Hello mister would you like to buy some cookies?

>hello mister would you like to buy some cookies?
What do?

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buy cookies with BTC
walk away

dump 700k link on them
walk away

Get some new flavors you lazy fucks

They need to serve edibles. Reclaim "Girl Scout Cookies" from gay ass Jungle Boys and Berner.

Complain their name and group is excluding me on basis of my gender and age.
Join and outsell every one of these little cunts.
Invest all my money in LINK.
Buy a two nuclear bombs and destroy france and germany.
Sail off into the sunset.
Kill myself and replay life on hard mode.

ask them how many of them know how to make cookies
tell them i would have bought a lot if they had actually made them themselves
walk away

How do I long these little bitches??

*unzips wallet*

No.

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Burn!

>white kids
What a rare sight *sob*
It's beautiful frens! Where i live all the kids are either mutts or full blown niggers, only boomers are still white.
But i'm forced to brap a big fat NO to their faces because every single cent i own go toward link.

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Ok. I’ll take a box of thin mints

>>hello mister would you like to buy some cookies?
>What do?
4,1,2,3

do you have a coinbase merchant account so i can pay with crypto?
you dont?
sorry kid, you just missed a sale.

2,1,3,4

>It's beautiful frens! Where i live all the kids are either mutts or full blown niggers, only boomers are still white.

Unironically the case in most of the developed nations

>im lack toes in toddler ants

1, 2, 4, 3

those Peanut butter ones please. that shit is my jam

2

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do you have a license to sell cookies?

Fuck the one in the middle.

>Sure, how much LINK does that come to?
>700k

>What, you don't even accept Bitcoin? GTFO!

The only answer is:
3, 1, 4, 2

fresh wife material

Girl 3 looks like shit dude. And 2 is hot. You're crazy.

Are you Japanese reading from right to left or somethign?

theyre all so cute bros

>do you accept link?

Two boxes of thinmints please

I chuckled and my jp gf asked "Nani, funny?" But I cannot explain this joke to her

Whip out cock and jerk off furiously on to the table in a matter of seconds

Hard to believe many dumb bitches would rather birth a niglet than one of these angels...imagine knowing you have a niglet growing inside you, Jesus Christ what's wrong with them..im surprised when it comes out it hasn't robbed your kidneys, heart etc.

>But I cannot explain this joke to her
is it because she's 2 dimensional?