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Three (3) Day Weekend
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thx bb

why should this be the tip of an iceburg

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forget dogs of the dow, lets look at the short side and figure the next ge! next delisted from dow, and pizer or what ever cums close

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What?

How the fuck is Lyft still at 48 a share! They have bagholders in the 80,70,60,50 and now 49 range I can’t believe this shit hasn’t flash crashed yet

PLAYING DWARF SUCKS GET MORE HEAD. ACTUALLY HEAD IS THE BEST WHEN YOU CUM IN HER MOUTH,

FUCK IT DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, THIS GAME GETS -5 STARS

MMOs are for boomers only
zoomers don't have the attention span to play non-phone games

you should be watching GSL right now anyway it's hilarious

>my olli calls

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Where does LoL fall on the boomer/zoomer spectrum?

I'm an ARAM-only chad
some TFT

LoL is millennial only and should be avoided if possible

I quit LoL, but I'm on that soiboi Smash Ultimate shit now, wanna neck myself everyday

THE DOW. THE DOW IS FOR FAGGOTS AND BLACKS. IVE SAID THIS MANY TIMES.

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>recession is canceled
>recession is near
>recession is postponed
which one is right?

Why aren't you using leverage user?

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The recession is nearly over, prepare your ass for the recovery. We're gonna see S&P 30,000.

It better happen Monday or we're going back to the bottom of the snib range again.

uh, Tuesday. Long weekend.

why are the markets closed on monday?

communist holiday

Wait can I actually make money solely off the premium from closing a sell call option early?

>Sell covered call
>1.50 strike price
>0.05 premium

Later on but over a week before expiration

>Buy call
>$1.50 strike price
>0.02 premium

Literally 0.03 per share in profit. Am I missing something? Its in a stock volatile enough to go back to a 0.05 premium in 48 hours.

what holiday? the event calendar on both Nasdaq and NYSE doesn't show anything for the 31st of August-

today (Saturday) is the 31st of August. Markets are always closed on Saturday.

Monday is the 2nd of September. Markets are usually open on Monday, but they are closed this coming Monday because of a national holiday in the US.

ah fuck. i meant for next monday, not today. yeah, it's labor day. thanks for the correction user

TTHIS FUCKING GAME SUCKS!! I COULD HAVE GOT A BUNCHA COKE FOR THAT $40... I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH THIS WOW CLASIC SUCKS. GIVE ME RTS OR CHESS

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AFTER SITTING IN A 4-HOUR LINE... I GET SOME QUESTS, AND FUCK QUESTS, NO PHAT LOOT.... NO ACTUAL GOALS.... WOW CLASSIC SUCKS.

WHERE IS THE REAL SHIT, LIKE FUCKING.... WE START WITH THE SAME 5 THINGS AND WE CAN'T CRY ABOUT BALANCE AND PLAY A GENTLEMEN'S GAME... FUCK WOW CLASSIC UP IT'S ASS I HOPE THIS MONEY GRAB FUNDS E-SPORTS AND ISN'T USED TO LINE SHAREHOLDER'S POCKETS.

so I shouldnt buy it? I feel like im missing out on all the fun

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I feel like you have to start playing MMOs at the very first day and grind hard in the beginning to stay ahead of most of the players
Maybe WoW isn't like that, I dunno
but if you aren't playing with people right now, they'll be ahead of you in levels, so there will be a disconnect

also only certain types of people are OK with paying fifteen dollars ($15) per month to play a single video game

like to me, it doesn't matter how much money I have or how much money I earn: I will never spend any money on entertainment service subscriptions. None. But $15 every month to sit in a 5 hour queue is comical. You gotta admire Blizzard for that.

