Buy green

>buy green
>starts dumping
>buy red
>continues to dump
What's the scientific explanation for this phenomenon? It's truly amazing

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There is no scientific explanation, you are just retarded and bad at investing.

what is up with this dudes teeth, did they just give him dentures that don't fit or what?

dr;ns

Well, why not test this theory, by literally shorting everything? If as soon as you buy everything starts mooning, then you know it’s just you that is cursed

ayo these white niggas be crazy lmao he looked better with rotting teeth lfmao

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that's boogie2988's new chad teeth, they're implants

i just cannot believe he thought those teeth were going to be a good idea.

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those things are fucking terrifying