Just got notice that I will be getting laid off

Kmart user here just got noticed that all stores Kmart and Sears are set to close by Dec 1st and will be announced sept 1st. Sell stock if you still have it, I will need to find a new job to wage slave at for PM.

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Fucking Christ user that would have been really useful an hour ago.

Fucking shit holy fuck delete the post you ducking idiot NOW

They just announced it to me just now I am literally in the bathroom

Fucking hell

>Just got notice that I will be getting laid
nice
>off
oh

>still holding sears stock

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This is the SEC
That stands for Securities and Exchange Commission
We demand you post as a reply to this post your name, address, and social security number.

Its in ELKVIEW so they couldnt even give me a heads up before the media got ahold on it

I’m serious dude delete the post cause if SEC finds out this shit it’s no bueno

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Me in the historic screencap plx

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Can I anonymously post information about the company I work for?
Is it still spreading insider information if no one has any reason to believe me?

Tbh the fact that insider trading is illegal at all is kind of confusing for me.

These stores are a relic of the past, it's depressing seeing them go.

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Post shit now cause this is gonna get deleted name of company and tip
Get it off your chest user

he ruined our master plan

kill him

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More depressing going into a kmart

Well... It's not like Sears stock could get any worse. It's only worth a quarter.

Didn't you just get hired a month ago? Shame on what's happening.

if k mart can't survive, what brick and morter stores can?

did k mart just get brought out by someone else?

wallmart can

>posting insider information on a malaysian basket weaving forum

does't count, walmart is a subsidiary of the us government, the military retail complex. the stores are connected underground and they will be used as shelters or concentration camps when the happening occurrs.

why you wanna find a new job OP?

i worked for marie callednars and we got shut down

now im enjoying 6 months of unemployment

i get paid 270 dollars every week for 6 months
and i have 15k link.

Thought it was delisted months ago.

dam dude real shit right here

I didnt know there were any KMarts left.

Target is doing well.

I'm an analyst at one of the biggest department stores in the US. Our sales have been crashing to 50% of normal for the last two quarters, and our automatic pricing systems are launching tons of sales to try to drive revenue, but it's not working.

Are you all ready for a huge recession?

This reminds me so much of Idiocracy.

"The computer did that auto layoff thingie an do I don't know what to do!"

Why be a fag and not just say the name lol otherwise who gives a shit

Engineer here, can confirm. I work at an unnamed retail Corp and our sales are down 30% quarter over quarter.

Buy BSV and gold to survive the next recession.

I went to the grocery store yesterday and there were tons of sales on food. Let that sink for a moment how deeply this crisis is going to hurt, if grocery stores can't get people to buy food.

Kohl’s

kek glodubey id

There are sales on food constantly, wtf are you on about

They had giant "sale!!!" signs plastered on almost every item I looked at.

He’s an idiot larper who wants to lend credence to his conspiracy the market is about to plummet any second now
Called him out instantly I’m impressed

Hey so it would be smart to option trade and buy put??

Maybe they're closing? What store? Just a random bodega?

Meijer

So you work at Macy’s which would be an indication of absolutely nothing

Only around 86 stores are closing. There is no stock, retard. The company is now privately held. It was bought out of bankruptcy by ESL Investments and turned into a new company called Transform Holdco.

Hello fellow GR user. You guys stop the layoffs yet?

I do not

To be fair though pre labor day is when shopping goes to zero. I'm also a retailer. It's been tough since June, but fucking BRUTAL last week and this week so far.

Hopefully it doesn't last like this.

Meijer is in the Midwest and department stores from the Midwest would be Macy’s in cinci, whatever wexners brands are and I don’t know where the HQ is I can imagine in Columbus either way you sound like. A larping retard

lol

Who is going to buy your option user? WHO?

Larp

Good. We need the whole corrupt edifice to burn down so we can start anew.

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How does it feel to have Bezos eating your lunch?

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Honestly, they're probably going to acquire us, which would mean a 100% raise, so pretty comfy desu.

Yea cause they want to get rid of their stock for new stock. Stop being retarded.

Saucy
forbes.com/sites/warrenshoulberg/2019/08/30/searsageddon-massive-headquarters-layoffs-more-store-closings-reported/#344f963666e0

>Eddie says FUCKING PLEBS

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Based Lampert. I worked at a kmart through high school and college. Was a fun and easy job. Pay was shitty af but we basically did whatever we wanted and fucked around all day.

I used to work at Sears and the way Eddie Lampert ran that company into the ground should be criminal, his real estate company stands to inherit much of the real estate that Sears owns once it goes under so if Sears dies he stands to make a mint through his other company. It's pretty obvious that he did it on purpose, the stores are ran like shit with no leadership, old products, shitty prices, etc. It's not like Sears died because of Amazon and Wal Mart, although that's a huge reason, Eddie Lampert just let go of the controls and crashed the plane with no survivors.

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It's labor day weekend you idiot.

ITS REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Fucking kek. Pretty smart of them to do it after closing bell right before a long weekend. Trump will do 10 more newsworthy things between now and market open on Tuesday so people will forget all about this.

Sauce? Is this real? How is it possible for his real estate company to benefit like this and he doesn’t get charged for it?

Just Google "Eddie Lampert Real Estate" and you'll see tons of articles that talk about it.

But in a nutshell, he (purposely in my opinion) ran Sears into the ground because he is selling off it's assets to himself.

You'd have to work at Sears to really understand how piss poor the entire company was managed, it was almost as if they were purposely squandering money on useless upgrades while neglecting the shit that would actually make a difference in profit.

Probably bullshit if he still has this up.

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hahaha i got some stories about working there. The last time I was there they brought in a pajeet street shitter fat women to try to reorganize the store. The white guy who managed the store had to bend over for her. Shit was fucking stupid. I can tell you why they went under too.

Holy Kek

Do anons know what it means for us not to have a strong retails and be dependent on Amazon 2 fucking day delivery? If we go to war- the opposing country will know exactly where to hit (Amazon prime facilities) so the entire country is fucked.

What do ?

Based thread op anymore to share?
What will you do now that you slavery has been severed and you're free? Are you terrified of freedom? Existential dread?

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Sorta is the Ceo announced it an our before the post was made.

Its already public by announced it I mean my store will be announcing the sell off on the 1st.

Why would they close before the end of the holidays?

They have been bleeding out for years already, another holiday season aint gonna do shit. Who the fuck shops at Sears anymore?

ID confirms my business expertise

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Some dummy that doesn't know yet

Imagine being a wager in 2019

Sears has the best warranties on kitchen appliances (fridge/dishwasher). That is about all they have going for them though.

keked and checked