WELL IF YOU WANT TO HAVE FUN. DON'T BUY IT AND PUT THAT FUCKING 15 BUCKS TO LIKE SOMETHING BETTER LIKE YOUR LOCAL COMIC BOOK AND HENTAI STORE. OR JUST FUCKING GET 15 $1 BAGS OF DORITOS AND FUCKING SHOWER YOUR SELF WITH THEM AND ROLL AROUND NAKED IN THE CHIPS.... IT'S HONESTLY MORE LIBERATING AND A BETTER USE OF THAT $15,,, FUCKERS GOT ME FOR LIKE 40 OR SOMETHING

ima try this again, #tarotbro's realm @nokneeguards is my name.

This would not be a misunderstanding
In this era, the world is not yet allowed to pursue the profound and noble potential of content
Then
What should we do now
Is n’t it a war?
No, there is no world without war
Including conflicts between internal reserves and growth policies
You should at least think you still needed to figure out something
For example, before you vote, ask if it ’s genuine.
Japanese antiques have real and fake even the lid of the box
So in order to purchase them, you must first carefully determine their authenticity
Exactly the same
Because the essence of things often appears there.
It ’s good if you do n’t want to crush your personal satisfaction.
If that's all you need
I do n’t say who ’s lid
Politics is also a war
The market is also war
And love is also a war
There are few people looking for the true ideal partner from end to end in the world, and even fewer people have the power and time to make it possible
But originally there may be fewer people who can find the ideal partner even in the center of their heart.
The whispering happiness of those who were stabbed by repression by Anus Leader may have paid the barrier to reach there
Anyway, it would have been a little necessary
Okay?
But never come to Japan
Never come to our Japan, the empire of the gods
The Olympics are coming soon
I'm sorry but you guys watch on your TV
TVs are already being distributed at reasonable prices.

Bump. Any holes in my theory?

you are making demands that a smaller man who required kneegaurds would never approach... there is one woman maybe 3 or 4, that i will make many happa children with... japan is my oyster.

japan is lucky we let head kneegaurd in chief come over there and let you start building aeroplanes again... it's right that you're kissing our ass.

for the record... her ancestors are going to love the kids and futures these babies bring. their pride will be in both their mother's country and USA, but meh fuck it.... i'ma be lucky if i knock up one broad and have a happa daughter who turns into a giant whore.... fuck it.

i'd argue the biggest #war is the one within ones self... The relationships that help you now will make you the person you are 5 years from now.

>Japanese antiques have real and fake even the lid of the box
>So in order to purchase them, you must first carefully determine their authenticity
>Exactly the same
deep shit
real shit


>The whispering happiness of those who were stabbed by repression by Anus Leader may have paid the barrier to reach there
I need some translation to understand what you mean here


>It ’s good if you do n’t want to crush your personal satisfaction.
>If that's all you need
>I do n’t say who ’s lid
I'm also a bit unclear on this part right here

>>The whispering happiness of those who were stabbed by repression by Anus Leader may have paid the barrier to reach there
those who got fucked standing up against the status quo opened the flood gates for others to follow suit.

>>It ’s good if you do n’t want to crush your personal satisfaction.
>>If that's all you need
>>I do n’t say who ’s lid
>I'm also a bit unclear on this part right here
it's the leading sandwich for the rest of the speech, but it's basically fuck off and shut up

i think i really might love asian women and their culture.... the broken english and the they express themselves so naturally yet so foreign.... i just uhh don't think there's ever coming down from this yellow fever i have succumb to... especially the northern ones that still have pink nipples with the blackish red hair and sideways vagina... there's no coming back from that.

i mean don't get me wrong, be it nip or gook... even chink, i'd drain my balls in this one girl and help her the whole way let her pop out a kid only so i could drain my balls in her like 3 or 4 more times.

