Who's the most pathetic person here?

Who's the most pathetic person here?

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ive been trying to pump the freight broker meme, also ive had no human interaction outside of work for 5 years

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Probably silver bag holders lel

Where's that guy who spent like 8 BItcoin on KIDS coin when it was 1 sat and then it went to literally 0 and has never recovered, over 2 years ago?

i work a 9 to 5, but always come in an hour late, leave an hour early, and take 2 hour lunch breaks. it's an engineering job, though, so getting more rest actually leads to a net productivity gain. currently making $145k out of boston.

my wife was a virgin when I married her; I didn't believe her at first, but she could cry from the pain when we had sex for the first month or so. I have to admit, it was sort of hot.

I don't really care for music or movies; it's all degenerate Jewish shit. I prefer spending my time working on unsolved problems in computational complexity, trying to separate complexity classes. I doubt I'll make any progress, but I see it as a form of entertainment; "gaming" if you will.

I'm all in on ethereum, after selling at around $450 during the last bubble and buying in at just under $100 with the double digit memes.

no larp, but who cares really

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the dag troll has been spending the last 13 months fudding constellation for about 50 hours a week because he got rekt in the presale. were talking 12 to 15 hours a day for 13 months straight

All larpers and people who respond to larpers

best part of my life: white with a full head of hair at 31. I think that's the true lottery in life; more important than being tall or rich. I can just imagine the 5'11 cope though; tippie toeing to 6 feet. I'm slightly shorter than that, but content with everything else I have.

seeking perfection is a hedonistic treadmill, but knowing when you've beat the odds and are in the top 1% is so much more fulfilling.

what are the odds of even being human and not an ant? a million to 1?

I am happy to be alive, I love my life.

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Pretty cool math dude, pretty cool. Keep enjoying.

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That one samefag who alternates between different IDs to circlejerk with himself

this was me with pandacoin

fuck you too

You for creating this thread

seething

I live with bedbugs and keep them as pets!
If you keep them fed well they can do all sorts of tricks and even keep you company when times are tough!
Plus they can reproduce quickly so if you want to get into the business quickly you can start real soon

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I spend a lot of my free time chatting with my Thai girlfriends on LINE. 3 more months until I go to Thailand to fuck them for free in between paying for sex with hookers and massage ladies.

Ourjeet

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This. I cringe every time someone mentions owning literal bags of rocks

not funny, guys

you should smoke your bedbugs
also if you let them eat you and they reproduce then you eat them, you have infinite food cycle

>he doesn't inject pureed bedbugs with a hypodermic needle to harness the raw energy of their more primitive DNA
r e d d i t is ---> that way --->

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How do you make it through the length of that flight? Is there a secret or is it just the anticipation of your cock being used more than a Jollibee's door handle?

I have no friends, am an incel and I'm sitting in a hotel room alone on a Sunday night masturbating and shitposting on Jow Forums. I think I win.

>I have no friends
consider yourself frenzoned

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>I have no friends
friends suck

Silverchads, Linkies, or Brappies

All worthless scum

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A travel pillow and noise cancelling headphones make it much more bearable. It takes about 24 hours for flight from Atlanta to Seoul to Bangkok.

woah

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I am you except I am worse then because I am a incel who lost his virginity to disgusting whores when I was young and stupid. The fucking normies got to me and I felt like I needed to lose. I wish I still had my virginity, much rather be a virgin wizard then a loser who lost it to gross hookers.

All I ever wanted was a loving girlfriend and to start a family. Fuck this gay earth

>32 years old, unemployed and never had a job in my life
>live with parents in tiny 3 room apartment
>parents pay for everything
>they do the chores I never do anything
>barely finished highschool because was bullied extremely in school
>never had a girlfriend
>never kissed a girl
>cumbrain and addicted to fastfood/sugar which made me fat
>have manboobs and balding since I'm 15
>never had any friends
>only social interaction is through anonymous imageboards
>have a really stupid first name
>minus 98% or so on ICX
>was all in with my last 600 dollars at 12 bucks

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What do you do all day that keeps you from going an hero? Surely vidya gets old after a while.

beats fucking working

>What do you do all day that keeps you from going an hero?
a lot of things
1. too scared to go outside
2. no place to kill myself without getting discovered by parents
3. dying is scary
4. might get 400 bucks this month to buy a shitcoin probably link

>Surely vidya gets old after a while.
I only played very old games not so much nowadays because like you said it is getting old after a while and dont want to buy new hardware dont have the moneys

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you should at least work out though

You ever try pushing yourself out more, just a little at a time to see if you can build on it and interact with people more? Sometimes just going for walks helps, especially at night to get started.

> especially at night to get started

I legit readed
>specially at night to get stabbed

top kek

>and interact with people more?
gave up on that
they will never respect me or not make jokes about my name.

>just going for walks helps
the neighborhood is bad and there is niggers here
I dont go outside if I dont absolutely have to
and never at night

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>I'm all in on ethereum

you had me in the first half

nah we're different we just hate link because its dogshit that ruined this board

Just stop being this way, in every way, little by little at a time over a year. You'll thank me for it.

