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end of Q3 edition

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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down 0.6%

threadly reminder that I wish I had the courage to hang myself

>market closed on Monday
Well what the fuck am I supposed to do

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Thank you januaries!

I blame moot for the board breaking. It’s his fault for leaving.

>end of Q3
What time zone are you in that Q3 is ending already? Are you in Tuvalu or something? We have a whole month left of Q3 here in Burgerclapistan.

make bacon with mr. bacon there

Should I buy more calls as the price falls and lower strike price options become ITM?

have sex

>market closed on Monday

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I shouldn't have sold LCI at 8.78.

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us markets are closed on monday.

yes

Reminder shorting ROKU will be the move of Q4.

is posting fixed yet or what?

you're gunna regret that more when it's past $30 and on its way to $60

LCI to $60

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Sounds gay.

Why won't BOX die ;~;

How much is a good amount of stock to buy per month $ wise so that I dont buy all at once and get wrecked by a great depression?

I have about 30k I can risk playing with.

I really hope Juul killing people crushes altria.

Let's see your position considering how confident you are about LCI.

1.5K per month over 15 months isn't bad. will you keep investing the same amount after that 30K is done?

holy fuck my math is bad, 20 months...

>Why won't BOX die ;~;
because it's oversold and I had a buy signal. we should bounce to 16. still possible we drop a bit more but its a buy in my book

That's such a stupid question. You need to draw up a budget and figure out how much you can save a month make sure to include your drugs and hookers allowance, then allocate the rest to the market. You also need to have a pile of cash on hand for your rainy day fund, so you should be throwing all your savings at that first. Also if you've got debt, you gotta pay off that shit first too. So throw cash at the debt starting with the highest interest shit first. Then you can figure out how much to throw in the market every month.

Because tutes are propping it up all algo movement just hodl

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lmfao those BOX idiots buying puts

told you FSLY would recover too

has leon posted at all since he was exposed?

Rude!
Just because you had a tough time quitting?

>implying this Juul fud isn't Purdue Pharma funded propaganda to take media coverage aware from their fuck ups regarding the pain killers.

There's more blood on J&J's hands than Juul, and Juul is a great product. I recommend it to as a safer alternative to cigarettes since there is less tar and stuff like carbon monoxide.

Damn this is some weak ass 401k matching though from my new employer. Only 2 percent, and only matches 50 percent. I guess it works out since my shit tier grocery job, despite matching 5 percent, would never be that much, but still sucks desu.

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wut, your call before earnings was to buy 9/20 puts and hold. That does it, I'm going back to losing money on my own terms now. As the zoomers say: YOU'RE CANCELLED.

I don't really have a choice, not much left to lose but unless the whole S&P tanks hard it's ogre. Crab or climb these things are gonna expire worthless.

I should have sold day after earnings but I'm a dumb bizlet

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not a degenerate, never smoked
just want altria to crash and die because i have puts, morality is irrelevant.. I know Juul was supposed to be their salvation so ideally the bad news will drag them down hard

>you don’t get to bring Pams

alright I'll buy one

He's probably got over 30k sitting in that stock right now.

There are people itt that still don't have any LCI

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i've seen you shilling this for awhile now, I've kind of ignored you, why should I?

I fell for the bear memes and thought it was going to go back to 6.

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Shorts have manipulated the price down really really bad due to illegal practices causing LCI to be at very undervalued levels.

Shorts arguement was that when LCI loses LEVO that LCI wouldn't be able to pay their debts.. but LCI didn't have LEVO last quarter and was able to pay back debts just fine... not only that but they are getting LEVO back.. on top of getting numerous of other drugs back... they've been paying their debt off early and bulking up their product list... huge growth coming

also..

read this

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LCI to $60

>wut, your call before earnings was to buy 9/20 puts and hold.
I never made any call on BOX you're mistaking me for someone else.

you fell for FUD.. its ok.. a lot of people do.. and the bears have been brutal.. i suggest you read up on the lawsuit i posted in this post

what percentage of your overall investments is in LCI? I'm wondering if its more or less than the percentage of my investment in KO

bout tree fiddy

I'll buy lci when it pulls back down to the 6's or 7's.

>Oh you're a big guy, for sure

i wish gook moot would ban all trip fags for good stop shitting up this board with your shitty picks

go back to wsb or something seriously this is not reddit

When do you guys intend to re-enter the market?