Why would you ruin your child by giving them asian genes?

man we have some random young nip coming into our thread and posting some wisdom... asking you to stay out of Japan and all that.
And your reply is some autistic yellow fever shit. not very diplomatic. this little gook is about to start training to enact pearl harbor 2.0 tonight and it's your fault

at least that's the vibe I'm getting here. I don't speak weaboo so I can't really be sure about the specifics

Tradingview is nice, check the 8hour chart on uos, also rising in volume

gooks are korean you fucking moron, learn the difference.... that's like calling a sand nigger a hindu

>start training to enact pearl harbor 2.0 tonight and it's your fault
fucking bring it, guam is more strategic anyway., if they want hawaii fucking bring it.

you don't piss off americans while their pissed off at each other... history has shown us to be our only true adversary, and if a foreign power trys to assert dominance, just look back to russia russia russia.... it was fake news but half the country ate it up, when the whole country or 80% of it anyway eats it up, you're totally fucked.

like look at iraq and afghanistan, what has this been since desert storm? 30 years? don't fuck with america, we will keep fucking and fuck you harder in return.

and for the record, asian girls look in my blue eyes like it's something they want to stare at for a million years, and i can look at asians and call them out on their roots of origin, the misnomer that all asians look alike is wrong, but it's like talll 6 foot 7 niggers stand out especially next to like 5 foot one broads. I hate it, but ima love my lighter skinned asians.

also nips kinda are cool, my favorite thing is the suppuku... ritual suicide should be encouraged and practiced in america, but you get these death by cop assholes or the fake news media spins the narrative differently claiming mass killing... we should have right to die laws and euthanasia in america, but big pharma and hospitals, psychologists need mental health patients, so only true liberal states will even fathom shit like that, but as a true jeffersonian liberal, i would encourage more states to have laws to protect assisted suicide, and as a true liberal, im still fiscally conservative so fuck off regressive progressives.

it's 5am and im still drinking.,... uhh what ever.

stock market should be green in honor of communism appreciation day... i hope that gommie faggot bleeds red, funneling into bonds the way he did.... fuck him. 3 day weekends are worse than a fucking 2 week vacation.... i wish i could work 18 hours a day 7 days a week.

OLLI bros unite. Its all gonna be ok, just wait for your time to come.

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It took some time for us not to have violent shame that would make us traumatize slowly before our message
Unreasonable hierarchical relationships exist everywhere
A company that does not allow you to create a labor organization, or a relationship that is already accomplice with the company
Whether it ’s tent people or not, it ’s just a story every day in the country.
You look like tears in your eyes
Take a deep breath and get around so you don't get lost
Breathe with your eyes
If you send oxygen to your eyes and say the right thing quietly like Alain Delon, no one will be distracted
This may work because there has been a strong intellectual and aesthetic disparity between Japanese people since long ago, but
Well, if you can't protect yourself by yourself in the event of an emergency, wait forever for a gift from Santa
Okay?
Send oxygen to your eyes and speak in a calm voice
Don't say "F-" "F-"
It doesn't mean anything
It feels bad as a man
Don't say anymore
This is not selfish as a crying baby in developing countries
Is that the trap?


Oh dear_____________
Be careful

how the fuck did i miss OLLI i was supposed to be buying every fucking ticker ITT....

>Breathe with your eyes
i haven't had enough mushrooms, but you're right i should get some mushrooms, i think it's almost season.... gotta go for a hike and see if I can't find them. thank you care i will take, and understanding share with others i will.

idk I shouted as much I could about it on Thursday. It pulled back with general markets yesterday, but I'm still looking to cash out calls if it can climb back up to 58.50

If next week stocks don't take a fat dumb it should pump to it even if only temporarily.

lots of people took profits today and I don't blame them... the really funny thing, was thursday we saw a spot volatility, spy and tlt (long term bonds) were all moving in the same motion at the same time... robot jews, but seriously, when the market is moving like that at least 1 side is totally fucking wrong.

I almost kinda hope it all crashes in like a year or something. I want to all in GLAD at 3 bucks.

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see... i don't want a big ass crash because of the much larger ramifications regarding the average american.... i'd prefer if people are content... of fuck if peope are content there's no growth.... fuck i just cursed the fucking market... complacency creates weakness and breeds more weakness.... it's a curse... only cure is self destructive behavior and time. like the salem witch trials.

