So we have some chickens in our backyard. They all have rings on their legs so we know that they are ours.
One day, two of them went missing. The next day, one chicken came back home, but it had no rings on its legs anymore.
I went looking for the second chicken and I finally found it. It is in our neighbour's backyard.
They took them and removed the rings and thought we wouldn't notice. Funny thing is, we only have brown chickens. Our neighbour only has white and black chickens. So our chicken is the only brown one now in our neighbours backyard. I saw it standing there and it seemed to be confused. The fence is too high for me to just jump over it and get it back.
Our houses are about 100+ meters apart from each other.
Our neighbour is notorious for going to court over little things. My grandma thinks they would sue us if I just went in their backyard and got our brown chicken back. WTF? She thinks that if I asked our neighbour to give our chicken back, they would just say that I cant proove that it is ours and would sue us because of false allegations.
Put a chicken in their water tank and wait a month or two.
Hope your new neighbours are nice.
Kevin Jenkins
Take them to court.
Jeremiah Adams
Call the cops you fucking retard. that chicken deserves a responsible owner.
Alexander Murphy
Rape your neighbors wife.
Adrian Gonzalez
Just steal their chickens and eat those bitches. If they come poking around say the same thing happened to you and there must be a coyote around m8. Check for cameras before and if there are just poison all the chickens and blame it on teens or some shit if it comes back on you
Robert Thomas
Shoot their chickens at night.
Jackson Evans
Shoot wildly at night and file a police case that a suspicious person was trying to steal your chickens
Austin Flores
Buy a pine marten and set it loose in your neighbors coop
No, but they are all females, mother, daughter, niece, no husband. They do have horses.
I have a shotgun, but I dont want to hurt chickens. :-(
Xavier Bell
BASEDDEN A S E D D E N
Benjamin Fisher
This
Gabriel Bennett
Your options:
1) Go talk to them, and say that one of your chickens is in their backyard, and you want it back. Don't directly accuse them, but don't directly imply that you think they're innocent. Probably install a security camera, too.
2) Call the cops, get a police report filed. Then install a security camera (or two), and if they try it again, you probably can get them arrested.
>would sue us because of false allegations. I don't know what country you're in, but I'm pretty sure you can't sue for that. She certainly couldn't sue in the US. Slander/libel is much more limited than that.
And don't ask Jow Forums, or you'll get this kind of advice.
Robert Collins
also OP if you're setting up a camera don't let anyone know you set up a camera, preferably not your grandma either this way your dumb neighbor won't know and get fucked when he steals another one
it's best to pretend like you didn't notice a chicken missing at all
Carson Thompson
have you tried asking the chicken first
Evan Anderson
So you were literally cucked?
Asher Reed
>literally clucked
Jack Torres
Is this some kind of low key walton chain shill? Does walton chain even exist anymore?
Zachary Thompson
Fpbp
Andrew Wood
just call the cops retard
Dominic Gray
This and if this doesn't work go for
Sebastian Roberts
he broke the NAP, nuke his house
Juan Hughes
that sounds like a definite self defense situation. do not try to talk it out with them and make sure they don't see you coming.
Steal all of their chickens ALL OF THEM And everything that isn't nailed down outside EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING Load them into a truck Then just laugh at the resulting shitstorm If that doesn't work, break their legs