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Oh whoops, you're right. My bad. It was that shot caller namefag that said he didn't have any friends.

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shot caller aka the furry leon liger

lmfao

He's a furry too? His degeneracy truly knows no bounds.

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it's possible it corrects on tuesday though but long term i leans towards bullish

Bout tree fiddy. (Actually true so I can play the weekend).

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why would you make your name LeonLiger on a fucking stock trading site unless you want to fuck cats?

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QRD on why labor day weekend is bullish?

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technically you may have already took typical correction out

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Tell him to keep his hands away from liquid Nitrogen

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It might be or it might not. I might go short. We'll have to see how the cookie crumbles this afternoon.

>hey guys whats up it‘s leonliger back at it again with another league of legends minecraft redstone robinhood options trading guide for beginners. Today, we‘re aiming for the #1 Victory Royale.

Campbell soup
Oh yes oh yes

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Well, Altria is officially my biggest holding, and my bags are sizable.
Should I even care? Let it DRiP for 30 years and see what happens? Shit...

>implying I ever left

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MO is in oversold territory.. if you're planning to hold long term it seems like the bottom is near. i hate tobacco stocks btw.. selling a product that kills 50% of your customers is somewhat legal.

MO is going to $30..........................

but maybe this time they're running out of suckers and we are seeing a paradigm shift with smoking.

we're back bros

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I frogetted the market is closed on Monday. The most lucrative thing to do right now is to go long. With the Hurricane effecting Trump's property he's going to have his mind in other places over the weekend. This will lure investors into a no news is good news holiday with a nice rally to start off the new quarter. Short TLT, death to socialists and communists.

Stop. I can only get so erect.

>paradigm shift
I watched that anime

people are going to need to replace drugs after this hurricane.. we should buy up drug companies like LCI

yeah i can see it go between 30-38.

I dont think it will. I trimmed my position to secure some profits if it fell, and not be too hurt if it rose a bit more.... I should've trimmed less. It was extremely undervalued mostly due to the heavy short interest. It looks like they're covering now after LCI has beat earnings for a whole year. Its only going up... unless trump tweets something to bring the whole market down...

Shit, maybe I should be buying put protection...

(and long term calls? Should I be strangling this thing?)

Buy GALT. Not-so-subtle indicators of buyout or partnership talks going on. P3 will be accepted next month too. September is the month to be long on this shit.

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Reminder for the PAYS shills who were shilling it 10 days ago

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>remember that time I was right?

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I missed the bus on that one. You didn't shill that earnings were coming up, I would have been there for the singularity. Doesn't matter my smart money allocations are on point.

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from country -- > pop --> soul xD

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MO is a $60/share stock

its being oversold into the vaping probe. DCA on the way down and back up.

Doesn't matter m8, people make these screenshots to show the times they're right, but they don't include all the times they were wrong or were off on the timing.

No way to tell how many incorrect predictions you made with your trip off

ok

I got GE and ACB wrong. But I'm still waiting for ACB since it can be a buy next week..

I've never been wrong.

otherwise i'm tracking all my calls

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>posts a screenshot of a post where he claims he made another post
dudewhat?

update: down 0.2%

...

>there are people that aren't fomoing into Fastly fastly

Stay poor.

it means it was a buy at 224 and it went 5% since then..

homo, MO is the best desu

I would donate if one of the trips started a daytrading from home Twitch stream

So much better than Fortnite

Besides, wait until the th0ts start day trading

Absolute mad-lad, tulip-trade, weed-wack’d, booze-bash, fasc-cash hype train imho

TL;DR: twitch nao

kek

Yeah, I remember that day, I posted that I was upset for sleeping through UNH at 221.

But taking a picture of a post where you say "I was right yesterday" is retarded. At least take a picture of the post you were right in.

yeah but i wasnt monitoring UNH at that time. when i checked i saw i missed the exact buy. it's still a long term buy signal or at least a swing trade. now what it can do is go back down to 227 like it did on 31st Dec 2018 before a 15% move up..

is CAH a good buy right now? (for long term dividends)

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My portfolio is getting too big. I have been squirreling away my gains from the option trades into ETFs, but now I have come into a situation where I have shares of the GDX and also a GDX put.... I told my self I wouldn't sell my ETFs until i get a block of 100 and then I get them called away, but now im in a spot where I'm going to get cuckholded out of gains... Should I be worried or nah?

yes, long term cah is oversold at those levels and is printing nice bullish divergence