Do n’t go out of the country easily
In other words, bet your life on the spot without physically going out of the country.
That was n’t always difficult.
Some of them try to leave developing countries and start new failed countries.
By the way
Space development is still too early for humanity
Especially in the former communist bloc
Proud of such things is like coming out of Off-White yourself
Eat rice
Rice
If you want to be strong and wise like us, Japanese
And communists go back to Russia
In fact, Russia is the best place to rest every winter.
I heard that more than half of your life is already feces

Oh dear_____________
BagholderExtraordinaire!

Speaking of feces is your religion
Stop worshiping the cross for the time being
At a minimum, suicides do not deliver bombs

when will the global market move up bros
everything is so sucky sucky

woke

most /smg/ posters will not be able to understand your wisdom
but your time in google translate isn't wasted fake-nippon-kun

crab for the next decade is 65% probability
deal with it

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crab?

Yes, you can close early and still profit. Options premiums naturally tend toward $0 over time. Usually it makes the most sense to just hold, you could do what you said and it's possible the premiun could increase and you could make more money.

This intense conversation between Bagholder and NipAnon is fascinating. Both sides make compelling points vis a vis Japanese antiques and sideways vagina.

Korean has a long history
As a parasite to Japan
Many of them shape their faces imitating Japanese ideals
Speaking of which, it seems that the British royal family was a little different from the average British appearance
Both seem to want to get married from the average commoner
There will be doubts, but the ideal bride
Blood density seems to have an effect on crime rates and should not be ignored
It's clear statistics from Koreans who like their mothers and their sisters and sisters
True powers, such as the Tokugawa family, can avoid being bloody but
A general who lived in a flashy castle took beauty from his vassals nationwide.
The humble and respected Emperor earnestly married his relatives
The Emperor, Tennouheika, is dedicated to serving the gods on behalf of the Japanese
Of course, there is a theory that the ancestors of the ancient Emperor are the gods.
Is there no gaijin that anyone can deny?


Oh dear_____________
gaijin people, be careful

looks like things in HK are escalating a bit tonight. Still "controlled" but there is some impatience brewing.
this weekend could be a flashpoint

hoping to hear from HK user sometime this weekend

Korean has a long history
Just as a parasite to Japan
Many of them shape their faces imitating Japanese ideals
Speaking of which, it seems that the British royal family was a little different from the average British appearance
Both seem to want to get married from the average commoner
There will be doubts, but the ideal bride
Blood density seems to have an effect on crime rates and should not be ignored
It's clear statistics from Koreans who like their mothers and their sisters and sisters
Although true powers, such as the Tokugawa family, once lived in a flashy castle, it can be avoided that Shougun is getting bloody by taking beauty from the vassals nationwide.
On the other hand, the humble and respected emperor family got married from a relative
The Emperor, Tennouheika, only serves the gods on behalf of all Japanese people
Of course, there is a theory that the ancestors of the ancient Emperor are the gods.
Is there no gaijin that anyone can deny?

Oh dear_____________
gaijin people, be careful
Real Japanese don't speak English well
We will hate you
This is natural, right?
We want peace more than anyone
Arrange your religion once again and be courteous
A little bit uncomfortable
We haven't told you for a long time to help us

max zoomer

Tennouheika is an emperor inherited for three thousand years
That's not to say
What you should say to someone who knows the correct answer to what your organization should do may be a refusal to do it
It looks interesting
But it can be said that
A country that forges its history and spreads ridiculous misunderstandings after gladly handing over the administration to foreign countries
In other words, Korea did not complain to the eerie, but rather gladly accepted the Japanese annexation.
That is normal, but
so any Kramer is promising considering that

You guys, handsome gaijin people
What do you think about this?

Oh dear_____________
Friend, but be careful
I'm not bald and don't tell you a convenient lie

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don't you speak some Japanese?
try and communicate with him directly
he wants to invade Korea again and he's looking for our approval

Ok, I'll give it a shot.

