Poor man's sundae

intermittent fasting

I gave up smoking and drinking, that saves 200 dollars a week.

I only eat cheap foods. Porridge for breakfast, fruit, nuts and maybe a sandwhich for lunch. Dinner is steamed vegetables and some meat (cheapest cuts i can find.)

I avoid processed foods at all costs except for maybe some salami or ham (not sure if that counts.)

Im down 8kg and feel healthier every day because of the changes ive made. Going to put 100 dollars a week into silver now and start stacking.

Walmart for groceries has saved me hundreds

buy a chocolate cologne
spray in air
needs not to be put on anything

This sounds weird but recently i am enjoying making kind of ancient Roman food. I make my own flatbread in a couple of minutes just flour and water with a pinch of salt. Dip it in ol8ve oil and basalmic vinegar...eat some olives and made a simple tomato dip with tomates and garlic. Red wine and fruit.

Losing weight and feel good only eating like a fucking Roman Soldier Chad.

is this really cheaper than just buying 2 ply?

Based

Fuck sake. How much money do you make? I can't imagine wasting $800 a month. A third of my take home pay.

thanks for the idea! I will try that as well

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bro take the bum gun pill. your ass is much cleaner and it is messier and prob saves even more moneyz

1900 a week after tax atm. Before i quit i was only on 1300 a week after tax.

Im a college dropout working in construction.

Every time I realise I'm poor and retarded and thinking of 'money saving' techniques. I get a new job that pays 30k per year more.

I just eat normal shit. Its way easier and less depressing. Get a new job

How the fuck do you earn that much? Im an electrician in Finland and I regularly earn about 2100-2250 euros per month after tax. I have no expenses at work because I have company car and usually just drink free coffee at the wholesale shops.

>This sounds weird
sounds based to me

I live in australia and am very skilled at operating a specialised piece of heavy equipment. Getting 45 dollars per hour. I dont even work that hard really, skill in operating the machinery is very important though. The trade off is summer is a bitch and the average house price is a million dollars.

based and gen x pilled

Fucking this, you're not saving money eating shit ass junk food

snoogins

holy shit im doing this today thanks nigga
*puffs blunt*

That's easy! I don't even have money to save.

silver? retard. just do a s&p etf if you're this brain dead.

Etf is technically not owning anything, so if market dumps, you're fucked. But rocks will be stable

>don't eat out much
>don't go out to bars/clubs

this alone probably saves me at least $750 a month

>Commute on my mountain bike
>Eat food that I prepared at home with only a little bit of meat
>Not drinking alcohol
>Have hobbies that are not expensive

Saves tons of money in the short term. Even more in the long term because my healthy lifestyle means all of my inevitable medical expenses will show up 20 years late.

>don't have friends
you wouldn't believe how much money I save by (obviously on purpose) doing this

You don't have to get it perfect just put the pretzel and chocolate chips in your mouth at the same time.

i drive a $700 beater Nissan D21 pick up that i maintain myself with the minimum of harbor freight tools.

I accumulate more bags of SNTVT than i can afford to lose and sell minor spike ups, keeping more and more to hold each time.

Unless you're saving up for something that'll get you income, you shouldn't do this stuff.

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I live with my gf and she wants to eat out at least 3 times a week or else she will complain that we don’t do anything or that I’m too boring
So I waste a lot of money

Do you date a pig?

imagine convincing yourself that eating like a fucking peasant is "based"

you don't have to eat unhealthy shit when you go out, it's just the experience of eating out

You're being findom'd user.
Go for hikes or something, it's cheap and good for your health.

I dated a girl who demanded we eat out a lot as well, that piggy gained 50 pounds that year.

Just melt the chips and dip the pretzels in them you tard.

I hate dating fat chicks, the fukcin smell bad, when you cuddle them it feels like cuddling a bro because they're so big, and they use the relationship as an excuse to let themselves go even further than before, its also harder for fat girls to cum because of all the extra fatty tissue blocking their g spot.

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Don’t touch fat girls. Let them die alone. If you’re beta, find a homely skinny girl