Pretend it's year 2025

I can't believe it's been 5 years since the Yacht party massacre.
All those young billionaries gone forever. RIP :(

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The world is so much better since i used my link to develop the genophage that killed off all women with sub 30F chests.

Have sex

all 700 of my japanese mail order brides had twins at the same time. good think link made me a trillionaire so i can pay for all 1400 of my children and their future families to go to top universities

These contradict each other.

all of my japanese mail order brides have 30G tits and we have orgies 5 times a day

A drone dropped my holoport this morning, but I can't get it to work for some reason. My virtual AI assistant keeps telling me it's no longer compatible, but there has to be a way to make it work right?

Yes! My Bitcoin has made me a multi billionaire! Asuka was right!

Good thing Libra did so well too, amazing. Just amazing.

Sergey crossed the 500kg mark. I am starting to get worried about his health.

Beyond based

That was a good harvest. Fall is coming and the homestead isn't established enough yet to have enough food to live on through the winter. It's a good thing we've still got a few hundred grand left from crypto after buying the land honey! Don't have to worry about any of that global warming nonsense either. West Virginia is perfectly positioned on the western side of the mountains to have enough rain to grow food and not get hit by hurricanes. Fuck the city!

XD XD chainlink is a million dollars!!! Hehehehehe lulz!!! Teehee xD millions of big Macs ahahahahahaha Le based Sergey xD randumb dinosaur RAWR invader Zim swag >.< Strap in marines!!! Epic win!!!!

I recieved an invitation to the party but I declined. Looking back, I wouldn't be alive right now enjoying my LINK stack. I really wanted to go too.

Lol xD chainlink!!!! Hehehehehe hehehehe so epic!!!!!!!! Toasting in epic bread, marines! :p

Oh shit, my country put a VAT on gold?? Good thing I spent these past years accumulating!

Lol xD u shud of bought chainlink :D teehee

This but unironically

uwu

Can't wait for the 5th annual memorial yacht party. Have to honour our lost brothers.

Teh lulzors!!!!!!! Marines so epic!!! We r stinky lilz!! XDXDXDXDXD

good thing they caught the murderer. ironically it was OP all along.