おい、何いってんの?何言いたいの?お前の英語あまりわからないよ。

You have to pick winners in the premium selling game to account for slippage. You may be able to sell at .1 and won't get a fill at .2

大丈夫
あとはグーグルで

不都合なら読まないでいいだろう?
俺は嘘など言ってない

いや、それじゃなくて。本当にお前の言いたいこと全然わからない。韓国人嫌いってこと?

韓国人は韓国人の話しかしないよな
なんでお前らなんかと鼻差にゃならんw
笑わすぜ
俺が書いていることは韓国中心じゃないぜ
それに変換はあえて不自然にする
お前が日本語を理解できるならできるようにな

ふざけるな。鼻差なんて。そっか、もっと一般に書いているか。俺悪かった、ごめん。で、結局何言いたいの?

What is the consensus on dividend growth investing? How much stock would you need to own for $100k of dividends? I'm guessing something like $1.5m

お前ら韓国人w朝鮮人のための正しい広報活動だよさ

>What is the consensus on dividend growth investing
extremely dank

>How much stock would you need to own for $100k of dividends? I'm guessing something like $1.5m

The whole point of dividend growth investing is that you could invest only, say $100K now and then at some point in the future (50 years, more or less) you might expect to get $100K or so yearly in dividends
that's the idea of yield-on-cost. It's not just cost and yield, there is a time component. Actually the time component is the most important, time will work for you to get you more money AND more yield. Very nice stuff.

If you buy 1.5M of super high-yield stocks today, you could get $100k/year after tax, but it would be all risky yields. Those would be yields that might not grow that much.
Better to buy 1.5M of high quality stocks, that might only yield 10k-20k right now, but their yields (and share prices) will keep growing consistently as the years go by...

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俺アメリカ人だよ。韓国人のこと関係ない。

That's my strat. While you can very conservatively estimate an overall yield on your portfolio to be around 3%, it would be around 3 mil although you could get some stable high yielders, around 6%, and get 100k per year on 1.5 mil. However that strat would be shitty. The goal is the "growth" part. You buy companies that will continually grow their dividend every year so after 20 years or so down the road, on you initial purchase of the stock, you get 10%+ yield that continues to grow. Its a slow game desu

understood
Everyone understood, too

>Everyone understood, too
Not really, but ok. You might be on the wrong board.

何でここに日本語を話すの?株ついて英語で話しましょう!

LONG AMD
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>>tfw cant write NEED options

weekends are boring as fuck without the stock market. i'm getting tired of playing CKII

try an intense 6 hour workout session followed by 8 hours of studying geology or forestry

>6h workout

who are you, the rock on steroids?

Imagine 1.5 mil qyld

Sucky week. But fuck it. I'm down -2.35% so all in all not to bad.

PINS will I hope, be another FB in the making. (Yeah I know it ain't the same but its closest to what PINS is) One day PINS will be sitting at $100 per. I'll be celebrating like mad! Or who knows maybe they'll get bought as they get bigger over time. I'll still be celebrating if it's true. Or now this is a gamble but perhaps as the stock price grows one day they'd give out a stock split to shareholders. A 2:1 or 4:1 would be pretty sweet.

AMRN will kick the FDA's ass end of this year. Then a buyout or no buyout I'll be sitting on a nice Green Pile. The stock will be flying high. $45 - 50 per and I'm selling like mad! If no buyout happens though.

LGF is down, yeah I won't sugar coat it. But now that the streaming wars are here they'll get bought soon. The previous attempts failed due to them wanting to sell the whole company not just part of it. But like I said, The Streaming Wars are here. Beggars can't be choosers and if they want LGF they'll pay and get the whole company to get the content LGF has.

Then for the long game till I'm dead and gone that is I've got these:

T-Babies
DIS
GE
BHGE
VTI
KHC
KDP
QYLD
Comcast

Never will I sell these. Let those Divvys reinvest themselves over the long haul. Be sitting on a nice Green bed when I walk out of my "company" when retirement time hits

TRQ accumulation is going well. Get on this train boys, easy 10x if you got the patience to hold 3-5 years.

How is it easy?

waiting for an entry point for unilever (UL)

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