20k long in acb please help

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>have a really stupid first name

This part got me, you could try at least help your parents a bit user.

Im like the dude in american psycho, all my self improvement is just done to fuck others and inflict them pain, im just a shell and you will never meet the true me, if i success it's just to make you feel like a failure, everyday until i die

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can we at least get a story out of it

i was happy when i lost my virginity even though i didnt have sex for years after, was just something i needed to do in my life in order to grow up and move onto the next phase

I'm 24 and still haven't retired while there are 20 yr old millionaires woth ecommerce businesses and others that bought bitcoin and sold it in 2017, etc.

As far as I'm concerned, I already lost in life.

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This

i didn't sell chainlink (basically a worthless erc 20 token) after a 2000 % profit because i thought it would go up forever.

So i guess i won sirs

Amd people actually think this god is a "loving" god LMAO. Just look at your pathetic life. god planned this out just for you. He targeted YOU to be a loser. Thos wasn't even your fault. YOU didn't choose shit genetics. You were simply born unlucky. Sad world where luck is what predetermines your success. This is why I hate religious people that worship god.

What a sad sad pathetic life you live. It's not even your fault. It was predestined.

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pajeet shillers

Live is a gamble, sometimes you gotta double down mah nigga

i make decent money, everything bores me. read about 40 books this year. books are the only thing keeping me alive at this point.

Add gym gains to books and you are literally me

Married an ugly woman because she was kind in a way that pushed me away from suicidal thoughts.
As the years pass the slowly starts resembling her bitchy mother.
Working from home, no friends, no hobbies.
Only activity I enjoy is drinking strong alcohol alone at my desk.

cringe, stop caring about your virginity like a woman

hey, you can afford hotels

Why are you in a hotel?

Me
>work TWO wagie jobs
>chubby Latina wife
>only 17k in saving

>Be 28yo southern eurocuck
>Fell for the university meme (twice)
>Left my commie infested country for a more commie infested country for better work/life (uk)
>Currently work min wage in a warehouse
>in NORF
>only gf i had dumped me 2yrs ago and after one year I realized she was proper wife material
>lurked on reddit b4 washing up here after gf left
>Couldn't see it bc I was bluepilled
>probably a fag(bi) after years of porn addiction and an overbearing single mother
>Druggie (weed, coke, mdma)
>Slowly adding alcoholism in the mix

I believe I'm pretty high on that list

>All these people who just let their lives spin out of control
I'm not surprised you fuckers always lose money on your shitcoins when you can't even stop yourself from frying your brain on alcohol or being a fatass

h-hehe definitely n-not me

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shut up dad

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famous namefag 'BSV will win'

there will always be some animal that is richer than you, some fucking dog who inherited a few million

I decided it would be a good idea to go on vacation alone this long weekend.

>wearing pants
>using chairs
>no pissjugs
Is he a king?

i was mad pathetic when i first came to Jow Forums about 3 years ago.
i learned how to trade and earn compound interest from biz.
i actually know how to use my money to make more money now.
everything i learned i owe it to biz posters
i was financially illiterate before i began lurking here
now im worth over 200k and soon to be several million

I only paid $88 for one night in this shitty hotel

>currently see happy students everywhere, ready for the most sex filled and happy and party filled, and intellectual, years of their lives
>feel so sad that I wasted my youth and was too ugly to have a happy one anyway

*SNAP*

That rope's going in to my attempted an hero compilation!

I got raped real hard by big scary men in prison

criminally underrated

This post made me want to kys
t. Chad with no money or life

based, but learning from biz? wtf 1/500 posts might actually have good information

That's why I'm here all the fucking time. I also have nowhere else to go that is as lax as Jow Forums

I follow DAG threads. There is no DAG troll. But the DAG community keeps saying this to minimize the fact everyone hates them. Nobody can post 24/7/365 but if that makes you feel better that one person hates you instead of the whole biz community the so be it

>go to the gym
>get a job
Workout 3x a week and the money from work you give a little to your parents. The rest you should invest in crypto. Probably just make the equivalent of an index fund with the top alts but also with promising shitcoins. You are wasting your life and your ability to live a happy life. Stop that. You're nearly halfway through.

this guy
cringe

What's your name, Mulva?

me. i have a family, wife, great paying job i love, great house in a nice area, but i still come here daily.

Based as fuck

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link holders.

literally me sort of

Just realized this thread is FULL of pathetic transexual link hodlers.

God help us.

All you gotta do is stop fapping, but you are right anyway

BASED al bundy poster

I've applied for over 1000 jobs these past 3 months and I've only received 3 phone calls, had 1 interview and received 2 emails.

zero qualifications
never had a job. nothing.
single
addict
live off parents
they're old and dying
i have absolutely no plan for the future
i'm 41

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>but she could cry from the pain when we had sex for the first month
Fucking hot. If your wife doesn't do this as well this means you got cucked