btw it’s equally important to keep improving yourself as you improve your chances in the sexual market place. They go hand in hand.

Getting a personal stylist will be the last and finishing touches.

see this is amusing; when a guy says he hasn't had sex (or been in a relation) for a ridiculously long time people, at best, shrug, at worst they call him an incel and he is forever known as a creep...

but when a woman complains about not having had sex or intimacy for say, more than a week, everybody is like "oh you poor thing! it must be so difficult! all men are scum!"

i haven't had sex for 8 years lol. i remember when i was in high school and the first 2.5years passed it felt like an eternity, now it feels like getting sex once in a 3 year sounds quite good to me

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>he's had sex
you're not going to make it

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>He's a virgin

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You'll find that many women just want a man who is able to look after her, keep her safe, fuck her when she's on heat and be a good dad.

That's pretty much what all women want.

so basically she wants an incestuous relationship with her dad?

If you're too autistic, go to crossfit classes.
I know it's for phaggots but you get wayy more interaction with women there than in the gym.

Yeah man 2.5 years is so long. His dick has probably shriveled up and fallen off from not being in a vagina so long.

>just be everything, bro!

Go to church. Find god. Find girl who also follows god. She will love u for life

pretty much yeah
>Use your time and money to work out, dress well, eat right, read and practice based hobbies like hiking, fishing, woodworking etc.
Dont forget about this hough. If youre an ugly fatass sperg who cannot hold a conversation she will run even if she was interested at first.

The theory is, if you keep meeting new girls while maintaining yourself one of them will eventually be interested in you so just go along with it and find out if you like her. Note that "meeting" in this context doesn't mean saying hi to them on the hallway, it means actually talking to and being a part of the same social group. Thats why you need group hobbies / sports so that you're forced to interact with each other.

you backpacking in in South East Asia. Stay in hostels and fuck 'the travel meme' roasties. The best are the jewish chicks fresh off their army stint

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