Link Marines ASSemble!

300 Link to the warrior that is willing to do what it takes to get us to the Golden Bullrun.

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this op does not keep his end of the bargain dont put pen in pooper

Your butts ain't made for sharpies, frens

that’s too easy, try a harder challenge

???
I have over 50k Link losing a few is nothing for me.

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This is just downright completely false

I have seen many past threads where anons who did the dirty posted proof that they got their 300 linkies

Reported for prostitution

No my friend this is a Jow Forumsness transaction
300 LINK

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He literally pays every time. I'd do it, but I'm fuckin working :(

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Lol, someone actually did it. The absolute state of Stinky Linkies.

>He thought I would send him 100 Link for shoving a sharpie up his ass on an anonymous japanese dickslapping forum.

THIS my friends is why we need smartcontracts.

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You are about to get a lesson in smartcontracts and why we need them

fuck man, i'm selling all 10K of my stinky LINKies
fuck this shit man

Hahaha I ain't even mad

Why is it so easy?

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why do you do this...?
why do you do this...?

You are a legend bro

To show the importance of Smart Contracts. It is just.... to easy. In an ideal world we would have put this in a smart contract where ai would verify that the picture was authentic and dispersed the link in escrow. The fact that fraud like this is still possible disgusts me.

I am just a messenger. The linkies do all of the work.

>brown ID

HAHAHA EDGE nice bro

only usecase

imagine the smell

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hot girl

nigga...

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Sergey speech tomorrow? On sunday? ... I bet not... i saw him at Ibiza partying, throwing bills in the air and the whole bar just yelled; damn those marines are so fucking stupid

It’s almost TOO ez

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