Are milf gfs worth it?

Ah chit. Now I want to fap to her

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“Yay I jus got jizzed on by Tyrone, now I reached full feminist and I am truly empowered”

how can anyone find that ugly old hag ATTRACTIVE?

>bathtime
>using a shit jpeg
Summer is as summer does

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>implying you can't just get an HPV vaccine these days, take prep, etc.
>Herpes is easy to test for as well

you sure are angry about other people liking things

go outside or something

>user, you're such a loser

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nearly everyone who kissed someone has HPV and the Herpes Virus (the non-genital one). Good for you that you don't, and never will, because you are a autistic wizard-level incel virgin and will never be able to enjoy the pleasure of a girl actually liking you enough to have sex with you.

Find me just ONE cougar that looks better

I married a virgin as a virgin unfucking faggot
You’ll never know what uniting as one family feels like because you’re a diseased piece of shit
Ohhhh, and I don’t have herpes one or two, my parents took care of me u fucking faggot

>cougar
there is your problem, enjoy fucking used up whores

Will do

Lol at least you'll be completely ignorant to what good sex feels like, so will never know what your missing.

lol, can't believe she convinced you she was a virgin after all the shit I did to her smdh

how many doge for a woman with a raging mommy/son fetish

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>ignorant to what good sex feels like
Kek, anything else to make u feel better about ur shallow life? About ur girl banging 25 Tyrone’s before you? Anything else to make u feel better about ur diseased dick
I am fulfilled by the sex I receive and bu the children I raise while ur fsggot ass is lost in the matrix

>i have a perfect life and a perfect wife
>so i spend my time on a chan
I bet your pastor doesn't know

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I don’t have a perfect life or wife faggot, no one does
I am not perfect and will never be
I don’t do church or any religious bullshit
You’ve just been completely brainshwased and you’re just s lost soul in this matrix
Enjoy diseased vaginas faggot

Anyone feel that they ruined their life so bad that even sleeping with the hottest person that you could imagine isn't going to make life better?

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this cunt is unhinged and seething over absolutely nothing lmao, guarantee he is a muslim

Ya actually. Only crypto and an ecommerce biz can save me now

or you are a diseased faggot trying to convince yourself that the whores you've slept with were clean anonymously on an illegal Sri Lankian spear fishing forum

>I don't have herpes cause I just call them cold sores

1) they fuck better
2) they cook better
3) they are not as arrogant as young women
4) they are classier
5) second hand milkies can actually produce milk

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Yeah I don't get it at all, she has a man face with a giant chin, her fake tits and ass both look painful, and on top of it all leathery monster skin, I really don't understand the appeal...

>woman older than me calls me daddy

boner destroyed

6) they will pay 50% of the bills (you won't split the bill but sometime she will take the initiative to pay for everything
7) you can go to her house and everything is clean and smell good
8) she has a better car than you

She is old as fuck, any relationship would be awkward, and your friends will laugh at you that the only hole you can fuck is a 50 year old mother (that's what I would do), but hey, whatever, enjoy having kids with downs syndrome

pro tip: Maximum 10 years older than you

my gf is 37 y/o mixed dutch and brazilian and make more money than you and I swear that if I present her to my friends (I don't have friends actually) they would be jealous

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lol

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I don't see the point of having physical friends desu, why would I want to go to the pub with a guy? To start a fight with two other autist men? I date women and I fuck them if I can do it, I have friends from Jow Forums, two actually and sometimes we talk together that's it - I don't need to see them IRL

If you like having to use lube everytime.

No 20 year old girl would ever go out with a man with no friends. Your 37 year old used up whore is so pathetic she settled down for you. The cock carousel was fun, but now it's time to stabilise with user

Oh i agre eith you but the fact that you are trying to use your 37r old mixed mutt as some kind of gloat is fucking hilarious. I ouldnt mind havin a gf like that though try to wife her and be a neet forever.

Hahahah faggot. You get a bump, nice of you to acknowledge your true self. In this lifetime at least you can get cock and pussy. Why not have both?

>The cock carousel was fun, but now it's time to stabilise with user

Red pilled, you're saying there's no 35+ year olds willing to have some "fun"?

I only fuck her raw bro, we don't even share a flat - have sex incel

Macron did it actually and he is way more successful than you all

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alright time to fap

this is so fucking sad

how to get mommy gf?

Yes. Next question

tinder or trendy bars

my friends have know serious jobs and grey hair, their lives are so depressing i don't want to hang out with them, i'm only 26 y/o

those who dropped out uni are now waiters and smoke weed / do cocaine and they depress me even more, if I spend one night with them I have depression feelings for 1 week

Yup, I don't need male friends

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lol yheah but he isnt a fucking neet. I'm not even saying its abad thing to do desu

What if I don't drink, I always see em at grocery stores will that work?

I’m 23 and have casual sex with a 48 year old from work. Looks very young, massive tits, and loves to suck dick more than anything. Her ex husband for whatever reason didn’t like getting head and only wanted sex and now she craves sucking dick because she couldn’t back then. I have pictures of her tits

You know what to do

You don’t drink? You don’t fuck either.

When I was 22 I had a 42 year old fuck buddy. Was worth it and she was very based and red pilled me on a lot of stuf.

As investment nein

they'll fuck the shit out of you

but they'll never truly fill the void

Only cause you asked - she’s weird about sending nudes so all i got is this

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>not realizing pornstars get std checked

they are way cleaner than the average women, because they also have to clean their vaginas

nice. how'd you hook something up in the work environment?

Fuck yes. 22 yo. Milf gf is 34. Best coochie i ever had in my life , on top of dinner ready when i get off work, laundry done, head without asking and runs a hot shower when shes done. No bitch in my age group has yet to compete.

damn im jelly she looks hot

Alright you shitter, how'd you do it

This except I’m 34 and my girl is 22 and not a used up disgusting whore past her prime